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@BadManBetting A win on Wednesday (on the pitch!) would definitely help.

@redbyname Was expecting Liverpool to put up a bit more of a fight mate, hopefully softens the blow a touch

✅ THAT’S A £125 BET BUILDER WINNER AS WELL. GET THE FUCK INNNNNNN! I shared this on my website earlier today. Beauty of a bet, and a great use of the 100% Boost on Sky. We’ve smashed it. WHO ELSE WAS ON IT? 👉❤️

One year ago today ❤️

@DominikDiamond If he sucked a lemon, the lemon would pull a face.

I genuinely can’t even begin to get inside the shriveled mind of someone who gets up in the morning and posts this shite. Guy’s got a face like a sullen lemon.

A hilarious April fools video made by the police

@Castademon89 @5tevieM Newsflash: the original US cast were unknowns when they started. They included John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase.

@5tevieM It's quite clearly TERRIBLE. They could have hired Mitchell and Webb, Armstrong and Miller, Graham Linehan and other brilliant writers and made something memorable. Puzzling stuff.

A person: there’s no tv sketch comedy anymore Same person: this new tv sketch comedy show that hasnt aired yet is shit. I will also give it one episode max before I decide it’s irredeemable and slag it off online, leaving no room for improvement/ development of any future shows

🤣🤣 Ici, il y a une situation encore plus douloureuse et dramatique que le fait que le doigt de Noa Lang ait été presque arraché, ou même que la douleur qu’il a ressentie. À force de simulations, de plongeons et de fausses blessures depuis des années, même les joueurs de Galatasaray n’y croient plus eux-mêmes. Voilà pourquoi pas un seul joueur de Galatasaray ne va voir Lang ni ne s’approche de lui et on a vu la même chose avec Osimhen dans ce match. Personne n’est venu ! 🤡 Au point que leur propre équipe n’y croit plus Galatasaray considère ça comme sa procédure standard, le “couché de l’escroc”, au point de ne même plus y prêter attention. 👍🏼

@discoveryplusUK I've received my email about TNT sports switching to HBO Max later this month. It says "Your access to discovery+ entertainment content will come to an end on 25 March 2026". So what arrangements are there for watching those *non-sports* channels?

@TheSecretAcct No guarantee they won't just appoint Ahllann Khurbishlii for more of the same.

Iran has appointed Samali Âlârdâys as interim Ayatollah until the end of the season.

@SagoLabsVC @fesshole "Do you want to be the denominator?" "No, I'd rather go on top."

@fesshole So you went from “dance floor chemistry” to “classroom catastrophe” in one weekend - suddenly learning about fractions feels way more complicated.

Whilst doing my teacher training course I slept with an older married man, after meeting him in a club. I turned up on Monday for my first placement in a local primary school, and to my horror, he was the teacher there that I'd be shadowing.

The Isu-1 Grand Prix, a two-hour endurance event in Japan where teams race through the streets on standard office chairs. 📹chair_racer_miura

A Dutch poultry farmer has a laugh that sounds exactly like a chicken. Frederik de Wijk was doing a television interview when a reporter made a joke. The farmer burst into a high-pitched cackle that perfectly mimicked a clucking hen.

@ronniejamesgio @FooFightersUK @foofighters @BBCRadio2 @BBCSounds x.com/foofighters/st…

@FooFightersUK @foofighters @BBCRadio2 @BBCSounds Where’s Pat?

Listen to @foofighters chat with Shaun Keaveny and play new music from upcoming new album ‘Your Favorite Toy’ on Radio 2 Rock Show tonight at 11pm! @BBCRadio2 @BBCSounds

A duck chose a school as home & returns every year to lay her eggs. When they hatch she leads the ducklings through the corridors to the courtyard lake. It’s now an annual ritual with children staying silent out of respect. Respect is beautiful.

@Ranger_Smiff @fesshole Well, given what a lot of Fesshole posts are, it could be worse: it could be imaginary.

@fesshole You're being Irrational

Software engineer here. It was pretty obvious the volume of spam calls was going to go through the roof with AI being ubiquitous. So I always try some prompt injection when they call me. Proudest achievement was a 3 minute recital of the digits of pi.

@_thislineismine @Garmin I managed to get my Venu 3 to connect after deleting the device from Connect (and forgetting the Bluetooth connection) and then starting again from scratch. Worked easily enough. But now I find that ConnectIQ can't see the watch

@Garmin your app update has completely broken connecting already existing devices to your app. I’ve deleted the Bluetooth connection on my phone, deleted the app, it still won’t connect to my venu 3s

@BadManBetting And - so far - they haven't rescinded the free bet I got for the bet originally losing 😏

BET BUILDER WINNER! BOSHHH!!! ✅ £22 won on the Double, now £42 on the Bet Builder. What a night. Smash LIKE ❤️ if you won with me.

@BadManBetting Has Martinez done a 3rd save?

BET BUILDER WINNER?!

@Connor_LFC8 <Yawn> Alberto Aquilani and Andrea Dossena.

Name 2 Italians besides from Chiesa and Leoni that played for Liverpool Impossible

@TheOnlyEsta Allergy Spice

Name this Band 👇🏽