@timdavies_uk I'll be needing a second opinion 😄
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Piper J Peasmold Gruntfuttock
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Piper J Peasmold Gruntfuttock
@Redlemon850
My Le-Mans is red.
London Katılım Kasım 2011
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@anon_opin Agreed. Especially when it is used at-scale.
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Every few months a new corporate bullshit phrase gets spoken on a podcast somewhere and enters the LinkedIn lexicon. The latest I've seems to be 'table stakes'. Can we just stop please? It's awful. Speak normally.
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What was the name of that little girl they named The Queen of the Scots because she armed herself against Stranger sexual advances?
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As the UK goes into full on Podium watch for the inevitable resignation of Keir Starmer, the rest of the Us Labours are chapping their lips on Burnham's butt, determined to get a coveted spot on the front bench. But nobody is more determined than our Ang:
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@RetroCoast No. I made them all redundant when I bought a tractor and a plough.
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White people: have you asked forgiveness for owning slaves?
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@higgyboson At least the rain will be warm. Eh?
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It's getting warmer over the next few days.
Sunday - 28°
Monday - 30°
Tuesday - 31°
Wednesday - Your head will catch fire.
Thursday - The oceans will boil.
Friday - Fire will ravage the entire globe.
Saturday- All life will be extinct.
Sunday - More repeats of Columbo on the telly.
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Poor trans women having Miriam Margolyes dumped on them
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In her Netflix show Almost Australian, actor Miriam Margolyes learns what it means to be Australian through a series of candid interviews. The actor met with Aboriginal trans women and learned that gender identity is about much more than just what’s on the outside.
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@fesshole This type of innovative thinking is how we created the modern world. Show us some gratitude.
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I dumped a guy that I dated briefly in uni because at a party he and his mates tried to drink their beers by punching a hole in the bottom of the can. Whatever they were trying to do with this "shotgunning" as they called it, they looked like a bunch of stupid twats.
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@ThrillaRilla369 "There's enough fun without vulgarity"
To which I once replied:
"There's more fun with it!"
<hoots of laughter from my younger siblings>
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In honor of Father's Day what was your Dad's famous line growing up? 🧑 👴
I’ll go first: Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
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BREAKING - Henry Nowak’s killer, Vickrum Digwa, has been transferred to HMP Frankland, the UK’s most notorious prison for “inmate justice,” where he now remains in fear for his life to the point at which he can no longer eat or sleep.
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We all gave this a go, didn’t we? 👏
We couldn’t afford to buy new so an old cabinet, bike wheels and a piece of rope….who needed brakes? ❤️
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@TerribleMaps The Straight of Gibraltar looks a bit...er...big...
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You can sail from Georgia to Georgia in a perfectly straight line
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@d5_rss @Mr_MikeOG Best not to underestimate the septics. They do have the home advantage, and a load of wonga.
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@Mr_MikeOG There is more chance of me winning the Miss World beauty pageant.
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Tell me where you stand politically without telling me where you stand politically
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@anon_opin Where else would you keep your Biros?
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Any man's shirt is instantly devalued by the presence of a breast pocket. Especially short-sleeves. You look like you're on holiday but secretly wishing you were back to the office.
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@SBarrettBar The last McDonalds I visited was like something from cold war east Germany.
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When did we all agree to turn Supermarkets into internment camps?
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@fesshole New euphemism drops; 'Being burgled' 😆
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