Piper J Peasmold Gruntfuttock

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Piper J Peasmold Gruntfuttock

Piper J Peasmold Gruntfuttock

@Redlemon850

My Le-Mans is red.

London Katılım Kasım 2011
645 Takip Edilen249 Takipçiler
Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Every few months a new corporate bullshit phrase gets spoken on a podcast somewhere and enters the LinkedIn lexicon. The latest I've seems to be 'table stakes'. Can we just stop please? It's awful. Speak normally.
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Intel Lady
Intel Lady@intel_lady·
As the UK goes into full on Podium watch for the inevitable resignation of Keir Starmer, the rest of the Us Labours are chapping their lips on Burnham's butt, determined to get a coveted spot on the front bench. But nobody is more determined than our Ang:
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Retro Coast
Retro Coast@RetroCoast·
White people must atone for owning slaves
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Retro Coast
Retro Coast@RetroCoast·
White people: have you asked forgiveness for owning slaves?
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Higgy
Higgy@higgyboson·
It's getting warmer over the next few days. Sunday - 28° Monday - 30° Tuesday - 31° Wednesday - Your head will catch fire. Thursday - The oceans will boil. Friday - Fire will ravage the entire globe. Saturday- All life will be extinct. Sunday - More repeats of Columbo on the telly.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I dumped a guy that I dated briefly in uni because at a party he and his mates tried to drink their beers by punching a hole in the bottom of the can. Whatever they were trying to do with this "shotgunning" as they called it, they looked like a bunch of stupid twats.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
In honor of Father's Day what was your Dad's famous line growing up? 🧑 👴 I’ll go first: Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
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Right Angle News Network
Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews·
BREAKING - Henry Nowak’s killer, Vickrum Digwa, has been transferred to HMP Frankland, the UK’s most notorious prison for “inmate justice,” where he now remains in fear for his life to the point at which he can no longer eat or sleep.
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farmanX
farmanX@farman4x·
Only sharp minds get this right. 🧠 Can you find the value of N❓ No calculator. No hints. 📵
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Terrible Maps
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·
You can sail from Georgia to Georgia in a perfectly straight line
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Mr Mike™
Mr Mike™@Mr_MikeOG·
What if USA wins this world cup?
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Doc 
Doc @DocAtCDI·
Had a bad experience while fishing yesterday... Got entangled in my line... Been reeling from it ever since.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Tell me where you stand politically without telling me where you stand politically
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Any man's shirt is instantly devalued by the presence of a breast pocket. Especially short-sleeves. You look like you're on holiday but secretly wishing you were back to the office.
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Steven Barrett
Steven Barrett@SBarrettBar·
When did we all agree to turn Supermarkets into internment camps?
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I farted so loudly in my sleep once, it woke me and my wife up. She was convinced we were being burgled and made me go and check.
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