Rhiannon Blackwell

If Ann has 45 apples and Alan has none, perhaps Alan has finally tired of your fruit related games, Ann. Time to move on with your life. This can’t have been what you wanted for yourself.

@EurostarUK Thanks so much for resolving this so quickly!

@rh186 Hello Rhiannon, we are sorry to hear about that. Could you DM us your booking reference so we can check ?

@EurostarUK My train was cancelled due to strikes. I’ve been issued a new return ticket, but I requested a refund instead. Who can I contact to cancel the new ticket please?

@TRUExFAITH @Netspend Yes!! Someone has signed up using my email address and now Netspend are impossible to deal with. They’ve send a card out in my name to god knows who. Can’t call as I’m UK based. Enabling fraudsters!

Crazy how @netspend allows you to use any name. Talk about fraud

@iJackWilson He’s fake! There’s now other one near London Bridge pulling the same scam!

Finally caught some! #lightning #yessss

For every problem, Deidre has a helpline.

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it meet your entire family after only a few weeks of dating. It’s just too much pressure.

@Ryceezy @AmazoneHelp They tweeted me just after the real Amazon so thankfully I noticed - Thanks for looking out for ppl Ryan!

@AmazonHelp Please help me - how am I supposed to know which of the 20 neighbours in my block of flats you've left my £100 parcel with?!

@Adobe_Slate Will you be releasing an enterprise version which allows custom branding and perhaps secure authentication? Thanks

@KeithLewisComms Yes! Go and speak to Matt Thomas, we used it in the digital team - it's brilliant.

@BootsHelp I lost my advantage card last year but I've also moved house since. Can't change address w/o card (to order new card!) Pls help!

Yehaaa #goldrushlondon

Get Paddy in the water!! Get the spears ready! #theisland

Ghost walks into pub. "We don't serve spirits here." "I'm more woooh an ectoplasmic entity." "Fine. What're you having?" "A bitter shandy."

If Billy has 12 apples and Sally has 8 oranges, how long will their relationship last if their only shared interest is collecting fruit?

@mrTonyLaw You know how to handle a trombone

As long as Emma doesn't win tonight I'll be happy #bintm