Rollies Finger

@BrodyFord_ I heard Al Qaeda is using Microsoft Word

@Cory_Helmer_96 @MikeMitchNH Amen. Been saying this for 2yrs. Make great hires -> massive success -> think you deserve more credit / smell own farts -> decline

@MikeMitchNH I feel like Jim Crane has developed Jerry Jones’ syndrome. He wants his yes men and he wants everything done a very specific way

The Astros won 106 games and the World Series in '22, then fired their GM, AGM, hired a scout to get back to "real baseball", and saw the leaders of their analytics department make lateral moves to smarter organizations. 4 years later, they are the 24th or 25th best team in MLB:

Happy holidays 🔩🤘🏼

@FireHerbDeanNow @shegone03 His only legacy is as red ass on X. His death will not make the news

@shegone03 @JCraigFlowers @notgaetti @BobFile @twuench @billdubs @iamrags @artofhitting @hittingguru7 @slider_sinker @SliderDom @low_and_outside nobody knows who the fuck you are man

You’re killing me Evan! 😂 A higher WAR & OPS? Seriously? Let’s let the people compare the numbers and see what they think! #shegone @JCraigFlowers @notgaetti @BobFile @twuench @billdubs @iamrags @artofhitting @hittingguru7 @slider_sinker @SliderDom @low_and_outside @TheRealJHair @DMEASrecruiting @VandyonTigers @mikepiazza31 @SalMarinello @RVGDag @AMBS_Kernan @TheKineticArm

@Bigo30605095 @TonkleOW @MLB I don’t think you know what “a couple” means. Which is understandable given your retardation. Here is 2018

@TonkleOW @MLB So is Cal Raleigh... thats considered late in a career tk vastly improve your numbers, how convenient that they began juicing at the same time. This was literally Yordan a couple years ago btw...

YORDAN ALVAREZ GRAND SLAM HIS SECOND HOME RUN OF THE INNING 😮

@JeremyBranham Jeter reading this

Yordan Alvarez has a dWAR of -0.9, but because he’s the best hitter on the planet, he’s “chasing the fight” in the AL MVP race.

The 🐐 wsj.com/articles/forme…

@jeffwill67 @SportsSturm Wouldn’t matter. Our owner has morphed into a poor man’s Jerry Jones. He’s just smart enough to install a front man with the GM title

@SportsSturm Maybe the Astros will hire Nico as GM and Rangers can send DeGrom for Yordan.

Houston should trade us Yordan.

@CodifyBaseball Astros version

THE TEXAS RANGERS

@alexand22068 @Evan_P_Grant Yesterday was the exception, 1st inning is more the rule. You guys will be ok

@Evan_P_Grant Astros are definitely not out of this game with the way we implode.

Yordan Alvarez is a very bad man. 112 mph off the bat and 442 feet and it's 8-3. He's a very, very bad man

@GlassPolicy_ @TalkinBaseball_ The good days are the weird part when you’re dead last in team ERA, BB allowed, HBP and WHIP

@TalkinBaseball_ Baseball is so weird 😭💀

One day after being no hit, the Rangers have scored eight first-inning runs on the Astros

Just when they reel me in they slap me across the face 8-0 Rangers

@HedgeDirty Same but when I say I’m pro free markets and not retarded

I've always known I give off a distinctly Republican Aura, but only occasionally am I reminded that it's *so* distinct that every single campaign volunteer and poll worker automatically knows without me saying anything which runoff I'm here for

@ChiefJustinO @WreckEm777 @VerkioNn2456 @JustBB_Media Your team cheated and didn’t win a WS. Seems worse

@WreckEm777 @VerkioNn2456 @JustBB_Media Sweet comeback. Your team only won a WS because they cheated.

The Astros have thrown 7 no-hitters since 2019 🤯 The next most? The Cubs with 3.

@God_winsforever @TheBoysForever @Evan_P_Grant All of these troglodytes still believe in buzzers. Can’t argue with them

@TheBoysForever @Evan_P_Grant “The guy that took the brunt of it was really Jose Altuve and he was the most innocent dude there,” Baker told former NBA player Matt Barnes. “That really affected me how he was treated all over, everywhere and he didn’t deserve it.”

Jose Canseco hit 40 HRs against the Rangers in his career; Jose Altuve is now at 38, 4th most by any opponents since team moved to Arlington

@JoelSimmonsss @Klein25 Yes I’m to believe this was the team not cheating? As Sports Illustrated wrote in 2018

@Klein25 According to Josh Reddick, who played on the 2016 Dodgers. The Dodgers had their own cheating mechanism. Chase Utley and Joc Pederson also confirmed this

I will never forgive the Astros for flagrantly cheating in 2017 until that trophy is stripped away from them.

@PitchingNinja @CodifyBaseball I think it depends on how fast the adjacent horse is running at release

@CodifyBaseball Back in my day, radar guns used to read the pitch velo at the plate...in advance.

for people saying this was 99 at the plate 🧐

@mcblevins12 They throw him FB 50% of the time +- and that has been the case for last 5 seasons

So he’s stupid for sitting on something they throw him 75% of the time? Literally the job is to hit and produce. He makes adjustments year in and out. Used to get killed by slider away, closed that hole. Then it was ch in and low, then he closed that… Dude is an animal. When they adjust and go back to majority fastballs, he again will adjust.

You can’t hit a fastball when you’re sitting on off speed buddy. I’m wondering when @MLB teams will figure out that Aaron Judge is sitting on off speed? Almost every HR he has hit in 2026 has been on off speed pitches. #shegone

@hittingguru7 @shegone03 @MLB They do. Last year 68% (36) of his home runs were on FB, which they threw 48% of the time.

@shegone03 @MLB So weird because if everyone is throwing 100mph why don’t they use their fastball?

@notgaetti @baseball_ref @CodifyBaseball @theaceofspaeder @TheWARmonger_ @JessicaDBrand @BigLeagueDigest @EmSheDoesIt @JLas43_ @OfficialMLBRFC You even put the ops+ as the first bullet and the replies still don’t get it

Not enough people talk about Derek Jeter • .310/.377/.440 (.817 OPS), 115 OPS+ • 5x World Series Champ with NYY • 5x Gold Glover, 5x Silver Slugger • 71.3 WAR, 14x AS, 1996 AL ROY • 3465 hits (6th in MLB history) • 1408 DP turned by SS (6th) • 4717 times on base (13th) • 1923 runs scored (11th) • 6605 assists by SS (10th) • Averaged 204 hits per 162 • 870 XBH, 1311 RBI, 358 SB • 5.0+ WAR 6x, 3.0+ WAR 14x • Scored at least 100 runs 13x! • Played at least 150 games 13x • RHB-record 8x with 200+ hits • Never played anywhere but SS • Top Similarity Score: Craig Biggio • Captain of the New York Yankees • Named WS MVP in 2000 vs. NYM • Insanely prolific postseason hitter: • 22-11 in postseason series (158 GP) • 200 H, 111 RS, 57 XBH, 61 RBI, 18 SB • .308/.374/.465 postseason slash line • 302 postseason total bases, just nuts • Received 396 / 397 HOF votes in 2020 • Wore one number (#2) his entire career • (Last-ever single-digit Yankees number) • Invented the iconic jump throw vs Fryman • 2nd-most SS games, but 99th in SS errors • Executed "The Flip" in G3 of the 2001 ALDS • Perpetrated "The Dive" vs. BOS in July 2004 • Among players with at least -253 Rfield and 90% of their career appearances at shortstop, Derek Jeter is the all-time leader in Batting Runs by a tremendous margin, the only player to break 300 and 1 of 5 to even reach 200

@RachelsBushyV @jajaregal @keeper27storm @notgaetti He’s LH, Minute Maid has the deepest CF in MLB, and he’s hit ~65% of his home runs on the road but thx.

@jajaregal @keeper27storm @rolliesfinger @notgaetti Yeah man you can try and justify your ridiculous claim with whatever hooplah you want but shohei is pretty much a lock for 50 HRs this year if he stays healthy and Yordan has literally never hit more than 37 with the easiest right field in baseball as a dead pull hitter

If Yordan Alvarez wasn’t secretly 35 years old, he would be the most talked-about player in MLB