@DeebsFLA I'm guessing when Steve was in college he had trouble finding a group for the group project.
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Rusty Scott
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Rusty Scott
@rustyscott
gE.E.k, Conservative, LDS. Oblivious to other's opinions about his sense of humor. Occasionally refers to himself using Third Person perspective.
West Jordan, UT Katılım Mayıs 2008
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Just sent out a very nice recognition email to one of my teams, for nailing an early delivery date for an exec-prioritized initiative. Minutes later...
Steve (through Teams): "Hey, I don't think my name was in that distribution list you just sent. You might want to check your Outlook, and make sure there isn't a bug or something."
Me: "Oh, there's no bug in my Outlook, Steve. It's running just fine."
Steve:
Me:
Steve: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Very, Steve. VERY."
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@CheeseForEvery1 Um. Excuse me. What can I do to increase my grade?
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Watching my inbox after emailing my students to let them know final grades are up
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My name is Jeff Beck
My business partner's name is also Jeff Beck
We are about to interview an artist named Geoff to potentially work with us.
We're not jeffin' around here.
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@MickeyBlowtorch Well obviously. You're watching a Tales from the Crypt marathon.
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We have a new game now. Human gets up, goes into the kitchen to check on the bread, Cat follows. Head back to office. Cat races ahead and jumps into my chair before I can
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@CCoderDyne Give me a salt shaker and a fresh garden tomato and I'm eating it like an apple.
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Yeah - me.
Raw tomatoes are slimy and disgusting.
Out of Context Human Race@NoContextHumans
We all know someone like this…
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Y’all, my sister’s in the hospital with a large blood clot in her lung. She’s waiting to be transferred to a larger hospital where she’ll undergo a procedure to break it up. This is her second time dealing with PE. Please keep her in your prayers or thoughts. 💕
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Texas2build@texas2build
What’s your favorite Hall & Oates song?
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Come inside and he's covered in all the boy pussy in the house...fuckin' Navy, man...
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@alexthechick I can't tell if that's an exasperated "fine' our your trying to summon Finnie to your aid.
And, no, I am not taunting happy-nuclear-spicy Alex.
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Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeee
Hooch@CompanyHooch
@alexthechick @DrunkRepub SECOND OF ALL it would lead to this!
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Working on some stuff. Suddenly, Windows announces it is shutting down. Wut? Go to turn system back on. See Bingley laying on top of it. His paw on the power button.
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@alexthechick @DrunkRepub I'm not a fan of nuclear reactor and boom in the same sentence.
Go Molemen, though!
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@DrunkRepub Why you no want me to have radioactive molemen?
Hater.
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My lunch today was a handful of glass and an envelope of blue cheese dressing. It cost a lot of money. A lot. Trust me.
Not sure what’s happening here anymore. Not gonna lie.
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I can’t wait to troll my enemies on X when I go to the Moon for a vacation someday.
Nic Cruz Patane@niccruzpatane
Awesome, SpaceX has begun exploring using Starlink to enable high-bandwidth around the Moon! Traditionally, deep space coms has relied on radio frequencies. This will enable gigabit connectivity anywhere on the Lunar Surface. Imagine watching livestreams. It’s gonna happen.
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The price of admission is you gotta be able to read cursive.
TalibanArtDealer@KevinIsInsideU
@NixAshes I need a good recipe for Sesame Cold Noodles.
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Kind of woodworking that you can’t really explain with words or visual to describe what you’re doing without it coming out wrong
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