Scott Handelman

@Falinmoder "Pennsyl" eraser.

Fun fact: the "Metroidvania" genre of games is named from a combination of Metroid and Pennsylvania

@Brazil201 @ThePoliticalHQ I'm in Lincoln. I've never seen the lines this long... I gotta think that's a good sign for Osborn.

I’m not sure about Kamala Harris and her chances in Texas, but I will say this. I think Ted Cruz is in real trouble.

@lionel_trolling If I told you that I was racing a cheetah this weekend, would you say it's impossible to determine who is likely to win because I've never raced a cheetah and never will again?

im sure somebody who understands math is gonna set me straight but it seems to me like probabilities can only apply to repeatable events, which an election is not

@seskoog @JMilesColeman Pollsters can be wrong, but to put out a poll so far from what people were expecting shows integrity even if it ends up being way off.

WTF

@joeylavarias Most superheroes work two jobs. That's kinda their thing.

Is there a Marvel character that is canonically a single mom who works two jobs

@PoorestG @Politics_Polls @NateSilver538 14% higher chance is not the same as being "up 14 points". He's up less than a point in the polling average. Harris still has a good shot at winning the state. It's just not quite a 50/50 shot if you believe the numbers.

@jksny777 @Politics_Polls @NateSilver538 There is zero chance Trump is up 14 points in Pennsylvania

#Latest @NateSilver538 Forecast: Chance of winning MICHIGAN Harris 61% (+22) Trump 39% . WISCONSIN Harris 56% (+12) Trump 44% . PENNSYLVANIA Trump 57% (+14) Harris 43% . NEVADA Trump 52% (+4) Harris 48% . NORTH CAROLINA Trump 65% (+30) Harris 35% . GEORGIA Trump 66% (+32) Harris 34% . ARIZONA Trump 71% (+42) Harris 29%

You can tell my election stress is high when I'm eagerly awaiting the results of my school district's *student vote* so I can use it as some bellwether of political support.

@metroadlib I do not think he was sarcastic. I think he genuinely think Hinchcliffe is funny...in the correct setting. A roast is the correct setting. A political rally is not.

I watched the full segment last night. Def thought he was being sarcastic. I didn't receive this as a defense at all. Did anyone else watch the whole opening? B/c I came away with a different view entirely.

@James_Holzhauer It is kinda funny that I don't know any Jeopardy contestants that would vote for Trump (or at least haven't admitted as much), but I know dozens that are voting for Harris.

Your favorite Jeopardy champ wants you to vote for Kamala Harris I also want you to vote for Kamala Harris Do it for both of us

@_NotThatKaren @PawlowskiMario @PpollingNumbers Other 4. Two from the senate, 3 districts, 5 total.

#New General election poll - Nebraska 02 🔵 Harris 54% (+12) 🔴 Trump 42% Siena #A - LV - 10/26

@OurHighMinds @stevenspohn I just don't think it's a well-crafted joke. If your intended reaction is for people to gasp and laugh in shock that you said something so horrible, then maybe the joke just isn't that funny. I like my jokes to sound like they're not read off of a Cards Against Humanity card.

@schandelman @stevenspohn Nothing. They are comedians. If you get offended by comedians telling jokes then i feel bad for you.

You can be mad at me for not sticking to gaming topics and accessibility like so many of you would like me to. But this. Why are we okay with this? Your vote says whether or not you support this kind of thing. Racism, veiled as jokes, shouldn't be okay. But don't worry, I will lose followers and be called snowflake for advocating for equality, even though advocacy is likely the reason they followed me in the first place.

@OurHighMinds @stevenspohn What could be the difference between Tony Hinchcliffe telling a joke about Puerto Ricans and George Lopez telling a joke about Mexicans? Hmmm, yeah, I just can't put my finger on it.

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@MaxGDavison See that white smoke coming out of your local cinema? It's Conclave fever baby! Oh, it's just on fire? Ok then.

We were not prepared for Conclavenom weekend.

@jrladia "Boo sigh" is what I call *this* platform

"Ah, time to relax with some Chinese food and not think about the election for a while-"

@metroadlib In Norfolk, Nebraska, it's pronounced "Norfork."

I see we're pronouncing the "l" in "Norfolk." The sound is nails on a chalkboard. It's like the "l" in "salmon," guys. Just hop right on over it.

@seanrcallaghan @NateSilver538 Just because something *could* happen does not make it "statistically indistinguishable" from randomness.

@NateSilver538 That could mean most polls come in at +4. You would caution us, then, to ignore that result?

Polls over the rest of the campaign will probably be statistically indistinguishable from a random number generator that picks numbers between +4 and -4 in the 7 key swing states.

@equine__dentist This is what gateway slugs lead to.

make better choices

Waiting for the "Espresso" parody called "It's a Me Mario."