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@the_traitors_ Not particularly but then look at Jonathan Ross who was, somehow, bearable.

Would you like to see Gordon in #TheCelebrityTraitors castle? 🤔 #TheTraitors

@CalumAM How about getting one of those grow lights for indoor plants and you could grow plants that need more light eg amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DN1PNNM8/…

We have this sliver of landing that I’d like to put a big plant/ tree on. It won’t get loads of sunlight - any suggestions gratefully received

@BBCSuffolk It was irresponsible to keep that amount of cash.

Safe and cash stolen from veterans' coffee charity bbc.in/4nMQOyt

@ListerLawrence Would you make an exception for an Alfa?

One thing that REALLY gets on my goat is the UK police force buying foreign cars. There are around 40,000 police vehicles on the road and the majority of them are built abroad! That’s approx £1.2bn going off-shore if they’re replaced every 3 years. It’s only a matter of time until we have BYD police cars… If I was in charge of the country the first thing I’d do is mandate that all UK emergency services must buy vehicles built in Britain. 🇬🇧 I mean how obvious is that to help our own economy, job market and above all pride?

@Brandonce7 Must have been hot out there. I'm surprised you're standing up. Well done.

HE DID IT justgiving.com/page/brandon-t…

@WhatsOnStage On the subject of tickets, Theatres, and the likes of, that don't refund customers' booking fees when a show is cancelled is mean spirited. That's a bit like applying a restaurant applying a service charge to a booking when the chef doesn't turn up for work.

Are theatre tickets really getting cheaper? whatsonstage.com/news/brecht-sh…

@Helenecee @wearejames I was driving through the Suffolk countryside this morning, the sun was shining and the roof of my Mini was down. A live version of Tomorrow was playing and I wanted nothing more.

Tomorrow is always special live ..@wearejames 🩵🌼✨

@IQuitMuskspace @bt_uk Utterly useless at handling complaints too. No surprise @Bt_uk batted you off to 150, that's their standard script, a monkey could do that job. Next step for me is Communications Ombudsman.

.@bt_uk £37.44 Hilarious & insulting. 3 failed visits. 50+ calls to your utterly hopeless 'guides'. Multiple documented lies & broken promises. We have all the evidence, call recordings & video. We suggest you reconsider & seriously revise this pathetic 'compensation'?

@Helenecee Looking good if you ask me Helen.

Thick thighs and massive feet that’s me 💁🏼‍♀️ Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine you lovely lot ☀️💋

@DavidHorne @Boro @LNER You'll need to put a team of cleaners on for the loos.

To help @Boro fans get to Wembley on Saturday, we’ve planned an extra @LNER train service from York to London on Saturday morning (09.17 departure subject to confirmation) and another back from King’s Cross on Saturday evening after the match. To help access to/from York station, York park and ride will stay open until midnight on Saturday - thanks to @CityofYork and FirstBus for arranging this.

@DrStephenDixon Congratulations. I'm not surprised you didn't invite that Eamonn Holmes bloke.

Four years ago today I got married. A wonderful day shared with family and friends. More in love today than ever.

@suzl84 @premierinn It's now fully booked for those dates so Premier Inn wins and they won't care.

Hey @premierinn I’m all for supply and demand but charging this for 2 nights in a hotel I’ve previously paid £45 a night for is actual insanity and absolutely disgusting!!

@babesmithh Perhaps the customer is a shift worker?

Do people choose to get their shopping delivered this late or is it just down to the supermarket schedule? Because why is there a Tesco van unloading a few doors down at gone 11 may I ask?

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

I’ve decided that I’ll only feature videos of Farage in my content with voice modification, like the BBC did with Sinn Fein in the 90s, to avoid giving them the oxygen of publicity or an illusion of credibility.

@stokeygurl @bt_uk Sadly, BT are fobbing you off. This is a known issue and clearing your cache won't work. If it does by all means come back and update us. I've calIed 150 several times now about this issue and no resolution. I have asked for a paper bill and 7 days on and I'm still waiting.

Hello @bt_uk please can you advise when we will be able to log back into accounts as I’ve been getting an error message all day saying my account details are currently unavailable. I’ve tried App & logging in. Thank you.

@cathynewman Why did you move from the pink velvet sofa to the ironing board for the last bit of the show?

Another day, another THREE HOUR edition of my show tonight at 7. We've got ministers, ex-ministers, grandees, rebels, union bosses, tip top analysis and an all-round great watch. See you then and there on the pink velvet sofa.

@wils_lucy @bt_uk Apparently there is an issue with this, I know as I've reported it to BT through different channels and I'm not the only one x.com/i/status/20495… It is clear BT don't have an effective system to track and resolve this problem, or they don't tell the truth to customers.

@bt_uk I’ve done that too. It’s saying my account is inactive 🤔

@bt_uk I’ve tried to log in to my account several times - I’m now logged in but can’t access anything. Is the website down?

Taking a show to @edfringe 2026? The Recs' editor has pulled together a handy list of Top Tips about How To Get an #Edfringe Review: therecs.co.uk/how-to-get-fri… Hope it is helpful to all Edinburgh Fringe performers - if it is, please share and perhaps give us a follow!

@wearejames Great that the blue/grey hoody is back in stock. I've just ordered another one (as a spare) to go with the one I already have. I love this so much. My wardrobe will be bulging.

Ready for the band's summer dates? New merch for 2026 has just dropped on the official online store: james.tmstor.es/products/secti… NBL x #JamesLive2026 #merch #bandshirts