✨ Zohran’s Fluffer ✨

@venturetwins @a16z finalllly some fucking VC on VC violence

I've watched this ad several times and genuinely can't understand the point. If you want a condescending VC who believes they're the moral authority on whether or not your product should exist...contact General Catalyst? If you don't, we're open for business @a16z 🫡

@MTSlive this site is absolute vibeslop

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the prostitute is correct

This guy is so good at saying absolutely nothing

@ycombinator @Cherthq fellas you gotta smile you are stressing me tf out

Chert (@Cherthq) is building the infrastructure for teams to send, receive, and automate conversations over iMessage using APIs. They’re already working with B2C startups, customer experience teams, and sales teams to reach end users through trusted and conversational messaging. Congrats on the launch, @GaryGao891219 & @ianyfong! ycombinator.com/launches/QGN-c…

@MattMahanSJ garry please don't publicly support this guy we need him to actually have a chance at winning

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This post has levels of poor judgement

@tszzl Someone remind @tbpn of this

the discourse about the dwarkesh jensen interview is ridiculous: the fact that a 25yo podcaster can make the ceo of the largest company in the world dance and answer to the people at all is impressive. the purpose of media is not to respectfully sing praises to the powerful

@micsolana nah Mike, sorry you got cooked here

tim's goal here was to invent a person who doesn't exist to help malign a person he is apparently obsessed with (love my fans). it's interesting to be talking about our uniquely toxic social media environment this week. this is the kind of thing that makes this place miserable.

@shaunmmaguire I love your long posts because they confirm that you are actually as dumb as you appear in interviews

@davidsenra @pmarca woah no way dude, UNHINGED!

Absolutely unhinged photo from my conversation with @pmarca Episode out tomorrow morning!

@tbpn @markgurman Trust your eyes- this guy has no idea what he's talking about. The OpenAI vs. Google image gen take is horrific enough to discredit everything else he says, forever.

Bloomberg's @markgurman says that even though Apple partnered with Google Gemini for Siri, they actually run their business on Anthropic. "Apple runs on Anthropic at this point. Anthropic is powering a lot of the stuff Apple's doing internally in terms of product development and a lot of their internal tools." "They have custom versions of Claude running on their own servers internally, too. This Google deal just came together a few months ago. They were not going to use Google. Apple actually was going to rebuild Siri around Claude. But Anthropic was holding them over a barrel. They wanted a ton of money from them, several billion dollars a year, and at a price that doubled on an annual basis for the next three years." From his January appearance on the show.

This table in the gpt-5.4 safety card made me laugh.. 3 sig figs on measurements clearly dominated by sampling noise. deploymentsafety.openai.com/gpt-5-4-thinki…

Hey clawdbot sext my gf for me. Make no mistakes.

@doomerzoomer It’s $185m valuation, she only raised $43m. They have over 1M users and are not pre-revenue. Lots of 23yo have done this.

@tbpn @spenserskates Aren't these boys about to be delisted ?

Amplitude CEO @spenserskates says the SaaSpocalypse is real, and your old moat is dead. The only moat now is speed of innovation: "You have to be pushing the bleeding edge of what capabilities are. If you create a company that can do that, that's what customers will buy." "What the SaaSpocalypse has gotten right is - if you look at the median SaaS company, their innovation has actually slowed to a standstill." "It's crazy how little they ship in terms of net new products." "Speed of using the bleeding edge of these model capabilities is all that matters. You're even seeing it in the foundational model companies. Opus was the hottest thing a week ago, then it Codex literally launched the same day, saying, 'We're even better, and we're faster and we're on Cerebras chips.' I think all that matters is the rate of improvement." "It's like sushi. Buyers are always going to want the best thing. So if you're keeping up with innovating the best thing, you will be able to charge a premium. It's fine that the 7/11 gas station now sells sushi. It's not going to put Jiro in Japan out of business." "The lesson is - there is no moat anymore from what we've built. There's only a moat if we're able to deliver the most bleeding edge capability."

@ycombinator @Balance1189951 Lads this is really cool, but please lock up a better handle than @Balance1189951 before you get blasted out on the official YC channels

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@austinxwalker Mate I don’t think your hair is blow-dried enough

started my first company in canada, investors bitched about a $1M CAD valuation (we even had revenue) started my second company in SF, closed pre-seed valuation at $10M USD within 2 weeks of inceptionc lesson: just move to SF bro

@_7obaid_ @peer_rich @denk_tweets ligma

@sonja_cc @peer_rich @denk_tweets Clown response. Get off the second account Tyler 🤦

what not to do as a startup: cal[dot]com sold us on a feature that they internally knew they were soon deprecating we spent a month building something using that feature only to find out ourselves this week spent days trying to get in contact with someone from their team (we're paying users) we emailed their founder twice and got hit with an "unsubscribe" after later apologizing, their founder bailed on the call with our team at the last minute and had some entry level growth person take his place and dodge our questions it's SO easy to do the little things right.. yet some startups still can't get out of their own way

@ElizabethHolmes @MollySOShea holy shit Molly you're a tech reporter who doesn't know about the Rosewood?

Just wait till you learn about Thursday night there. @MollySOShea