Ewald Cress

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Ewald Cress

Ewald Cress

@sqlOnIce

Black Lives Matter. That is non-negotiable. Everything else is my own opinion. he/him

Katılım Ekim 2013
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Ewald Cress
Ewald Cress@sqlOnIce·
Oh, well, that's that I guess. I'm @ewald.bsky.social
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Ewald Cress@sqlOnIce·
@d_feldman You have been a favourite account on here. Hope to find you elsewhere. And of course commiserations from afar.
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Ewald Cress@sqlOnIce·
@atchley_sr @d_feldman No, no, you use cups of uncertain origin for the rice but fingers for the water level. Wanna step outside so we can settle this properly?
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Ewald Cress@sqlOnIce·
@d_feldman Exactly. That's what made me wonder if I ended up in some parallel universe. But you can totally imagine some New Age pseudoscience featuring ephemeri. Not your meemaw's ephemera.
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Ewald Cress@sqlOnIce·
@d_feldman Tangential tale. I once switched on the car radio in the middle of some panel discussion on a subject that took me a while to parse. It seemed to involve the brain, human perception, and a word form I hadn't heard before: "ephemeri" (weird plural of ephemeral artefacts). Reparse.
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@BuckWoodyMSFT brb getting some pudding for tests and validation.
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Ewald Cress@sqlOnIce·
@miffythegamer Hat tip to this lovely bit of layout from a Bridgewater Hall mailshot.
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Ewald Cress@sqlOnIce·
@cath_venables @sundersays I am pretty relaxed about split infinitives, but hot damn, "to one day govern" seems designed to rumble me as a pointless pedant.
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Sunder Katwala@sundersays·
Imagine a cabal were trying to fix a leadership contest, & thought sending the ballots at different times to the supporters of different candidates would help one of them, it sounds really difficult to pull off just in practical& to do it without the conspiracy getting rumbled?
Rt Hon Nadine Dorries@NadineDorries

It would appear that those voting for Kemi in the Conservative leadership election have had their ballot papers emailed to them from CCHQ early BEFORE the Thursday GMB debate between @RobertJenrick and @KemiBadenoch There are no other words for this other than vote rigging/ fixing and corrupt. It needs reporting and looking into. Im hoping MPs will raise at ‘22 but they will be fobbed off, even if they do. I’m waiting to be proved wrong… No party which indulges in this behaviour can even hope to one day govern

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L_ N___@sqL_handLe·
i made a SQL query much slower today with my best attempts to optimize it 🤣 that should be my cue to call it quits til tomorrow.
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Ewald Cress@sqlOnIce·
@sqlstudent144 @sqL_handLe Funny thing, Kenneth, I was just having an "I know you from the forum" moment. Had occasion to spend a bit of time with ScriptDom, and I found this ambiguous thing that seemed to suggest it models the ability to update a column and a variable in one go...
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Miffy@miffythegamer·
What would be your specialist subject on Mastermind?
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Moose Allain Ꙭ@MooseAllain·
The path on the left is what many people know as a ‘desire line’. Whenever I post a picture of them lots of people reply to tell me they’re called desire lines. It’s one of those bits of knowledge they assume you don’t know and can’t wait to tell you.
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Ewald Cress@sqlOnIce·
@bmay Imagine how many avocado toasts you can buy for the price of a smoking habit.
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