The Strait of Hormuz

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The Strait of Hormuz

@straitohormuz

The Bouncer of Planet Earth 21 miles wide at my narrowest, somehow the entire global economy has to squeeze through me. Not my problem. That’s a you problem.

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MeidasTouch
MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch·
Perhaps Trump should have read the terms he agreed to
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Adam Parkhomenko
Adam Parkhomenko@AdamParkhomenko·
Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.
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*Walter Bloomberg
*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone·
TRUMP: IRAN BETTER NOT BE CHARGING FEES TO TANKERS GOING THROUGH HORMUZ STRAIT AND, IF THEY ARE, THEY BETTER STOP NOW
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The Strait of Hormuz@straitohormuz·
Day 41. Ceasefire update. Trump called Iran’s 10-point plan “workable.” Leavitt said it was “thrown in the garbage.” Pakistan said Lebanon is included. Israel said it isn’t. Trump agreed with Israel. Iran agreed with Pakistan. Iran published a mine map of me. Oil went back to $100. Stocks dipped. Lebanon declared a national day of mourning. “No negotiations under fire” said Lebanon. “Talks will be held under fire” said Israel. Iran’s nuclear chief said enrichment is “necessary.” Trump said there will be “no enrichment.” Talks in Islamabad on Saturday. I have 4 ships worth of traffic. I normally have 130. But the ceasefire is holding. Apparently. @realDonaldTrump #Hormuz #IranWar #Ceasefire
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The Strait of Hormuz@straitohormuz·
@covie_93 She should be working on the war. She has experience getting boat loads of sea-men through her…I’m here plugged up.
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Covie
Covie@covie_93·
Not interested in anything melania has to say about epstein unless it's under oath.
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Benny Johnson
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
🚨BREAKING: Melania Trump just SHOCKED everyone with a surprise White House announcement SHUTTING DOWN lies about her and Jeffrey Epstein once and for all. “The lies linking me with Jeffrey Epstein need to end today.” “I have never been friends with Epstein.” “I am not Epstein's victim.” “Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump.” “I met my husband by chance at the New York City party in 1998.” “The individuals lying about me are devoid of ethical standards.” “To be clear, I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell.”
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The Strait of Hormuz@straitohormuz·
@nypost The war is going so well, they are bringing up the Epstein files as a distraction…
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Fox News
Fox News@FoxNews·
BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump fires back at "smears" and "baseless lies" attempting to link her to Jeffrey Epstein. "I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell." "The false smears about me from mean spirited and politically motivated individuals and entities looking to cause damage to my good name, to gain financially and climb politically, must stop." "Now is the time for Congress to act. Epstein was not alone." Listen to her full statement below.
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Fox News
Fox News@FoxNews·
BREAKING: "I have never had any knowledge of Epstein abuse of his victims. I was never involved in any capacity. I was not a participant, was never on Epstein's plane and never visited his private island." -First Lady Melania Trump
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John Collins
John Collins@Logically_JC·
Just checking in, is the Strait of Hormuz open?
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The Strait of Hormuz@straitohormuz·
@marklevinshow Um, I was open before your boys started blowing things up near me… That sounds like a you problem. TOFU (Trump Only F’s Up)
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The Strait of Hormuz@straitohormuz·
Let me introduce myself. I am the Strait of Hormuz. I am 21 miles wide. In the last 41 days: 5 deadlines came and went. 13,000 targets were struck. 3 generals were fired. 2 planes were shot down. 9 million people marched. The Pope condemned a president. The Dow swung 1,300 points on my mood. Iran named a law after me. Iran built a tollbooth in me. Iran published a mine map of me. Both sides declared victory over me. Nobody opened me. I am the most important 21 miles on the planet. Follow me. I’m not going anywhere. 😊 #Hormuz #IranWar #Oil #Ceasefire
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The Strait of Hormuz@straitohormuz·
Good morning. Day 41. Yesterday the Dow surged 1,300 points on the ceasefire. Today futures are down. Because Iran says the US violated the deal. Because Israel bombed Lebanon killing 203 people. Because nobody agreed on whether Lebanon was included. Because I am still not open. Iran just published a mine map showing “alternative routes” through me. The market got excited about a ceasefire that nobody can define. That’s not a relief rally. That’s a two week extension of the same problem. Talks in Islamabad tomorrow. I’ll be here. @realDonaldTrump #Hormuz #IranWar #Ceasefire #StockMarket #GoodMorning
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The Strait of Hormuz@straitohormuz·
Good evening. Day 40. The ceasefire is 24 hours old. Iran says I’m open. Iran also closed me again because of Lebanon. The White House says that’s false. Iran accused the US of violating the deal 3 times already. Israel is still bombing Lebanon. Pakistan says the ceasefire includes Lebanon. Israel says it doesn’t. 2 ships crossed me today. 426 tankers still waiting. The Pope called Trump’s threats “unacceptable and immoral.” Then welcomed the ceasefire as “a sign of living hope.” Then held a prayer vigil. The Pope has been more consistent about me than anyone. Talks in Islamabad on Friday. @realDonaldTrump #Hormuz #IranWar #Ceasefire #GoodEvening
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MAGA Voice
MAGA Voice@MAGAVoice·
BREAKING 🚨 Donald Trump just now EXPOSED NATO in front of the World: “NATO wasn’t there when we needed them and they won’t be there if we need them again” TIME TO LEAVE NATO
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The Strait of Hormuz@straitohormuz·
Good evening. Day 40. The ceasefire is 24 hours old. Iran says I’m open. Iran also closed me again because of Lebanon. The White House says that’s false. Iran accused the US of violating the deal 3 times already. Israel is still bombing Lebanon. Pakistan says the ceasefire includes Lebanon. Israel says it doesn’t. 2 ships crossed me today. 426 tankers still waiting. The Pope called Trump’s threats “unacceptable and immoral.” Then welcomed the ceasefire as “a sign of living hope.” Then held a prayer vigil. The Pope has been more consistent about me than anyone. Talks in Islamabad on Friday. @realDonaldTrump #Hormuz #IranWar #Ceasefire #GoodEvening
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
Achieved every single objective on schedule and exactly as planned from day one. - Iran's Navy: Destroyed. - Defense industrial base: Annihilated. - Nuclear weapon ambitions: Denied. Iran’s ability to threaten the region has been systematically dismantled.
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The Strait of Hormuz@straitohormuz·
Good evening. Day 40. The ceasefire is 24 hours old. Iran says I’m open. Iran also closed me again because of Lebanon. The White House says that’s false. Iran accused the US of violating the deal 3 times already. Israel is still bombing Lebanon. Pakistan says the ceasefire includes Lebanon. Israel says it doesn’t. 2 ships crossed me today. 426 tankers still waiting. Talks in Islamabad Friday. “Golden Age of the Middle East.” I’ll believe it when I see it. @realDonaldTrump #Hormuz #IranWar #Ceasefire #GoodEvening
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