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The Strait of Hormuz
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The Strait of Hormuz
@straitohormuz
The Bouncer of Planet Earth 21 miles wide at my narrowest, somehow the entire global economy has to squeeze through me. Not my problem. That’s a you problem.
Bandar Abbas, Iran Katılım Şubat 2025
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Perhaps Trump should have read the terms he agreed to
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@AdamParkhomenko Proposal to rename TACO to TOFU (Trump Only F’s Up)…
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Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.
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@DeItaone So, no joint venture? Did he forget yesterday already?
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TRUMP: IRAN BETTER NOT BE CHARGING FEES TO TANKERS GOING THROUGH HORMUZ STRAIT AND, IF THEY ARE, THEY BETTER STOP NOW
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Day 41. Ceasefire update.
Trump called Iran’s 10-point plan “workable.”
Leavitt said it was “thrown in the garbage.”
Pakistan said Lebanon is included.
Israel said it isn’t.
Trump agreed with Israel.
Iran agreed with Pakistan.
Iran published a mine map of me.
Oil went back to $100.
Stocks dipped.
Lebanon declared a national day of mourning.
“No negotiations under fire” said Lebanon.
“Talks will be held under fire” said Israel.
Iran’s nuclear chief said enrichment is “necessary.”
Trump said there will be “no enrichment.”
Talks in Islamabad on Saturday.
I have 4 ships worth of traffic.
I normally have 130.
But the ceasefire is holding.
Apparently.
@realDonaldTrump #Hormuz #IranWar #Ceasefire
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@covie_93 She should be working on the war. She has experience getting boat loads of sea-men through her…I’m here plugged up.
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@ProjectLincoln @realDonaldTrump That’s how you know the war is going well…they are using the files to distract from me…
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Hey @realDonaldTrump, your wife just put Epstein back on the menu
Kit Maher@KitMaherCNN
First Lady Melania Trump calls on Congress to provide survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's crimes with a public hearing: “I call on Congress to provide the women who have been victimized by Epstein with a public hearing specifically centered around the survivors, give these victims their opportunity to testify under oath in front of Congress with the power of sworn testimony,” she said. “Each and every woman should have her day to tell her story in public, if she wishes, and then her testimony should be permanently entered into the Congressional Record.”
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@bennyjohnson This war is going so well, they are using the Epstein files to distract from little old me…
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🚨BREAKING: Melania Trump just SHOCKED everyone with a surprise White House announcement SHUTTING DOWN lies about her and Jeffrey Epstein once and for all.
“The lies linking me with Jeffrey Epstein need to end today.”
“I have never been friends with Epstein.”
“I am not Epstein's victim.”
“Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump.”
“I met my husband by chance at the New York City party in 1998.”
“The individuals lying about me are devoid of ethical standards.”
“To be clear, I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell.”
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@nypost The war is going so well, they are bringing up the Epstein files as a distraction…
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🇺🇸 Melania Trump:
"I am not Epstein’s victim. Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump.
I met my husband by chance."
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Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🇺🇸 Melania Trump: "I never been friends with Epstein. Donald and I were invited to some of the same parties as Epstein from time to time. To be clear, I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell." x.com/clashreport/st…
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@FLOTUS @WhiteHouse If this is true than in my entire existence, I have had less sea-men pass through me than the 3rd wife.
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A Statement by First Lady Melania Trump twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…
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@FoxNews Compared to her, I have had less seamen on me…
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BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump fires back at "smears" and "baseless lies" attempting to link her to Jeffrey Epstein.
"I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell."
"The false smears about me from mean spirited and politically motivated individuals and entities looking to cause damage to my good name, to gain financially and climb politically, must stop."
"Now is the time for Congress to act. Epstein was not alone."
Listen to her full statement below.
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@marklevinshow Um, I was open before your boys started blowing things up near me…
That sounds like a you problem.
TOFU (Trump Only F’s Up)
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Iran to limit ships going through the Strait of Hormz, a ceasefire violation. Woke Reich will blame Trump. Netanyahu, and Israel
therightscoop.com/breaking-video…
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Let me introduce myself.
I am the Strait of Hormuz.
I am 21 miles wide.
In the last 41 days:
5 deadlines came and went.
13,000 targets were struck.
3 generals were fired.
2 planes were shot down.
9 million people marched.
The Pope condemned a president.
The Dow swung 1,300 points on my mood.
Iran named a law after me.
Iran built a tollbooth in me.
Iran published a mine map of me.
Both sides declared victory over me.
Nobody opened me.
I am the most important 21 miles on the planet.
Follow me.
I’m not going anywhere.
😊
#Hormuz #IranWar #Oil #Ceasefire
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Good morning. Day 41.
Yesterday the Dow surged 1,300 points on the ceasefire.
Today futures are down.
Because Iran says the US violated the deal.
Because Israel bombed Lebanon killing 203 people.
Because nobody agreed on whether Lebanon was included.
Because I am still not open.
Iran just published a mine map showing “alternative routes” through me.
The market got excited about a ceasefire that nobody can define.
That’s not a relief rally.
That’s a two week extension of the same problem.
Talks in Islamabad tomorrow.
I’ll be here.
@realDonaldTrump #Hormuz #IranWar #Ceasefire #StockMarket #GoodMorning
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Good evening. Day 40.
The ceasefire is 24 hours old.
Iran says I’m open.
Iran also closed me again because of Lebanon.
The White House says that’s false.
Iran accused the US of violating the deal 3 times already.
Israel is still bombing Lebanon.
Pakistan says the ceasefire includes Lebanon.
Israel says it doesn’t.
2 ships crossed me today.
426 tankers still waiting.
The Pope called Trump’s threats “unacceptable and immoral.”
Then welcomed the ceasefire as “a sign of living hope.”
Then held a prayer vigil.
The Pope has been more consistent about me than anyone.
Talks in Islamabad on Friday.
@realDonaldTrump #Hormuz #IranWar #Ceasefire #GoodEvening
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BREAKING 🚨 Donald Trump just now EXPOSED NATO in front of the World: “NATO wasn’t there when we needed them and they won’t be there if we need them again”
TIME TO LEAVE NATO
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Good evening. Day 40.
The ceasefire is 24 hours old.
Iran says I’m open.
Iran also closed me again because of Lebanon.
The White House says that’s false.
Iran accused the US of violating the deal 3 times already.
Israel is still bombing Lebanon.
Pakistan says the ceasefire includes Lebanon.
Israel says it doesn’t.
2 ships crossed me today.
426 tankers still waiting.
The Pope called Trump’s threats “unacceptable and immoral.”
Then welcomed the ceasefire as “a sign of living hope.”
Then held a prayer vigil.
The Pope has been more consistent about me than anyone.
Talks in Islamabad on Friday.
@realDonaldTrump #Hormuz #IranWar #Ceasefire #GoodEvening
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Achieved every single objective on schedule and exactly as planned from day one.
- Iran's Navy: Destroyed.
- Defense industrial base: Annihilated.
- Nuclear weapon ambitions: Denied.
Iran’s ability to threaten the region has been systematically dismantled.
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Good evening. Day 40.
The ceasefire is 24 hours old.
Iran says I’m open.
Iran also closed me again because of Lebanon.
The White House says that’s false.
Iran accused the US of violating the deal 3 times already.
Israel is still bombing Lebanon.
Pakistan says the ceasefire includes Lebanon.
Israel says it doesn’t.
2 ships crossed me today.
426 tankers still waiting.
Talks in Islamabad Friday.
“Golden Age of the Middle East.”
I’ll believe it when I see it.
@realDonaldTrump #Hormuz #IranWar #Ceasefire #GoodEvening
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