Kelsi Smith

Hey @DoorDash our dasher just walked away with our food because I said half the order was missing. He just left and then marked as delivered

I’m also not able to use the chat through the app because there isn’t an option to start a conversation for this issue?

@AskKlarna hey - I am having an issue where I’m being asked to verify my identity to make a payment but I have to login in to my bank but my bank isn’t listed or showing up in search 🤷🏻‍♀️

Can’t download @StreamOnMax (yes I uninstalled hbo max) so I guess I don’t get to finish Succession?

@jappleby @MichelobULTRA But they already did it in 2019 with BudLight’s “beer guy”…..

When this guy went viral for holding a beer instead of an iPhone, @MichelobULTRA went real-time marketing. Within 48 hours, the brand: - made him their social spokesperson - gave him his own merch line?! - took him to the next PGA tour stop A social case study + analysis 🧵:

DO NOT BUY ANYTHING FROM @Wayfair I spent $200 on an armchair and after a few weeks of use the arm fell off and they won’t do anything about it because it’s been more than 30 days. So consider your purchases disposable after 30 days

I am excited to officially take on the role as CEO of Twitter. This has been in the works for months.

MAGA: the Texas shooter is a psyop to make the right look bad. Literally Everyone Else: It’s a psyop to make Nazis look bad? MAGA: No it’s a psyop to make the shooter look like a Nazi so that MAGA looks bad.

Wait, so you genuinely think that kids didn’t die??? Jesus Christ. Pay for their funerals. That would be the decent thing to do you absolute fucking gobshite.

Tonight as Tennessee House Republicans push forward to schedule vote on our expulsion, Speaker Sexton orders the gallery cleared as crowd chants “fascists.” Media forced out at as well. Then, Rep. Lafferty (R-Knox) pushes me and grabs my phone. This is a sad day for Tennessee.

I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications

@bywayofjosiah Whoah

@PDXStreetcar Any idea when it might start? No service till the afternoon likely? It might start up this morning? Thanks!

Service will not start as scheduled Thursday morning as crews plow the tracks and assess conditions. #pdxtraffic

@British_Airways I don't think you need any of this information to address the fact that the information on your website is incorrect and that the line is not open when the website says it is.

@stylesmith Hi Kelsi, Send us your booking reference via DM along with as much information as possible so we can take a closer look. We'll also need you to confirm your full name and contact details. We may need to ask you a few more questions for data protection. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@British_Airways Can you update your website. Called this number (1-312-843-5794 - post-travel queries) several times during supposed open hours (Monday - Friday: 09:00-13:00 Eastern Standard Time (EST)) and it's always closed.

@inLaurasWords Someone tried to hire us for this. No joke. They said it was the oldest brand in the world.

I’m just trying to imagine what a commercial for Judaism would be like

Ha ha look at Sam Smith, can't believe the silly clothes, wots the world coming to - this generation eh?

Inspired by that fun ad, have to ask, is T-Mobile internet any good? (I’m already a mobile customer) #SuperBowlLVII

The real winner here is Donna Kelce who is just incredibly relieved it’s a close game 😂 #SuperBowlLVII