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@crownedbeaut This😒😒. I will never understand

@aaoesiuol Gorgeous gorgeous girl !!

@Fly_Airlink is atrocious the customer service is horrible. They delayed our flight from Harare with no explanation. We missed our connecting flight on @VirginAtlantic and they do not care. I have a small child . We checked in at 3pm and we are stranded. We don’t have ourluggage

@lizweC 😂😂😂😂😂 a joke

I respect the gegenpress but would be super surprised if any of this holds 😅😂

@SxSupernova Its the fact that he ran after her in a state of undress! How wild!!!!!

@tatendakmpofu Congratulations on your new venture Tatenda

I am pleased to introduce you to Oryx Horn, a new venture focused on providing comprehensive commercial and financial due diligence services to middle market companies. Read on to learn more about the suite of services we offer to fundless sponsors, family offices, PE funds and corporate development teams: My name is Tatenda, though I prefer to go by Tiki, and I am the founder of Oryx Horn. My educational background includes a BS in Economics from the Wharton School, where I graduated with magna cum laude honors. Professionally, my experience includes working as a McKinsey consultant in the Private Equity practice, completing private equity investments with a cumulative gross enterprise value of $350 million, and playing a pivotal role in the growth of a healthcare technology startup called Arietis Health, contributing to its revenue increase from zero to tens of millions of revenue in three years. At Oryx Horn, our target company size is firms with $1mm+ in EBITDA. We are committed to delivering a suite of services tailored to your unique needs. Our offerings include: Commercial Due Diligence: We analyze market evolution, gather comprehensive voice of customer insights, and assess competitive positioning to increase the likelihood that post-acquisition your investments are strategically sound and resilient, especially in challenging economic climates. Financial Due Diligence: Our team provides detailed financial modeling based on a robust Quality of Earnings, offering the clarity and assurance needed for your financial decisions and transactions. Targeted Market Research: We equip you with custom market insights, essential for informed decision-making and strategic business planning. Understanding that every business has different needs, we offer flexibility in our approach. Whether you require a flex resource to complement your existing team or a fully outsourced solution, we are prepared to adapt to your specific requirements. While we are eager to collaborate and contribute to your success, we also understand the importance of networking in business. If our services do not align with your current needs, I would be grateful for any introductions to other professionals in your network who might benefit from our expertise. For further information about our services or to discuss how we can support your business objectives, please feel free to reach out at info@oryx-horn.com. You can also visit our website at oryx-horn.com for more details. Thank you for considering Oryx Horn for your due diligence needs. I look forward to the possibility of working together to support your (and your colleagues') business endeavors.

@Bvkyajy @NancAdimora @OtherStoriesHQ Congratulations Nancy🥳

@NancAdimora @OtherStoriesHQ wow congratulations !

Still not sure how I ended up in publishing but what a journey it’s been! Delighted to be launching @OtherStoriesHQ and I’m grateful to all the beautiful souls who have supported me along the way. Looking forward to championing our stories and breaking all the rules…

@Mango After responding to your DM its day 18 and still no change on my order status. No delivery date nothing . This is #poorcustomerservice @Mango

@tapiwa_chumbu Hi and sorry to hear this. In order to assist you further, kindly send us a DM with your full name, email address and order number. Many thanks.

@Mango l purchased over a week ago and my items have been waiting for dispatch for days. The online assistant is not assisting at all!

@NancAdimora @ajiayorinde 🤣🤣🤣

I'm always so surprised when I bump into someone I studied law with and I find out that they're actually practicing law. Like, I know we all wrote 'I want to be a lawyer' on our personal statements, but I thought we were just joking. 😂

@Candice_Chirwa Use vaseline over apply let it sit a bit then wash it off🫣

I ran out of make up wipes. 😭 Why must removing make up be such an extreme sport?

@Candice_Chirwa Excuse me!! What!!🥲

What’s really crazy to me is that when we experience period pains, our cervix is dilated 1-2cm. 10cm is needed for childbirth. 🙂

@AyotRufai Mr Camel Coat 🙏🏾🙏🏾🎉🎉🎉congratulations 🙏🏾

@Pjani84 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tapiwa_chumbu Ah mainini ini ndangoita drive-by ndikanzwa pachitaurwa zvekudyiwa.

Eh dzinonodyiwa ikoko!!

@HM_Passport l have been on hold going round in circles for nearly 4 hours! No communication for weeks!

@TheHealerPoet Long Covid is a real thing

As a GP who recently diagnosed drug resistant TB in a person with a persistent cough I strongly advise we keep wearing our masks

@lizweC The thing is this list doesn’t even profile half the talent we have out there

🕯🕯🕯 To make this list in 3 years 🕯🕯🕯

@SxSupernova What were the kids doing mutrunk yeHonda Fit first tisati tasvika kusuffocation 🙆🏽

@NancAdimora Hands down one of the best books l have read this year

If the writer is doing a good job, the words on the page start to disappear and everything turns into a colourful movie that's playing out in your head. But language is still important because 'pikin' isn't the same as 'child', not really - it carries a different kind of weight.

I read The Girl with the Louding Voice this week, and I'm still stunned by how quickly I stopped noticing that it's written in Pidgin. At first I was like "hmm, this is interesting" and before I knew it, the language was inconsequential. All I cared about was my babes, Adunni.