Andrew Dziengeleski

@_piccone He’s so good

"And Kyle Schwarber starts the season with a bang!" - Scott Franzke kicks us off

@JimmyKempski What QBs in the draft might hold interest for the Birds?

Let's do an Eagles mailbag 📬 post or two with NFL free agency pretty much over. Your questions and comments, please and thank you. 🙏

@lawlornfl @JimmyKempski Solid work right here

@JimmyKempski How can Bo Wulf be stopped? Also, do you think Britain Covey is a good dancer?

@MarkCalabria @EsotericCD 100% correct. Once 92 hit, Jerry’s health went kaput and the quality of the shows were generally poor

@EsotericCD Any show from Spring 1990 is a guaranteed smoker, Fall 1989 was legendary…massive fall off around ‘92

I keep forgetting that late '80s/early '90s Dead was good too.

@EsotericCD My favorite Dead period is from 70-72. Pigpen still around, blues are the backbone of the band. Then he dies, and they veer off into a number of different spaces for the rest of their career. Some good, some bad.

This was the exact moment, at the end of 1966, when the Grateful Dead actually showed they had greatness within them. I was thoroughly unimpressed with this band up until I heard this, then sat up straight. youtube.com/watch?v=zjgRB2…

@Alexcoll_ @Phillies Read Torre’s scouting report on the relief pitchers, it’s hilarious

Unreal find at the thrift store. 1980 World Series Game Program #Phillies vs. #Astros 🔥 (Sleeved) (📸Thread) @Phillies

@cmcoglianese @AmosFox6 @CrispinBurke This article was insane on so many levels. He obviously had no one else look at it before sending it in for publication.

@AmosFox6 @CrispinBurke I got sent this yesterday by a buddy who couldn't believe this was published. This piece isn't "daring" or "controversial" or "pushing the envelope". This piece was absolute drek.

The Army’s recent “reinvigorate professional writing” initiative really has highlighted just how many bad ideas are out there.

@grey4626 Proxy cockroach is a great name for a punk band

Uh oh, Iran… you’ve fucked up. Now you have truly, irrevocably, catastrophically fucked up. In the cold, surgical anatomy of modern warfare, your regime just performed the geopolitical equivalent of a self-inflicted lobotomy...live on the world stage, no anesthesia, maximum audience. Khamenei’s head was vaporized by precision ordnance weeks ago, the decapitation strike that should have triggered either apocalyptic retaliation or immediate collapse. Instead your surviving mullahs and Revolutionary Guard cockroaches, high on their own apocalyptic Twelver pathology, did what every narcissistic death cult does when cornered: they lashed out like rabid dogs, hurling ballistic missiles and drones at Israel and their own Gulf neighbors...Dubai, Riyadh, Doha...trying to drag the entire region into the flaming sewer of messianic delusion. And now? Pezeshkian slithers forward with the trembling voice of a man whose balls have finally dropped into his throat and offers a groveling apology to the very sheikhs your missiles just cratered. “We’ll stop striking unless provoked.” Provoked? You sniveling, inbred theocratic cunts provoked the most lethal combined-arms machine on earth...American satellite overwatch fused with Israeli operational lethality and Gulf logistical supremacy. You thought your asymmetric wet-dream doctrine, your proxy cockroaches in Lebanon and Yemen, your underground missile cities, would shield you from the consequences of starting a war you were never equipped to finish. That’s not strategy; that’s the clinical manifestation of collective narcissistic injury wrapped in eschatological psychosis. Psychologically you are textbook: a regime so pathologically detached from reality that it confuses restraint for weakness in others and weakness for strength in itself. Your leadership class...those black-turbaned parasites who’ve spent forty-five years pimping martyrdom to the poor while they hide in bunkers...has just broadcast the ultimate humiliation. You misread Trump’s return, misread the iron spine of the IDF, misread the patience of the Gulf states who were never your brothers, only your next victims. Now the mask is off. The emperor has no clothes, no missiles left worth counting, and no psychological escape hatch except the one you’re frantically digging toward China and Russia while your economy hemorrhages out of every sanctioned orifice. This apology isn’t de-escalation, you pathetic fucks. It’s the death rattle of a diseased ideology that finally collided with superior doctrine, superior technology, and superior will. You fucked up the moment you thought the civilized world would let your genocidal fever dream metastasize unchecked. Now the scalpel is in, the tumor is exposed, and every subsequent strike will be calibrated with the cold precision your regime never possessed. You’ve fucked up, Iran. 🗡️💀🗡️

@johnrobb Insurance prices have gone through the roof over the weekend

All you need to do to shut down the Persian Gulf's oil production is make commercial shipping too risky to insure.

@JustinWeather Heavy snow falling but not sticking in West River

‼️ I STAND CORRECTED: Dumping Snow Sticking on roads across Delmarva NOW Roads covered on Delmarva!!!

@BrandonGowton And yet Howie and Lurie are backing him….so what does that say?

Nick Sirianni wasn’t very good at his job in 2025 and a lot of other people are paying for that.

@UnleashedG23066 This slaps hard

’83 “Creeping Death” demo. Kill ’Em All grit, tempo on tilt, solo still finding its teeth.

@JoyOnBroad I’m just glad the captain is out there not producing

The Flyers are done. The shame is they have nothing to sell at the deadline.

@jceezz Incompetence in the front office and behind the bench, players who are ill suited to the modern game (#14), benching young players with skill and speed, no solution to goalie, etc…

Fans are fed up after 12 years. Put up with a half assed rebuild, a retool & now what looks like another half assed rebuild that’s done selling after 2 years putting all their chips into 2 drafts & “culture” Only to be gaslit by local media while national media call it how it is

@charlieo_conn Tocchet has really change things huh

Guess who? Mika Zibanejad. Finishes off his hat trick before the halfway point of the game. 5-1 Rangers, and the Rangers fans here are throwing hats on the ice. And there are a fair amount of them. Low point of the season, without a doubt.

@FlyersNation What are the common denominators on this team? Yep looking at you #14

On the bright side, the Christian Dvorak five-year extension got the boys pumped.

@ShaneHaffNFL Patullo needs to be out of the organization. Period. Full stop. And if Sirianni is upset by that, he can hit the bricks as well.

Interesting... Let's check in on how well the Eagles' pass game functioned this season... 22nd in EPA 25th in Success Rate Yup, I can see why you wouldn't want to let the guy who designed and called that get out of the building.

@Eagles This worked out well. Clown college.

Kevin Patullo has been named our Offensive Coordinator. #FlyEaglesFly

@Theostru @BrandonGowton Exactly this - 10000% - Lurie let this occur, he deserves as much flak as Sirianni and Patullo.

@BrandonGowton I'm mad at Jeff Lurie for tolerating this for an entire year.

If you’re mad at Kevin Patullo, you’re also mad at Nick Sirianni. x.com/BrandonGowton/…

@thomasrp93 Sirianni strong armed Howie and Lurie before the season when they questioned the Patullo move. Nick got his guy, now they can enjoy not coaching in Philly

If Patullo is Nick's guy and this is another Doug Pederson situation, i have no issues firing both of them. Thanks for the ring. Bye.