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Joe Dolan

@thejoedolan

Writer @TheMusicComAu. Improv baby @TICImprov. Forever @home. He/They/Honestly whatever

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Joe Dolan@thejoedolan·
I'm so sick of the tiny lady who lives in my earbuds I KNOW THE BATTERY IS MEDIUM BABE SHUSH IT
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David Astle@dontattempt·
Words nursing their opposites: there (here) friend (fiend) pest (pet) feast (fast) wonderful (woeful) thorough (rough) resign (reign) flight (fight) sunlit (unlit) covert (overt)
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Joe Dolan@thejoedolan·
Mario telling his mum it's not just a phase:
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scoot@scoutboxall·
tonight I did an improv show and I walked into a scene and then got named as a thing I didn't know how to do and simply broke down and cried onstage
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Joe Dolan@thejoedolan·
@spizzter Damnit no! "Calm your tits? more like..."
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Joe Dolan@thejoedolan·
@spizzter My new catchphrase when I want someone to chill
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Cristina@spizzter·
we all know to slow down because "speed kills", but did you know what else it does?
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Ashley Apap@ashleycrapap·
my shit is an original new emerging artist
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Ashley Apap@ashleycrapap·
some refer to the beginnings of a bowel movement as "turtling", i call it "breaking the fourth wall"
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Anthony Albanese@AlboMP·
Coronation preparations in full swing in London this evening at Buckingham Palace.
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Joe Dolan@thejoedolan·
@indigo_cola mid 00s british comedy was the "golden" age of cringe so i can't imagine anything of that period holding up tbh
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Joe Dolan@thejoedolan·
@indigo_cola i loved FM you just unlocked a memory i totally forgot about holy shit
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Joe Dolan@thejoedolan·
@vigilantonie Vigilantonie could produce a fire album but rando producer couldn't brave the middle aisle
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vigilantonie@vigilantonie·
wednesday night, aldi. silent except for man ripping open middle aisle sweatshirts to check sizes. cheese isn't cheap anymore. thinking of the conversation about LA I just had with the producer I set up in the studio. could he tell I've never been? could he shop at aldi?
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Elyce Phillips
Elyce Phillips@ElycePhillips·
Absolutely wild to see @micomfestival speedrun losing the respect of every LGBT+ comedian, tech, staff member and audience member by letting transphobic commenters run rampant in their posts here, on FB and on insta. Record breaking stuff.
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Ashley Apap
Ashley Apap@ashleycrapap·
PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS WHO SPEAK AUSLAN TO COME MY 3PM SHOW ON 23/3!! EVERY TIME I'VE BOOKED AN AUSLAN INTERPRETER, NO DEAF PEOPLE HAVE COME. I HAVE POSTED ON DISABILITY GROUPS, I'VE EMAILED DEAF ORGANISATIONS BUT WORD OF MOUTH IS THE ONLY WAY I RECKON. THANK YOU PALS ❤️❤️❤️
Melbourne International Comedy Festival@micomfestival

It's the final week of the Fest! Don't miss these Auslan Sessions shows, Wed 19 Apr - Sun 23 Apr 🧏 No matter what type of comedy you love, there’s something for everyone! #MICF

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Ashley Apap@ashleycrapap·
the arch of the foot is the fussy
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Joe Dolan@thejoedolan·
Ridiculous that in this, the year of our lord, that I am feeling sexy af
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