Tom McCaver

@graceyldn That burrata ratio is spot on 🤌

I added chips and then could only eat half the sandwich and I’m lying here so full I think I need medial attention

Just made an unreal sandwich.

@graceyldn Just needs half a can of flat lager to go with it

Curry for breakfast

@graceyldn Sorry Grace, been through it a couple of times although I was a bit younger so I know I'd defo be struggling even more if it happened again now. Everything will work out in the end I'm sure and you'll come out of it stronger x

Redundancy process so bad I’ve had to reach out to the doctors to help me

@graceyldn The head tilts and grunts 🥲

A throwback on this day. Me amazing Elsie with a card trick.

"The attempt on my life has left me in need of a ballroom."

I just can’t imagine wanting an entire secure ballroom for one man and not wanting gun reform for every child in America.

Don’t want to be a conspiracy theorist but this administration has lied about every single event

Not the Onion, apparently.

Someone's altered Reform's opening times on Google 📷

In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. - George Orwell, 1984

The groom’s dad on a stag do

Reminds me of those Victorian era post-mortem photos where the family gathers around and poses with the deceased one last time.

Helen MacNamara? Who brought a karaoke machine to one of the illegal Boris parties? Who was fined for it? Are you taking the piss @BBCr4today?

i hate having an internal monologue like shut the fuck up for five minutes

Time for Wales to step up. It’s ok to be disenchanted with Labour, it ok to be sceptical about Plaid. But right now fascism is knocking on our door, and when that happens you don’t mess about. Despite some misgivings on specific policies, I’ll be voting Plaid, to defeat Reform.

@graceyldn Aw no, RIP Harvey 😢

Very sad to say that Harvey had to be out to sleep tonight ❤️

“People have asked me why I don’t just drop the price again, but I refuse to give my home away cheaply just because of the ridiculous economic climate we’re in.” Remember that struggling young people should just pick up more work, and lose the avocado toast, but older people shouldn’t be forced to lose a lick of profit in a housing market that has been horrendously inflated to the detriment of everyone who actually makes this country work.

If you vote for this and you’re Welsh then i don’t really know what to say to you.

Britain is weird. It allows foreigners to buy up most of its mass media......but a sensible trade and movement agreement with its nearest neighbours and biggest trading partners? No thanks!