OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks)

@XfinitySupport - we have experienced DAILY internet outages in Denver. Two questions: 1. why? 2. How do we get credit/refjnds for your terrible service?

Hey @KingSoopersNews and @kroger - why did you stop carrying @graeters ice cream in Denver? That was one of the main reasons I shopped at your store!

@AdamSchiff Let’s all hope that no one forgets How Trump says he has no regrets We all saw a tyrant Who rants about migrants Who’re eating up all of our pets

Donald Trump has no regrets about January 6th. None. The mob he summoned. The match he lit. The democracy he sought to dismantle. We can’t afford to go back. And we won’t.

@bareanklepapi Let’s all hope that no one forgets How Trump says he has no regrets We all saw a tyrant Who rants about migrants Who’re eating up all of our pets

@krassenstein @tljnsnEverwhere Let’s all hope that no one forgets How Trump says he has no regrets We all saw a tyrant Who rants about migrants Who’re eating up all of our pets

Nothing says “I lied about Haitian immigrants” more than trying to blame the story on random people emailing you, instead of the Russian-linked accounts on X, who first posted the lie to begin with. Here’s an idea. Why don’t you post these so-called emails that you got. Oh no, that’s right, you don’t have any.

Let’s all hope that no one forgets How Trump says he has no regrets We all saw a tyrant Who rants about migrants Who’re eating up all of our pets. @LouC17 @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @Limericking

@CherylHines Could someone please explain how a so-called environmental activist could endorse someone who denies climate change and is doing everything he can to support polluters?

The decision has been made to suspend my husband's, Robert Kennedy Jr.'s, presidency and I'd like to extend a sincere, deeply heartfelt thank you to every person who has worked so tirelessly and lovingly on his campaign. They have accomplished feats that were said to be impossible. They have gathered over a million signatures, more than any candidate in history, and have achieved ballot access across the country despite the roadblocks and lawsuits that have been brought against them for the sole purpose of keeping Bobby off of the ballots so no one would even have the opportunity to vote for him. I deeply respect the decision Bobby made to run on the principle of unity. Over the last year and a half, I have met some extraordinary people from all parties — Democrats, Republicans, and Independents. It's been my experience that the vast majority of all parties are truly good people who want the best for our country and for each other. It has been an eye-opening, transformative, and endearing journey.

“Your words have power and your words matter.” Minnesota elementary school teacher Natalie Ringold uses toothpaste to teach kids about the power of words. It’s a good lesson for adults, too.

@SwissWatchGuy @MeidasTouch Let this sink in. Regardless of how horrible a President has been throughout history, there are pictures of them playing with their kids & pets, family vacations, showing love to their wives, just human moments.All but Trump. He has none. Dancing with Epstein doesn’t count.

Too good!

@ShePersisted70 @KyleClark A crispy donkey?

@KyleClark Be careful- I hear there’s a weirdo running around in a donkey costume 😀

When your kid asks to pick out your costume, you say yes. For as long as it lasts. Happy Halloween from Little Elephant and Big Elephant.

The facts on the ground are quite chilling But our nation is blind and unwilling To acknowledge the fact That each murderous act Is committed by guns made for killing

The #MAGAT’s all live in a dream They’re not all on the same team It’s time for uprising And true compromising Let’s push them to vote for #Hakeem @Mick_Limerick @LimeriTweets @LouC17 @Limericking @RepJeffries

@laurenboebert Can you afford vaping?

Inflation is rising once again in our country and crushing small businesses and working-class families in the 3rd District. So much for that Inflation Reduction Act, huh? We cannot afford Bidenomics!

@elonmusk @elonmusk You have clearly shown your true self. There is now no question about your relationship with the far-right bigots. Thank you and goodbye.

@elonmusk He was correct in calling out your irresponsibility. You opened the door for all of the racists, anti-Semites and trolls. Good for him! You are blaming your troubles on Jews.....hmmmm...sounds like a familiar pattern, doesn't it?

Jonathan at ADL kicked off a massive Twitter boycott campaign less than a week after the acquisition closed. Literally nothing had changed about the site. Our US revenue is still 60% down from that campaign, but slowly improving.

@elonmusk This film was released in 09 Antisemitism was somewhat in check. W/the rise of Trumpism, MAGA-racist hatred, the proliferation of Social media and Musk's amplification of the bigots who occupy this space, it has multiplied several-fold.

Interesting documentary npr.org/2009/11/24/120…

@elonmusk And this is why u post screeds blaming the ADL 4 your mistakes? 2b clear, the ADL works to combat prejudice of all kinds. Their #noplaceforhate campaign does amazing things in schools around the country 2 combat racism. The @ADL was founded 2 confront people like U, @elonmusk

To be super clear, I’m pro free speech, but against anti-Semitism of any kind

@PicturesFoIder 6

What’s the right answer?

@MadScientistFF @DeniseBossert3 3,1,2

If All 3 arrived at the same time, what's the correct order?