Harriet Blair

@_laurakc @SkySports My small girl brain can't comprehend complex man sports

@SkySports @tuesday91 have a look at this pile of crap

@Lou_Bookmarks @ATGTICKETS Yes! Incredibly plenty available once I was through, just a long wait...

@tuesday91 @ATGTICKETS Did you manage to get tickets for Oxford Harriet @tuesday91. Fingers crossed for you.

Trying for #InsideNumber9 tickets at #EdinburghPlayhouse @ATGTICKETS. Heart sank when the system crashed and ended up 8039 in the queue. I wish big shows were on for more than 1 week, if this is going to be the case.

@Lou_Bookmarks @ATGTICKETS 🥲

@tuesday91 @ATGTICKETS Now queue is inexplicably paused Crazy!

@jenjensheep Yeah feels like the best tactic is work out the traitors then vote out anyone but them so that you go into the finale with a decent idea of who to get rid of

With the rule as it stands… what’s the benefit of voting out traitors once you’ve got rid of one or two? Just means you get newer (and therefore harder to identify) traitors for the final no? #TheTraitorsUK

@SW_Help Ok so what should someone do in this situation?? Sleep on the platform??

@tuesday91 Hi Harriet, there are no other options currently sorry. The only ticket acceptance we have in place is buses between Staines and Egham and between Chertsey - Addlestone - Weybridge - Walton-on-Thames - Hampton Court - Kingston. ^DM

@Matthew10509611 @0xBERNDOG @hewantswealth It doesn't - with 10% pension contributions you'd still be around £3k better off per month take home. Unless there's some big salary sacrifice for a non cash benefit

@0xBERNDOG @hewantswealth 1k more in take home? How does that work?

The average UK salary is £35k. Nobody can afford to raise children on that in this economy. Nursery fees alone will wipe them out.

Whom amongst us does not want to resign on a Sunday

Congratulations to the Telegraph for managing to find a private school that’s closing and attempting to to pin it on Labour🙄 But is it true that it’s closing under a Tory government because of a Labour policy that hasn’t happened yet? Here’s a little 🧵 You decide! 1/11

[two years ago] me: planet with the rings? google: S͟a͟t͟u͟r͟n - Wikipedia [now] me: does italy exist google: nope.

(Gaslighting my reader) as I have argued consistently throughout this essay,

@_laurakc @jenjensheep I'm with Jenny (unless I miraculously get tickets in which case boo)

@jenjensheep Is there a dislike button

Kind of Taylor to cut Long Live from the eras tour setlist to make those of us without tickets feel a bit better

Wait does twitter do this automatically, defo didn't post this just refreshing my page imagery to account for several years passing since previous pics

haha love this day when we can all do this meme

The Gender-critical cult of puritanical weirdos.

@ReadingWestside Are you kidding? Nothing has been fixed that was a problem with the station originally (still not accessible) but this morning took longer to get to the train because of the additional walk through the new building plus the ticket readers not working on the gates.

Marred by delays and cost overruns, the Reading West revamp has finally opened, and it's looking good! shorturl.at/dntIY #rdguk #berkshire #rdgwest #readinguk #reading

@GWRHelp will trains between Paddington and Reading be at full length by rush hour this evening? Trying to plan my day around not being a sardine

This is the funniest tweet I've ever seen (first train cancelled second too full to get onto)