J.P. Regalado

I just joined Twitter! I don't really get this site or how it works. My nuts are on fire.

@nisfrome yes. seems like there was an earthquake in west texas that make it out here.

Uh, was that an earthquake in Austin?

This man has brought so much joy to my life. I legit think this is one of the greatest men to have ever lived.

Watch: During the recent Augmenting Brains conference held at the @mitmuseum, @FluidInterfaces head Pattie Maes discussed the potential of using digital technologies to enhance cognitive functions, such as memory, learning, and critical thinking. ab.media.mit.edu/videos

Okay y'all, I think I found the best idea for the Dynamic Island on the iPhone 14 Pro. I added a cat that lives up there like a tamagotchi and just hangs out and does cute stuff as you browse Reddit in my app (Apollo).

me when i pledge allegiance to adar so i can join the orcs and sing the nampat song #theringsofpower

Saw a guy shazam My Sharona at the grocery store

you ever see someone who's really bad at petting dogs

@united. 18 days later, 10 hrs waiting on a call, 4 airport reps, 3 airports later. refund still not resolved. last rep said to ask for transfer to customer care, waited another hour. what do I do?

@ComcastCares 2 days internet out. getting the run around with your call center, and online chat service. please let me know how to resolve. thx.

@Xfinity internet is out. getting the run around with your call center, and online chat service. please let me know how to resolve. thx.

This isn't an episode. This isn't marketing. This is reality.

Last night I had a dream that Bernie Sanders wanted me to be his date to all of his political events and he bought me a sexy red dress.

Excited for tomorrow New York. Sea you soon! April 4th, 5-9pm at 3 Howard Street. No rsvp necessary #CreateWithEase

Coeur Noir: The Brooklyn letterpress favored by Tiffany, Microsoft, and Pentagram buff.ly/1UzeX9e

heh

Kicking off #TheArmoryShow2016 is the #ArmoryParty @MuseumModernArt featuring a performance by @holyghostnyc!

Dresses in 3D printed flexible elastomer fabric by @threeASFOUR in collab w/ @Stratasys: fashionlab.3ds.com/8638/