🧀 Jorge of Winterfell 🧀

The idea that Talarico is politically vulnerable because of supposedly ‘woke’ comments he made about gender six years ago but Paxton isn’t politically vulnerable because of this is insane.

This is Adam Hoffman. He repeatedly raped a Texas boy — for nearly three years — dozens and dozens of times. Tomorrow morning, May 25th 2026, he will be released from McLennan County Jail after spending just a few weeks there. He will not be required to register as a sex offender. And very soon he’ll be allowed to practice law again. A real and dangerous predator — a present threat to Texas children — will be as free as you and me. A slap on his wrist and a spit in the face to his victim. Why?! How?! Because that’s the deal he made with Ken Paxton. Vote accordingly.

You don’t believe the mess I got into. Now the scene from the movie wasn’t enough. The cat jumped on the bed like a ghost. My soul took a screenshot.

Cassidy on ballroom: There's no architectural plans. There is no environmentals. There's no engineering. There's no sense of when we ask, how did it happen to cost exactly a billion. I just don't get it.

Accused of abusing his office by his own aides. Impeached in the #txlege House by his own party. Indicted on felonies in his own hometown. Divorced on grounds of adultery by his own wife. Endorsed by our Commander-in-Cheat. Welcome to the morality of today’s @TexasGOP

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS

🧀 The Green Bay Packers are the real America’s Team

A white guy can do the worst thing ever and the headline will still open with a compliment

@JohnCornyn did all that ass kissing to Trump only for him to endorse his opponent hahaha. What a douche

Thomas Massie: "I vote with Republicans 91% of the time. And the 9% I don't, they're taking up for pedophiles, starting another war, or bankrupting our country." An absolute mic drop. 🎤⬇️

@Whatevah_Amy Real estate conference in Florida

Someone edited THE THREE AMIGOS vs. TOMBSTONE and it fits so perfectly 😂🔥

Alligator Alcatraz is closing after one year and wasting $1B to house 1400 immigrants. That's an eye-popping $714,285 per occupant. Everything this administration does is filled with fraud and waste. wlrn.org/2026-05-14/des…

BREAKING: A reporter just asked Mike Johnson for the first time at a press conference, “Why should we even ask you any questions today when you never read or hear about anything anyway?”

Mike Johnson thinks $174,000 isn’t enough to survive without insider trading, but $15/hour is too much for everyone else. Every single fucking day these people prove how disconnected they are from normal Americans.

“James was absent when it mattered most” Ted Cruz literally fled the state during a historic freeze. You literally withheld disaster relief from our own TX neighbors until you forced Trump’s TX redistricting through without us Texans even getting to vote on it.

Playing our curds right @ticketmaster

Samurai were walking through the streets of Mexico City while Shakespeare was still alive.

For $100 to join the line and $499 when it’s your turn, you can own the Trump phone which is a reskinned 2024 T-Mobile REVVL 7 Pro 5G that sells for $126 right now on Amazon. You red hats are so dumb. 🤣

The Packers passing on Gonzo and JSN for LVN is such a huge missed opportunity.