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Wiley Jones
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Wiley Jones
@wiley_jones
Are we having fun yet?!
Fort Worth, TX Katılım Ekim 2011
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@BeyondTheMemes I nominate Jim Croce. Died at 30. Impossible to find a picture of him looking a day under 45.
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We always joke about Otis Redding being the oldest-looking 26 year old of all time, but never forget…
…Ritchie Valens died at 17. This is a 17 year old. Maybe eem 16 in these pics.
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@ChrisSeltzer @Chilis You get 15 drinks per day on the Carnival Cruise drink package. Chilis should be able to honor that deal
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@Chilis Of course not that would mean stiffing your bar staff.
Assuming a 30% tip and 7% sales tax it would only be 30 margs on the tab or 15 per person.
I'm pretty sure that call that a Wisconsin Jr. Prom
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y'all aren't getting $6 margs at Chili's and it shows.
Daily Loud@DailyLoud
The average cost of a date for a millennial is now $252 👀
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Bobby Cox saw The Savannah Bananas play at Kyle Field and just gave up on life
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@phxlogan About to get a cease and desist letter from Jay Cuda lol
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@MikeBeauvais Hard disagree. The White Album rules, they’re best complete album post-Pinkerton
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Weezer is one of the most interesting bands in history.
They put out two perfect albums and then disappeared, never to be heard from again.
Nobody really knows whatever became of them, but one thing is for sure - they never made another album after 1996.
RetroNewsNow@RetroNewsNow
🎶Weezer released their debut studio album 32 years ago, May 10, 1994
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i’m not exaggerating when i say the 37 second mark has maybe the worst sounding yell ive ever heard in any song. sounds like someones strangling gilbert gottfried
Greta Van Fleet@GretaVanFleet
We’re back, baby!
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@CFBHome IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT, THEN YOU DON’T LIKE ANGELO STATE BASEBALL
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Hey, go recant your smog ass statement @WindhorstESPN
Khobi Price@khobi_price
Luka Doncic: "I went to Spain to do PRP. Everybody knows that Spain, they're just one of the best countries to do that...I know and trust lots of people from Spain. Why I was in Spain so long is because I needed four days in between every shot. So I did it four times. So that's why I stayed longer." (What did they say as far as being able to hopefully expedite your recovery after getting the PRP?) Luka: "I'm just in the process, i'm working every day. I feel better every day. Like I said, in the beginning they say eight weeks. So we just go from there."
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@anenchanter24 @dalstarshistory It was unbelievable. Point blank one timer on Richards, I couldn’t believe it
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@dalstarshistory Nabokov made the greatest save in nhl playoff history in this game
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On this day in 2008 (5/5/08)*, and at 9:03 of the 4th OT, Brenden Morrow scores the series-winning goal (aka "Cinco de Morrow") to defeat the San Jose Sharks 2-1, and send the Stars to the Western Conference Finals. Marty Turco made 61 saves.
*~1:30am CT on 5/6
#TexasHockey
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looking like she just left a meeting at the Major League Baseball Umpires Association
soul nate@MNateShyamalan
insanely funny to overcorrect and dress like a member of fall out boy
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@RobinWashut DraftKings, Bet MGM, Kalshi, ESPN Sportsbook…I know these names better I know my own grandma’s
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@NotJackKemp This is like when a Georgia player is suspended for the first half vs The Citadel
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“It’s important that I take care of this but not ‘miss a top 100 pick’ important”
Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate
#Patriots HC Mike Vrabel will not be with the team on Saturday for the NFL Draft as he has decided he will seek counseling, per @MikeReiss. "I have always wanted to lead by example, and I believe this is what I have to do to be the best husband, father and coach that I possibly can be.” More: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…
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IT'S TIME FOR OT 👀
Who are your picks to score for the @DallasStars and @mnwild in the extra frame? #StanleyCup
Let's hear it 👇
🇺🇸: @NHL_on_TNT
🇨🇦: @Sportsnet & @TVASports
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@SportsSturm This wasn’t our best Stars team, but probably my favorite one. That playoff run was so damn fun
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I definitely sad regrettable words in response to this on that night.
Travis Currie@travcurrie
Brenden Morrow snapped in spring 2008. Dude was a bully. Conn Smythe performance that was cut just short by a great Red Wings team Been watching hockey a long time, and this is still one of the greatest hits ever, all things considered #TexasHockey
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2011 Mavericks run is probably the objective answer for coolest NBA championship of our lives.
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@TexasToasty54 @HerbelEssences They open it up like 3 times a year. Globe Life Field is trash
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@HerbelEssences Rangers/Nebraska fan here 🙋🏻♂️
The outside of Globe Life Field from certain angles looks like a poll barn, but the inside is a baseball palace. The amenities and sight lines are unlike any baseball stadium I’ve been to. Excited for the much needed stadium renovation for UNL.
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Remember folks, renderings are not always reality
Nebraska Huskers@Huskers
Setting a new standard for multi-generational success. 🏟️ go.unl.edu/fuko
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