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The pen is mightier than the sword...if the sword is very small and the pen is very sharp.

Cancelled a lifestyle magazine article? The monsters.

Spain edited Trump out of its celebratory photo

🤨🤨🤨 As a former teacher, I often wanted to use this question on a final exam.

It’s time to make your own ice cream bars at home! Let me show you how to make a Ben & Jerry’s bar at home! They’re delicious and will satisfy your cravings for an ice cream bar, all while you boycott Magnum. #freebenandjerrys

Imagine sitting around a campfire loaded on cactus 1,000 years ago listening to this being played. [📹 mike_didge]

Recently handed my notice in. Been treated poorly since but I'm not letting them win. So far I've changed the coffee beans to decaf in the coffee machine, changed the cow milk in the machine to nut milk & stolen at least 14 rolls of toilet paper. The little wins are great.

Norway 1 - 2 Jude Bellingham. @JonasGahrStore, your boys took one hell of beating 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

This cost me £6 today. @CountBinface, our country needs you.

France national team used an ICE deportation plane for World Cup travel. The department were happy to lend it, given the players' success at kicking Paraguayans, Iraqis and now Moroccans out of the country

As for strawberries, the specks around the outside are not seeds, but are actually fruits, called achenes. Each achene houses one seed. The red tasty thing you eat is an accessory to these fruits. Like a delicious handbag.

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’ ‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’ ‘Hello’ is not related to either. Goodbye.

I don’t care if you think Count Binface is funny or not, if he beats Nigel Farage in the Clacton-on-Sea by election it will be fucking hilarious.

This is how ruins should be displayed

No matter where I go, the Establishment is watching.

@DaleVince Good lad, nicely paid, nicely played.

Faithful representation of the interview…..more importantly, this is a really important by election, called by Farage for no good reason - Count Binface is the face now of the anti Farage movement. It’s Bin Day in Clacton. We can be rid of the hyper toxic Farage, with his legion of dodgy funders and his Trump mini me antics. Britain doesn't need this man in politics. Bag him and bin him…:) telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…

It's the pauses in the storytelling that enable kids to get to sleep. How powerful are your pauses? Find out more here. Storytime for All Ages: Author Will Hackett-Jones youtu.be/fI1NLurRjBg?si… via @YouTube

Binface vs Binfire. Bring it on.

No one: Jude Bellingham:

If anyone gets hit by lightning it’s me isn’t it