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@xavierpilcrow

27🎈art enjoyer📚chess enthusiast♟️

Katılım Aralık 2015
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is there a blue check blocker but for frat burner account guys.
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@panoptisean back in the day your village would starve because of your laziness. not really a big deal anymore since most of the first world is just pushing numbers on spreadsheets for luxury services performed by the poors
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Why is sloth a sin? I’m not hurting anybody. Is that really as bad as jerking off or eating too much?
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benagalbon@_benagalbon·
@PaulSkallas What caused the hydration revolution? Was it just that tap water was disgusting or even not consumable back in those days?
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Really good example here of the world before the Hydration revolution. No one is ordering water. people had a few sips of water per day at most in the past. For most of history Now they're guzzling water all day.
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Batman (1966) was so unserious

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Bovril-Gesellschaft@BovrilG·
One of my more controversial opinions is that the rules around these people’s identities and sex lives are so insane and opaque and stringent that this book would probably be quite entertaining in the same way that novels dependent on Heian Period court etiquette must be.
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analyst@faytoetoe·
Loser take but I have concluded that the difference in muscle building genetics is, after all, really big I see guys training very weak and inconsistent, building muscle easily. They're not even logging, barely eating well. Myself, I'm definitely on the.. underprivileged side
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Red Drummarts@redrummarts·
Cowboy Bebop is still beloved but I never hear anyone talk about Samurai Champloo anymore which is odd to me cause growing up I remember it being help up in similar regard. It wasn't considered crazy for someone to say they prefer it
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zay🐦‍⬛@xavierpilcrow·
When you get old enough you start looking up at the urinal
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@CarlosE24339152 @Thinklikebutter And then Yuji is casually stomping other sorcerers, going toe to toe with disaster curses. JJK is the most “there’s levels to this” without totally losing all interest in side characters
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@Thinklikebutter Crazy to think that Uro and Ryu were throwing hands with Rika even getting the best of her at times and Yuji literally couldn't move once Rika grabbed him.
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@bonyDay71 @heatherpedia Not huge in Chinese food so I don’t seek it out when I travel. But our China town has got to be solid right?
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@Marsupial_Gamer 36k wheelchair is this a Rolls Royce version or is this normal? I did not realize wheelchairs were so expensive
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Marsupial@Marsupial_Gamer·
I can’t believe this. This dude completely scammed my insurance company. His friend dumped him out of his wheelchair right in front of my truck while I was stopped at a light, not moving. The cops came, saw that there was no damage to his chair or my car and he was totally fine according to the paramedics who arrived. I told the cops it was a scam, that my car never touched him or his chair. His friend ran, he refused to go to the hospital, the cops took my info & insurance and the police report said there was no evidence of any accident or injury. I spoke with the insurance and told them it was a scam and to not pay anything. ~6 months later, my insurance payments more than doubled. I went into their app and found out @progressive paid this con artist $41,426 for an imaginary injury and the most expensive wheelchair in frickin’ existence! And now I’m paying for their stupidity. I’m done with these bozos. Ridiculous. 🤦‍♂️
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Body count is not something I ask about when dating. After we’re married I’ll just treat her dexterity as unspoken backstory, like a monk who seems familiar with the blade
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zay🐦‍⬛@xavierpilcrow·
@webegga Best city in the world 6 months out of the year
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serinide@webegga·
i’ve been doing the “wake up at 7am -> meal replacement shake + espresso shot + chug a bunch of water -> adhd meds -> HIIT workout -> shower -> start work by 9am” speed run strat and fuuuuck it’s such a redditor ass saying but the neurotypicals WERE right
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i think all fast food restaurants can be categorized either as drunk food (taco bell, mcdonald’s, little caesar’s) or airport food (burger king, subway, sbarro)
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zay🐦‍⬛@xavierpilcrow·
@webegga mb cultural difference Chicago is mostly ran on beer, weed, and processed meat
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Adso Øvbelk@AdsoOfBelk·
Why does the parkChicago app sometimes prompt me with a city ordinance about assaulting parking agents with the option to “cancel” or “continue”
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zay🐦‍⬛@xavierpilcrow·
@billevansfan251 Buy a really nice beanie. If it’s not a high quality knit with good fabric it’ll usually end up sitting kinda weird. Also Reddit is in the posture not the fit
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Lonious Thee Monk@billevansfan251·
How do I make my beanie look like this instead of like I use Reddit.
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