Sir Warock
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Sir Warock
@xwarockx3
Language: German I like memes. And For Honor. But no weebs and neckbeards tho.
Katılım Ağustos 2015
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@Daykerpriest Just tell him Jesus defeated death. No one else did that!
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congrats to the owners of a brand new $6k paperweight
ogisada@ogisadaDMA
Game: Valorant AC: Vanguard (VGK) Today’s Vanguard anti-cheat update blocked the majority of DMA firmwares using SATA/NVMe. VGK suddenly triggered an IOMMU restart warning in-game, after which the DMA firmware becomes completely unusable, even without the game running or after uninstalling Vanguard. Only fix is a full OS reinstall. It’s using IOMMU to create read blocks, which permanently breaks the majority of almost all SATA/NVMe firmwares once triggered. Even the advanced H2-board got affected. Confirmed Firmware Block wave by @ItsGamerDoc
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1. I used no 3rd party software at all, let alone cheating software.
2. I still quit your game over Vanguard.
3. You're lucky af I did, because I would be leading the lawsuit charge if I hadn't.
4. I'm tempted to sue you bitches anyway to get my spent money back, my quitting was clearly forced and justified.
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@ogisadaDMA Insane how many cheaters are self reporting in this thread rn
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Game: Valorant
AC: Vanguard (VGK)
Today’s Vanguard anti-cheat update blocked the majority of DMA firmwares using SATA/NVMe.
VGK suddenly triggered an IOMMU restart warning in-game, after which the DMA firmware becomes completely unusable, even without the game running or after uninstalling Vanguard. Only fix is a full OS reinstall.
It’s using IOMMU to create read blocks, which permanently breaks the majority of almost all SATA/NVMe firmwares once triggered.
Even the advanced H2-board got affected.
Confirmed Firmware Block wave by @ItsGamerDoc
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@ogisadaDMA So it's legal for a game to use their software to basically brick your PC now?
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The shitstorm around Subnautica 2 highlighted a very telling detail that fits perfectly with the whole "red button vs blue button" discussion.
There are two types of players:
1. Some want to use every tool the game offers and play their own version of Subnautica.
2. Others are rule-loving bootlickers who can only enjoy the game when they’re strictly following the official rules they were given.
The funniest part is that it's exactly these rule enforcers who are furiously resisting the simple request to bring back a basic mechanic from the first game - the knife. This would let people have fun instead of being forced into this stifling underwater stealth-action.
There's literally zero downside for the rule defenders: don't want to use the knife/torpedoes/drills? Just don't use them :3 Go play your peaceful happy little soy underwater farm. Those who want to go full survival psycho can do that too. But the mere idea sets the rule guardians' asses on fire.
Deep down they probably know that without artificial restrictions they couldn't stick to pacifism. Funny enough, I did a full pacifist ghost run of Dishonored on my first playthrough and went full murder machine on the second. During the ghost run the weapon icons didn't bother me at all because I chose not to use them. On the second run I wanted to hack and slash everything that moved😼
Seems like the rule defenders lack that kind of self-control. If the devs add the knife back, their inner itch won't let them play pacifist anymore. And that's exactly what they're afraid of.
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@TheyNeedRights I think this is rather harmful. Being trans or cis has no impact on how likely you're going to be a shooter.
Also, some cis shooters might have been closeted trans people.
This comic implies that trans people are different than cis people, which is not true
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People are saying “Per capita” yeah man I dont think a total of 5 confirmed shooters in the last 20 years works with your narrative
Trans Reinforcement@TheyNeedRights
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Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.”
Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?”
Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.”
DNA test comes back… he’s the father.
Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.”
Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.”
Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?”
Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?”
Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.”
Months later…
Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?”
Son: “No.”
Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.”
Even later…
Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?”
Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”
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@17thStatesman @LumLotus Pressing the Red Button allows people to die.
Pressing blue Button allows No one to die
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@LumLotus A disturbing number of people are failing this very, very basic test of empathy...
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New concerning thing with blue people...
I've been called a conspiracy theorist for noticing a discrepancy/ issue with polling. None of them are listening even when shown directly the evidence.
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𝔏𝔲𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔞@LumLotus
The more blue tries to convince me they are morally right the more they look like this.
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@TopGyaru The downside of pressing red is that people could die because of that.
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What are the downsides for pressing red?
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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>Press Red
you are guaranteed to survive no matter what
>Press Blue
you are at the mercy of the rest of the world also pressing it
Nothing is forcing anyone to press blue and anyone who says they would press blue is trying to farm browniepoints and virtue signal
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@dannycantalk I will only take box B, because if it's very accurate, it'll know I'll only take Box B.
If I take both boxes, I'll just fuck over myself with that
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We're done rehashing the button question. Time to rehash Newcomb's Paradox.
Are you a one-boxer or a two-boxer?
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For anyone still confused;
If everyone pushes the red button, everyone survives. Done.
If anyone pushes the blue button, they're committing suicide unless they can convince at least half of everyone else to also risk suicide in order for none of them to have to actually do it, but they want to, and now get to, brag they were willing to kill themselves & convince a multitude of others to as well, even though there was a perfectly logical, non-suicidal option the entire time that wouldn't have risked any of the population.
BeuwenDragon@BeuwenDragon
Blue button pushers are easily manipulated by deceptive wording, selfishly resorting to emotional coercion to manipulate other people into gambling their lives to save them from the consequences of their own choice, all while gaslighting everyone to thinking they are altruistic.
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@TexanJacobite Red will undeniably lead to deaths, while blue might save people's lives.
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Performative altruism is a huge problem.
The correct answer to this poll is red. If you answer red, you live. Everyone should thus answer red, and everyone lives. There is zero reason for a single person to press blue, if every person is saved by pressing red, and a blue vote is a toss up if you get killed or not.
But people who want to feel morally superior about themselves are choosing the answer they see as altruistic, even though it is objectively incorrect and will get them and others killed.
Translate this to the real world and things like criminal justice. Morons allow the axe murderer free, because they want to feel merciful. “Look at me, aren’t I just so magnanimous!”
vittorio@IterIntellectus
why would anyone even press blue?!?
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@ItsRobbAllen You simply know not everyone will press the blue button.
And by pressing red, you will cause blue pushers to perhaps die.
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New Trolley problem has arrived, only it's dumber.
Pres Red - 100% chance of living.
Blue - Non-zero chance of dying.
It has nothing to do with empathy for others unless you're stuck on suicidal empathy, which is YOUR fault, not mine.
There is ZERO logical reason for ANYONE to press blue. NONE.
vittorio@IterIntellectus
why would anyone even press blue?!?
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@inkblotPrincess I got to disagree, I think people are only viewing it in this way because of clavicular. If it wasn't clavicular, I don't think people would be measuring it that way.
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The important thing to recognise here is that Clavicular has won. Whether you think he looks good or bad here, people are solely measuring in terms of which looks hotter. You are all playing the same game.
sтevan ⚕️🧼@ImStevan
you can tell that clavicular is trying so hard to be hot, whilst the interviewer is hot effortlessly, which makes the reporter even hotter
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⚠️❗️ACHIRD III UNDER SIEGE❗️⚠️
A Level 40 Invasion fleet has landed upon the peaceful colonies and cities of the Achird system.
🪧GAMBIT OPPORTUNITY🪧
Currently, is more effective to liberate Darius II than too defend Achird III, Helldivers must take this account.
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