David Onifade 👨🏽‍💻🚀

An alarming number of people want this, so I vibe coded a small tool for it. Just upload your images, that's it. Link is in the thread Have fun!

What have you done to my grid @benjitaylor ? 🥲

@joelebukatobi @TheMattAnalysis @jayhemz

@zyzer01 @TheMattAnalysis @jayhemz I no go mark attendance ke, Mac slander, omo sign me up

Why didn't you just get a Mac? When it starts over heating, you'll cry. Looks cute tho.

@joelebukatobi @TheMattAnalysis @jayhemz YOU MUST REPRESENT! 😂😂😂

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It’s not the statistics, it’s not the statistics. It’s not the statistics. You don’t measure Messi by statistics. Take away all the individual trophies, all the supposed assists from votes and alleged corrupt organizations and half his number of trophies won. Take only what you see this man do on a football pitch for 20+ years. There’s never been a better footballer. There’s never been a better playmaker. There’s never been a better finisher. You cannot have watched him play and think otherwise. His expectations soar in impossible moments yet he delivers. His presence is not defined only by what he does in the box in pursuit of goals. 2 against 4 but one of them is Messi and it ended in the back of the net. Give it to him and pray and he won the game in the final minute. Game plans are designed to surround him and cause him all manner of injury yet he stands tall above all others at 5’7. It’s not just the goals. It’s not just the assists. It’s not his abs. Or his golden beards. He’s footballing anomaly that we are blessed to witness. He is not perfect every single day. He has failures, moments he fell short or didn’t show up 100%. He has grown through his challenges and rises to the occasion more than anyone in history. Prefer any other. Call another your GOAT. But do not lie to yourself that your eyes have not seen the impossible. Your heart felt the unimaginable. Till the day of his retirement, even when facing unsurmountable odds, as long as he’s on the pitch, you’ll believe that any thing can happen with the ball on his feet. He won’t have to depend on someone giving him the ball for a tap in, everyone will tap into the hope of one last play, one last display of magic because he’s Messi.

@Mr_Ceyram 😂😂😂

Former special force. Wants to mind his business until something drags him back into action. Right?

Ohhh, Succinct 👌🏼

Ohh? Eventually had to ignore him.

@xxfw1da Cognitive dissonance 😂

This was you few hours ago btw thinking Colombia has qualified, I wish there’s an option to flog you mercilessly through social media 😂😭😭😭

@AhmanKenny @Omojuwa Shot yourself right in the foot 😂

@Omojuwa I thought you forgot your beloved Argentina couldn’t beat Cabo verde in 90min

My brother, the last time DR Congo won AFCON, both of us weren’t born. Portugal couldn’t beat them. Morocco made Cristiano cry at the last World Cup. Portugal, as long as they are playing with Cristiano Ronaldo, cannot survive AFCON!

I’m going to take my time with this one. If you’re busy, save this post and read it later. If you’re a night owl like me, this is a good late-night read. Do you know the worst thing about Cristiano Ronaldo? It’s that he set the standards for what defines a legend… and in the end, he couldn’t even live up to the standards he created himself. After winning Euro 2016, Ronaldo said: “You can’t become a legend until you win a trophy with your national team.” It was an obvious dig at Messi. Argentina had just lost the 2014 World Cup final to Germany, and Messi was going through the toughest period of his international career. Those words only added fuel to the fire. Where was the respect for a rival, Ronaldo? The surprising part was that social media completely embraced that narrative. Messi was labeled a bottler, while Ronaldo was declared the winner of the rivalry—at least in the media, not on the pitch. Then Messi retired from international football, came back, won the Copa América, and suddenly they were level in major international trophies. What happened next? Ronaldo fans started saying that one Euro is worth more than a hundred Copa Américas, claiming there was no competition in South America. Not true—but that became the excuse. Then Messi went on to win the World Cup. This time, the excuses changed again. They claimed FIFA had fixed the tournament for Messi. That the World Cup was scripted in his favor. They simply didn’t know what else to say. Then Ronaldo himself came out with one of the strangest quotes imaginable: “A legend’s career can’t be defined by just seven games.” At first glance, it sounds reasonable. But beneath it was another attempt to diminish what Messi had achieved. Before the World Cup, they insisted it would be Ronaldo’s tournament. On paper, Portugal had a fantastic squad. If the manager couldn’t get the best out of them, that’s Portugal’s problem—not Ronaldo’s. Yet that same Portugal squad wasn’t any weaker than the Argentina team Messi led to the 2014 World Cup final—the same team people mocked Messi for not carrying to the title. Just a couple of days ago, Ronaldo said: “The World Cup doesn’t define my career, whether I win it or not.” A statement that directly contradicts what he had said years earlier, when he admitted that winning the World Cup would make him feel completely fulfilled. Now you’re 41 years old, Cristiano. By your own standards: * You have 5 Ballon d’Ors, not 8. * You have one European Championship, not two Copa América titles. * You never won the World Cup. * You have four European Golden Shoes, while Messi has six—even though you’re an out-and-out striker. So what now? Will you keep playing until the next World Cup and become the first player to appear in one at 45, hoping to finally win it? If we judged you by the standards you created, you wouldn’t qualify as a legend. Of course, nobody actually judges you that way. Everyone still recognizes you as one of football’s greatest legends. The real mistake was comparing Ronaldo to Messi in the first place. That rivalry was exaggerated from the beginning by the media and figures like José Mourinho. Messi conquered every major trophy available to him, shattered records that once seemed untouchable, and at 39 years old he’s still competing with Kylian Mbappé and Erling Haaland—the stars of the next generation—for the Golden Boot. And honestly, he could still win it. What made Messi beloved by so many fans is that he never tried to diminish Ronaldo’s achievements. Ronaldo, on the other hand, repeatedly made comments that many interpreted as attempts to downplay his greatest rival’s accomplishments—and that’s never an admirable trait. Cristiano helped create a generation that thinks belittling other people’s achievements while constantly glorifying your own is a way to establish dominance. Good bye. Ronaldo.

@mr_orero 😂😂😂

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Argentina has now given us 3 of the greatest world cup matches of all time •Battle of lusail •2022 world cup final •David vs goliath

He doesn’t want to be very rich like “the person”

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abi na because say i no type “amen” for facebook that year?

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Fable 5 is back.

@Zyyon_ 😂😂😂

Messi: "That night in Qatar" Zidane: "That night in Paris" Iniesta: "That night in Johannesburg" Ronaldo Nazario: "That night in Korea" Cristiano Ronaldo: