Grumpy Tech Bro

@nicksortor @brown8192 @ZuzaZasada @berniemoreno Cavity searches for members of Congress.

@ZuzaZasada @berniemoreno I'm going to make this call again: if TSA is forced to close down airports due to staffing shortages, Reagan National in DC should be the first to close. Politicians should suffer first.

🚨 JUST IN: Sen. @BernieMoreno has proposed the US Senate be HELD IN DC INDEFINITELY until DHS is re-opened "Let's take our paychecks away! Let's prevent us from flying home!" "Even that means right through Easter, we DO NOT leave... and we should LOSE PAY every day that goes by until we fund the whole thing." "Because then, we could work this out! "Forget DC — let's not even leave this CHAMBER until we get this done!"

If "America First" means we can't use our military for preemptive attacks, then you are retarded.

@brockpierson No.

Do you like the 𝕏 algorithm recently?

@sfranzese @cat_powered @cremieuxrecueil Hmmm. 80 is low. Asked doc for my actual labs.

@GrumpyTechBro @cat_powered @cremieuxrecueil My LDL has never been above 80. Two years ago my cardiologist insisted I take rosuvastatin to minimize plaque buildup. I now have two stents. Just got them three weeks ago.

Here's to some prophylactic LDL lowering. I have a healthy heart, and my LDL levels are low. But they can go lower! One pill, and I've cut my chance of ever having heart problems to effectively nil.

@neilquinn @cat_powered @cremieuxrecueil I don't think my levels are high enough to bother. I think there's just been a lot of rain for weeks when I got the blood test.

@GrumpyTechBro @cat_powered @cremieuxrecueil Go see a good preventative cardiologist as well. Primary care docs are worthless.

@ThirdWayKessler @lilyycohenn @WSJopinion @ThirdWayTweet Not the other side, out in the cold, looking in like a waif in a Victorian novel.

"We’re all for a big tent. But the Democratic Party needs to draw a line in the sand. Hasan Piker and his fellow Jew-haters belong on the other side." Jon Cowan and @lilyycohenn write in @WSJopinion. tinyurl.com/bd47vj8v @ThirdWayTweet

@BoLoudon Skinny too. And the Coca Cola had cocaine in it.

🚨BREAKING: President Trump just shared 1929 footage of New York City before it was flooded with illegal aliens of foreigners. God bless Trump for deporting illegals and MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Follow: @BoLoudon

@neilquinn @cat_powered @cremieuxrecueil First, I have to get his office to resend the referral to the Butt Camera place...

@GrumpyTechBro @cat_powered @cremieuxrecueil Tell your idiot doc to pull Cystatin C instead then

@neilquinn @cat_powered @cremieuxrecueil Hmm.... I do take creatine.

@GrumpyTechBro @cat_powered @cremieuxrecueil I'm not a medical professional and see a cardiologist, but: 1. The HDL/cholesterol ratio is now considered totally bogus, 2. If your eGFR is low and you are using creatine you need to use a different biomarker since it throws it off, 3. watch that PSA!

@neilquinn @cat_powered @cremieuxrecueil The "ratio" is my issue.

@GrumpyTechBro @cat_powered @cremieuxrecueil Could also consider something lighter like ezetimibe to get a 15% reduction or so

@RJambone @amuse @garden_dreamer @malcolmkenyatta I used to blame Whole Language, but I've found (after venting on X about if for a couple of years), that SEL is worse...

@GrumpyTechBro @amuse @garden_dreamer @malcolmkenyatta Check the Penciltucky school scores.

DOGE didn’t do shit but steal our social security numbers.

@cat_powered @cremieuxrecueil I get the math. 98% of people didn't turn yellow. But it was 100% of my Dad, and I have 50% of his genes. But do your regularly scheduled liver enzyme tests. Ask grok for the details if your doctor is an asshole.

@GrumpyTechBro @cremieuxrecueil Sorry to hear that. Side effects seem very rare, and I'm taking a low dose, but since this is prophylactic, I will obviously stop if I have any.

A 500 acre fuel break around the Palisades would've saved the entire town. $114M would pay for about 100,000 acres of fire breaks in and around the Conejo Valley & Malibu/Topanga area where is bridge is. Just FYI.

@ThrillaRilla369 I only have two cheeks. Why hasn't the judge who kept redirecting him to her wife's "treatment center" been prosecuted for corruption?

🚨BREAKING: The suspect of the horrific metro bus stabbing that killed innocent Iryna Zarutska is now facing federal charges and could be eligible for the death penalty. Enough light sentences for violent criminals. It’s time to hold killers fully accountable and put the safety of the people first. Do you think the death penalty should be on the table in this case?

@gusalupogus @Cernovich x.com/HonestReportin…

@Cernovich All due respect to Kent. It seems obvious that he is making a conscious effort to derail the POTUS. All of it feels spiteful, premeditated and purposeful. The Carlson interview before his head hit the pillow does not help optics.

I need to see those posts about Jonathan Pollard being a traitor (he was a spy for the Soviet Union) from all of those claiming Joe Kent was leaking information to Tucker. Good luck on that treasure hunt. You won't find any such cases.

@RepNancyMace @Evie707656912 Inflicting Whole Language on the public school system.

Name one case besides the Epstein network where this much evidence existed and so few arrests were made. We’ll wait.

@SciNatureNews @ShinyElishaR @FoxNews Meh Japanese reporter giving him shit. He’s from Queens.

@FoxNews Invoking Pearl Harbor in this context is highly provocative and insensitive; mixing historic trauma with current geopolitics risks deepening wounds and complicating diplomatic relationships.

BREAKING: "We didn't tell anybody about [Iran] because we wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" - President Trump

@bonchieredstate We don’t need their help. It was a test they failed.

This is your brain on European. If there’s a ceasefire…we wouldn’t need their help.

@Badhombre How did this clown get elected?

The federal government issues you your social security number. They have it already.

@ChloeCole @PrishaMosley Plus your witch powers kick in once you reach crone stage.

I was asked one of the most meaningful questions at a college yesterday — “What do you love most about being a woman, now?” It’s hardly the first time I’ve been asked this, but it’s admittedly never been easy to answer. This time, though, I think I gave my best response: The beauty of womanhood is that it’s not immediately obvious to us at first. When you’re growing up as a girl, you think, “I have to live half my life having periods every month?! I have to endure the pain of childbirth and deal with all these physiological burdens and social pressures that men don’t!?” The grass seems greener on the other side and so a lot of girls assume at first that there’s no value in the struggle, but the fact is that in order to fully appreciate the female experience, you have to grow through the hardships in order to experience the blessings.