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@anactualwalnut Because I enjoy consistent flavour in my meal Nothing pisses me off more than eating a bite of fuckass bland rice when the whole time I was eating the most delicious curry in the world

This is what I call boy slop. Boys just dump things into a bowl and mix it all together. It’s observable across all boys. Idk what the science is behind boys and their slop but it’s so common. The chaos of it all scares me. You don’t want to taste things separately? You just want a big bowl of fuck every time you eat??!

@NickL4D2_Bot @RockChartrand In a communist country you work and starve soooooo....

"Second, you redefine capitalism as 'any country I dislike,' ignoring that capitalism actually means voluntary exchange and property rights, not whatever mixed economy a state happens to run." No it doesn't. No it does not. Capitalism is not "voluntary exchange" and "voluntary contracts". If it was, there'd be no jobs, because a capitalist society is "work or starve", which is coercion, which by legal and functional definition, cannot be voluntary. But secondly, this is a libertarian's definition that doesn't actually fit to the real world. Who defined capitalism this way? It wasn't Adam Smith. It was Ludwig "Rationality is whenever people do something" Mises. The last pure capitalist countries: Gilded Age America: People died from poverty, children were working slave hours in factories, people died from factories. Britain: The Irish Potato Famine; the British didn't want to upset the market or whatever.

This “conclusion” only works if you rig the premise. First, you minimize or deny deaths under communism that even former communist regimes and historians acknowledge. Second, you redefine capitalism as “any country I dislike,” ignoring that capitalism actually means voluntary exchange and property rights, not whatever mixed economy a state happens to run. Then you pad the numbers by blaming capitalism for anything that happens inside market economies, from smoking to car accidents, as if every private choice equals ideological murder. If you have to distort definitions and inflate categories to win, you don’t have the moral high ground.

@Yaskaleh @TheDarkEnjoyer It's clear that they never thought of him as a bro

@TheDarkEnjoyer You don't break the bro code. Ever. Name and shame the entire group.

>Chibi Reviews summary >it's February 11th >discover fiancé cheating with best friend of 10 years >confront her, she apologizes, discover so much betrayal >grab keys, go driving >head to liquor store, buy same alcohol I drank with my brother before he passed >drive to middle of nowhere near water >drink, drink, drink >inches from death >suddenly, police officer shows up >he saved me >turns out Nicholas Light called a wellness check on me >he saved my life >officer escorts me to hospital for mental evaluation >discharged this morning, still hurt >Nicholas and Tectone called, worried about me >so many others reached out, thank you all >go home to confront fiancé >she leaves >try to confide in gaming friend group, same one as best friend >they don't care, prefer gaming with him >lost whole friend group, best friend >he knew everything, thought he had my back >viewed him like a brother >been in a dark place, dark thoughts >hardest moment of my entire life >content creation is only joy I have >lost so much, my future's uncertain atp >making this video to process thoughts >might seek therapy >still alive thanks to a few individuals >love you guys, love my community

@ZZZAnonymously Hugo *Pic related*

how about some positivity for a change? What's everyone's favourite male agent and why?

@AHSTROL What do you consider to be human rights

“WELL YOU DIDNT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT BIDEN WHEN HE-“ > didn’t vote for Biden “W-WELL SHUT UP YOU DEMOCRAT-“ > not a registered democrat “W-W-WELL YOUR A LIBTARD-“ > not a liberal either > not a republican either > not a maga either “WELL THE HELL ARE YOU” NIGGA IM PRO HUMAN RIGHTS AND HUMAN DECENCY LMAO. Saying kids deserve free school lunches should not label me as a dem/lib and saying trump is a pedophile doesn’t mean I think Biden is any better 💀

Total Ethereal annihilation. Kill Ethereals. Behead Ethereals. Roundhouse kick an Ethereal into the concrete. Slam dunk an Ethereal baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Ethereals. Defecate in an Ethereal's food. Launch Ethereals into the sun. Toss Ethereals into active volcanos. Judo throw Ethereals into a woodchipper. Twist Ethereals' heads off. Report Ethereals to the Defense Force. Karate chop Ethereals in half. Curb stomp pregnant Ethereals. Trap Ethereals in quicksand. Crush Ethereals in the trash compactor. Dissect Ethereals. Exterminate Ethereals in the gas chamber. Stomp Ethereals' skulls with power armored boots. Cremate Ethereals in the oven. Lobotomize Ethereals. Mandatory abortions for Ethereals. Vaporize Ethereals with a laser minigun. Kick old Ethereals down the stairs. Feed Ethereals to radscorpions. Slice Ethereals with a porcelume sword.

@AntiCommieBecca When Adam ate the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil he welcomed evil into his heart And evil has remained in the hearts of humanity since then But when God created man and woman he said it was good And so we were once

This actually is a really interesting point/piece. It appears nearly ALL super wealthy men engage in this type of behavior. So if every man who has money does this, does that in turn mean that every man WOULD engage in these behaviors if he could? Is it solely money and lack of opportunity that keeps men from becoming evil? And if that is the case, if the nature of humanity, particularly the human male is to be evil, what does that mean about God? Why would he create a species with the inherent nature of being evil? I know this is getting a bit existential, but if you take the emotional out, these are interesting things to ponder.

@ZZZAnonymously I like the combat It keeps me happy And I never really had the highest standards for the story so I'm impressed with how good it is (doesn't mean it can't be better, it can always be better) But as for the characters I like the ones I like and I'm not fussed with the others

Can I get a real answer for once? This is a question who keep complaining about people rightfully complaining. What makes you happy/satisfied about the current direction and state of the game?

@ZZZAnonymously I spend a little every now and again Mostly for skins and whatnot And I have some good S Rank characters (YSG and her best team) I still struggle to get anywhere meaningful in the endgame it genuinely takes a bit of skill and patience when building characters to get there

Gacha players can be so weird about whales. Like, I share my scores in endgame - making no claims that I’m better than anyone else - and people will call me out for having mindscapes as if I was hiding it. Hell, I even point out that I have mindscapes since they change builds and rotations. It would be one thing if I was flexing or acting like I’m a god at the game, but I’m just sharing my results like everyone else. Some responses are even bordering on being spiteful. What’s with that? I get the fact that whaling isn’t a positive habit, but it’s my money and I budget for it. I don’t need financial advice from fellow gacha players 😭 I don’t see whales under f2p results saying “ugh, no mindscapes/sigs 🙄🙄” (although admittedly that would definitely be more weird than f2ps calling out whales lol). That bevahior is just so gatekeep-y in a game that’s for everyone.

@lmaojustshootme @LutheranPrince And that's fine I also would hardly entertain this

“Therefore I tell you, her sins, which are many, are forgiven—for she loved much. But he who is forgiven little, loves little.” Luke 7:47

@levelsio I deal with real estate agents a lot in my work They are all stupid in my company we call them cliff babies The joke goes like this "People are falling from a cliff and upper management catches them and puts them in middle management the one's they don't catch go into real estate

I'm so done with real estate agents What an absolutely useless profession in 2026 Nowadays when I go visit houses to buy you get the construction company guy tell you everything anyway, and they actually know their stuff And then you have some literally low IQ shady car salesman guy hovering around you in the back with NO added information and NO added service "Yes this house is great because it's north-facing" And then for doing absolutely nothing zilch nada, they deserve 5% of the house price in commission??? And you can't visit the house direct because real estate agents cover each other asses so the selling agent will tell you to find a buyer agent to be able to visit it A complete racket 100%

@DamionKnudsen @jacobfalach1 @rabbriansamuel A really funny way to say that you don't know what you're talking about and you're just saying things for fun

@ProgramCri94874 @jacobfalach1 @rabbriansamuel You figure it out!

People schitzo-posting about the Jews have been attacking the Star of David recently. They claim it’s evil because some ancient cultures that used a six-pointed star also practiced things like child sacrifice and demon worship. Ironically, many pushing this argument identify as Christian. Let’s address the logic. This claim is a textbook case of symbolic guilt by association, the idea that if a symbol ever appeared in a bad context, anyone who uses it today must share that guilt. By that standard, you could call a police officer a terrorist because he carries a gun and the Taliban also carried guns. The reasoning is obviously absurd, yet it’s being used to vilify Jews. If we apply the same standard to Christianity, the argument collapses immediately. The Christian symbol is the cross, but the cross existed long before Christ. -The Aztecs used the pecked cross to represent the four directions of the cosmos. -The Maya used the Yaxche cross as the World Tree. -The pagan Celts used the solar cross. -Carthaginians used the cross-shaped Sign of Tanit. All of these cultures practiced human sacrifice and worshipped demons. So by this logic, the cross would be “rooted in demon worship” as well. Yet no Christian believes that, because we understand a basic truth: a symbol is defined by the faith that uses it, not by unrelated civilizations that once drew a similar shape. The Star of David in Judaism represents God’s protection and Jewish identity, just as the cross in Christianity represents Christ’s sacrifice. Neither is responsible for the worst people in history who happened to use a comparable design. We can either think like adults and recognize that symbols change meaning across cultures, or we can keep playing this retarded game where only one group is judged by rules no one would accept for themselves.

@BanyanWhiskers @TwitchSupport He wasn't streaming on twitch And he was joking

Hey @TwitchSupport how is this guy not banned?

@DamionKnudsen @jacobfalach1 @rabbriansamuel We are aware of this as Christians What is your point

@jacobfalach1 @rabbriansamuel THE CROSS IS LITERALLY A TORTURE POLE FOR SACRIFICING PEOPLE! PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID!

@DevlinKuzma @autocorrect2_0 It's evil for you to kill kids yes

@autocorrect2_0 Is it evil to kill kids? Yes or no?

“Because God is the sovereign author of life and numbers our days according to his omnipotence and divine will, I should be able to kill children without pushback” Not the clever argument you thought it was.

@Roriipupper And? What's your point

It's been a fucking year since I made this tweet and I remember getting really anxious when Tectone made a video on me then proceeded to double down with his lie of being sponsored by Gryphline but took down his Endfield VOD and then some of his viewers came to my stream and videos and left bad comments I had to delete or restrict my chat. Him getting what he deserves today feels so vindicating.

@uNtOldPAINE_lol @SandyofCthulhu Just looked it up They were forced to change the name to The God Father 3 burger It's a sad day

@ProgramCri94874 @SandyofCthulhu Tf thats a good name

In the early 70s I was in line behind a grown-ass man at Burger King. He said, “I’d like the hot ham and cheese” The clerk said, “The Yumbo?” The man repeated, “Yes, the hot ham and cheese.” The clerk said, “You want the Yumbo is that right?” Rather than say the hated word, he stepped out of line and (I assume) went somewhere else.

@uNtOldPAINE_lol @SandyofCthulhu Oh yeah and some onions too

@uNtOldPAINE_lol @SandyofCthulhu 2 beef patties with cheese on the top and bottom slices of bacon in the center topped with a ridiculous amount of cheese sauce It truly is an ugly bastard