New Grinch Extremity

Crybabies bitching in the QTs re: 'nasty' -- you guys know that doesn't automatically mean gore right? FOD is deeply unpleasant, just as sleazy as the average serial killer thriller from the VHS era. You're calling it tame, I'm rolling my eyes and doing jerkoff motions

FACES OF DEATH: Absolutely for the sickos. Relentlessly nasty meta horror and a perfect indictment of our terminally online era, set to a droning Carpenter-esque synth score. The kind of shit that makes you need a long shower after.

@DavidSmith77211 @bramps2384 Well this bot thinks you should suck my dick from the back, fucknose

@bramps2384 @phonomancy A catch phrase to make it sound new and cool. I can guarantee this movie is trash. They have an army of bots posting this all day long. I doubt Steven Spielberg has ever done that. Not that I expect some kind of masterpiece but you know what I mean.

@DrClownPhD He's dead as dog dick, motherfucker

Chuck Norris takes over politics

@LauraLoomer eat dick from the back and pass from this world alone and unloved, Laurel

@atensnut eat shit Juanita

@RogerJStoneJr get fucked Roger

Gunther Eagleman can suck my dick from the back

@LauraLoomer They pulled your skin so tight your brain shidded out your ears

BREAKING: Following my report and follow up with the US State Department in which I exposed the fact that Qasem Soleimani’s Niece Hamideh Soleimani Afshar has been living in the United States (Los Angeles, California) where she posts pro-Iranian regime and pro-IRGC content on her social media while she lives a life of luxury, the US State Department and @SecRubio have just revoked her green card and she has been picked up by ICE. She has been arrested and will be deported back to Iran! According to the official @StateDept press release, “Last night, the niece and grand niece of deceased Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps Major General Qasem Soleimani were arrested by federal agents following Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s termination of their lawful permanent resident (LPR) status.   Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter are now in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. As identified by both press reporting and her own social media commentary, Soleimani Afshar is an outspoken supporter of the totalitarian, terrorist regime in Iran. In addition to the termination of Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter’s LPR status, Afshar’s husband has also been barred from entering the United States.” Over the last few months, I have quietly been documenting all of Hamideh Soleimani Afshar’s social media activity. I uploaded it all to a secure file and shared it with DHS and Department of State, and now she has been arrested and she will be deported from our country. Thank you, @potus @SecRubio @marcorubio @ASDylanJohnson! state.gov/releases/offic…

@jondelarroz Look in the mirror you big baby bitch

Who's the most insufferable strong, female lead?

@GuntherEagleman What the fuck are you gonna do about it, my big baby back bitch?

Someone might want to tell Iran this isn't the tree to bark up, especially considering this is the first sign of any ability to push back, and so far it's barely doing anything. Some random goat fckers taking potshots at our aircraft are about to damn an entire nation.

@skscartoon Hey quick question you dumbass cracker, has he paid yet?

The Dems are not happy with Elon's offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel.

I’m the candidate challenging Diana DeGette. I’ll say it plain and clear: Free Palestine and we need an arms embargo on ALL weapons now. I’m not afraid to talk to voters about these issues directly and respectfully. If you want to connect, find me at kirosforco.com

Yeah obviously

Hard to Kill clearly the odd man out here, but there's something undeniable about this disreputable, sleazy, downright reprehensible track record.

@WillSloanEsq Made a flick with Joe in the Texas hill country in 2009 and that motherfucker gives 110% at all times

Joe Estevez doing some career-best acting on the newest On Cinema Oscar Special. Well I say that but I dunno... I guess there's a possibility he was better in one of his 300+ films. You never know.

@samanthaettus What's it like to be this dirt fuck stupid at all times?

It’s no secret that Javier Bardem has spent years vilifying Israel on the world stage. Did he have a new film that earned him a spot on the Academy Award stage tonight? No. The Oscars chose him anyway, during an era that can only be described as open hunting season on Jews worldwide. Bardem’s record is ugly, but the most reprehensible actor here is @TheAcademy itself, which decided that this is the moment to hand him a microphone and a global platform.

@jpodhoretz You're a fucking dork

Remember Javier Bardem is the cinema's most terrifying villain. That was Anton Chigurh saying 'Free Palestine.'

Amy Madigan becomes, FINALLY, the first Oscar winner from STREETS OF FIRE

@BonerWizard It brings me no pleasure to admit that this joke 1000% worked on me -- bad fucking flick, but I was rolling

Remember in Zoolander 2 when Kiefer Sutherland had a miscarriage