Locust Abortion Technician

I almost forgot we have Kaleb Glenn. An embarrassment of riches.

@optionscjp It’s a federal holiday. If you’re actually interested (doubt) here’s why. weforum.org/stories/2021/0…

I’m gonna say what everyone’s thinking Why in the fuck does the stock market need to be closed for Juneteenth?

@natalieandrews Well that explains the ozempic face

Vance has stayed committed to his new diet, often eating eggs, sauerkraut, pickles, blackberries and raspberries for lunch, & beef/lamb with sauerkraut for dinner. On Air Force Two, he eats a hamburger with cheese, no bun, and fermented vegetables wsj.com/lifestyle/fitn…

Guy just has it. If he was born in Queens he’d be the front runner.

@PeteHegseth For rehab?

It’s time.

@AAGDhillon @USEEOC Ooooh they’ll investigate. And they’ll find a collective bargaining agreement that prohibits players from altering their uniforms in any way. Get bent lady.

Swing and a miss! Major League Baseball encouraged players to wear “Black Lives Matter” on their uniforms but reportedly threatened Christians who write Bible verses on their hats. @USEEOC will investigate whether this amounts to religious discrimination.

@DeplorableWEJ @MeidasTouch

@MeidasTouch why do you< people. think this is some kind of victory when no one gives a shit

Stephen Colbert wore a tan suit to the Obama Presidential Center opening ceremony 😂 REUTERS/Octavio Jones

@david_sivella @jtgoldx @NYCMayor Of course you wouldn’t because she’s not a he.

@jtgoldx @NYCMayor Jesus wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole.

Is this the way the NYC First Lady should dress to represent NYC? Trashy people. Classless, @NYCMayor .

@jdhxbd_ @CarterElliott__

@CarterElliott__ This is completely unrealistic. In the first clip there was a defender within 20 feet of Jeremy fears and they didn’t call a foul. In big ten play, they call that every time

Stock up: Fears, Los, Glenn, and Carr Stock Down: All Centers

@factpostnews This is how they’re going to shrink our military to come into compliance with the newly signed Treaty of Versailles.

Nearly 160 troops at an Air Force base in Texas have come down with the flu. Two months prior, Pete Hegseth made the flu vaccine optional for all troops.

@flyosity That’s totally normal it’s just shedding its skin like a lizard.

Multiple videos on TikTok show the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool's freshly applied blue paint is now peeling off in chunks and floating atop the water I'm not a paint expert but seems bad?

@tparsi Can’t go around talking all tough like that with that much eyeliner on

Holy smokes!! 🔥🔥🔥 JD Vance to Israel opposing the MOU "My response to them would be: What is your exact proposal? You’re a country of 9 million people. You can’t just kill your way out of solving every single national security problem that you have."

@MikeYou65536049 @OdellBretthamJr You sad, angry little boy. msutoday.msu.edu/news/2025/12/t…

@OdellBretthamJr If you’re stupid enough to go to MSU, you deserve what you get. An overpriced indoctrination degree that probably won’t help you get hired.

We have people on the BoT who spent 6 figures to buy a seat. They make decisions for Spartans, without ever being one. They never sat in Wells Hall debating whether to use up a meal swipe or eat leftovers, yet they’ll vote to raise tuition. They are invested in themselves, not us

@RandomHvacGuy You’re doing the meme lol

Well, the trillionaire uses his own money while the snap recipient uses mine.

@StillNotJack @shiri_shh High school physics students know you’re full of shit.

@shiri_shh Before someone says "but muh ocean globe warming!" Think... energy to run it comes from *the ocean* and goes back into *the ocean*. Zero net energy added. In fact, energy is lost into space via radio signals and energy is reflected by the white dome. That's net cooling. Cool!

They are putting DATA CENTERS in the ocean now. Panthalassa, a startup from Portland, just raised $140 MILLION. what they do: build floating platforms that sit out at sea and run AI. no power grid needed. the ocean waves make all the electricity. the seawater keeps the chips cool. How it works: big floating balls bob up and down with the waves. that motion makes power. the power runs the AI chips inside. backed by PETER THIEL. company now worth almost $1 BILLION. land is running out of room and power for AI. so the next move is simple. go to the sea.

@RobSchneider @TPUSA Your accountant would like a word

Dear professional baseball players, ANY player in ANY professional LEAGUE who is FINED by their league for refusing to be FORCED to participate in WOKE LEFTIST AGENDAS, who refuses to wear ridiculous uniforms (or cleats), @TPUSA and I will PAY any and ALL of your Fines! You signed a contract to play baseball, you didn’t sign a contract to go against your deeply held Christian religious beliefs. Baseball is our National Pastime, not Drag queen story hour. Sincerely yours, Rob Schneider and Turning Point USA!

@RTaub_ Dolan is a bitch

Jim Dolan wanted no part of a picture with Mamdani when he gave him a Key To The City

@TheFieldOf68 This is how Tyler Kolek should always be treated

NYPD thought Tyler Kolek was a fan and tried to remove him from the Knicks parade route 😂😂🤦‍♂️

@chlamydiapills @Pirijh Ryan 6 figures only includes the numbers before the decimal.

@Pirijh Not to mention you’re on your feet all day. I’ll stick to my stress free 6 fig job where I can use my phone whenever I want

You'll get fired for having your phone on the floor in your pocket

@JonahWilson__ @MSUFanJay Yeah why you doing that man

@MSUFanJay Why we reposting MSU videos as our own? 😂

Carlos is fucking tuff man lmao. Year 1 he making noise