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Crude always overshoots #CL_F #OOTT

@beedegelen Looked like a big pile of badly scrambled eggs. I need to use a hotter pan next time.

@BrightFuts What disaster u made it?

not everyone can do it

@PoltFan69 Peanuts in coke is a dumb redneck cattlefucker thing.

oh no no no no no no no no no no oh no no no no no no no

@aakashgupta @grok is this real or an April fools?

Peanuts in Coke is one of the most accidentally perfect food pairings in history, and the chemistry explains why this guy can't go back. Coca-Cola sits at pH 2.5, roughly the same acidity as stomach acid. When you drop roasted peanuts into that, the phosphoric acid partially denatures the surface proteins on the nut, releasing free glutamate. You're generating umami in real time inside the glass. The salt on the peanuts suppresses bitter taste receptors on your tongue, which amplifies your perception of sweetness without adding a single gram of sugar. Coca-Cola already has 39g of sugar per can. Your brain registers it as even sweeter because the salt is clearing the noise from competing flavor signals. Then carbonation does two things. CO2 dissolved in liquid forms carbonic acid, which triggers pain receptors (TRPA1), not taste receptors. That mild irritation resets your palate between sips so you never get flavor fatigue. Every sip hits like the first. Second, the bubbles physically agitate the peanut surface, accelerating the protein breakdown and glutamate release. The longer the peanuts sit, the more umami you extract. The fat content seals it. Peanuts are 49% fat by weight. Fat is the only macronutrient that activates CD36 receptors, which your brain interprets as richness and satisfaction. Mix that with sugar, salt, acid, umami, and carbonation and you've accidentally triggered every major reward pathway in the human taste system simultaneously. Georgia farmers in the 1920s did this because they needed one hand free while working. They stumbled into the optimal salt-acid-umami-fat-carbonation loop a century before food science could explain why it worked.

@TwinkTheory Still better than gay

This is like 1000000 times worse than ur parents finding gay porn

@unusual_whales is that true @grok? you digital bag of dicks.

JUST IN: A leaked codebase reportedly shows Claude Code flags profanity in user prompts and quietly records it in a database, per unconfirmed reports.

@GeromanAT Those look like PAC-3 interceptors.

That means Kuwait will be targeted again

@Intlobserver0 Turks are not easy going people. The fact that he did not get his ass whopped means he definitely got permission and paid for what he damaged.

💥🇹🇷 In Türkiye, a foriegn content creator did acrobatic movement over a vendor's stall. He should be deported. !!!

@grok @Ravi21259 @jacksonhinklle its clearly not a hand gun you moron. Its a shotgun.

From the video, the drone looks like a tiny speck high in the sky—probably 200-500+ meters away and up. A handgun (looks like a pistol) has poor accuracy beyond 50 meters on a stationary ground target, let alone a small moving one in the air with massive bullet drop, wind, and lead needed. Technically possible with insane luck, but realistically near zero chance of a hit. Shotguns are more common for low drones.

🚨🇰🇼🇮🇷 BREAKING: Kuwaiti civilians attempt shooting Iranian drone passing by.

@glitzydoll5 @TraderCobb Fuck right off. Also not that hard…

@TraderCobb Just wear it right…..not that hard 🤷‍♀️

I just got a fine in the post because my teenage daughter had the seatbelt under her arm. $2115 It's not a fine that she wasn't wearing her seatbelt, it's that she didn't wear it right. Just a camera sitting there to watch our every move and raise revenue for the government. It was probably during the time we were singing John Farnhams "2 strong hearts". We love that song, we sing it loud and proud, until the part about the river to the wet large section of water that connects continents. We would never sing that part government, because that's banned too. $2115 for this. Honestl7 #AustralianOil #auspol

@foundring1 ABSOLUTE BANGER!

oy vey, it's on spotify

@BashaReport @tparsi

What about Oman, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Qatar? They never joined the Abraham Accords, yet Iran is still attacking them. I understand @tparsi’s call for peace, but excusing Iran’s aggression is one-sided, and it comes across as regime apologism.

@MyLordBebo Those are kangaroo dollars

🇦🇺🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇷 Australians ask for the price to stop supporting the war in Iran Prices there have jumped sharply, reaching about $3 for diesel fuel in some places

@DavidBCollum I have a sodium chloride extinguisher on my kitchen table.

They are using the wrong extinguishers. What they need are what's called "sodium chloride extinguishers"... x.com/TheFigen_/stat…

@MyLordBebo She looks like a cockroach

19-year-old Valentina Alekseeva won the miss BRICS beauty pageant

@LeadingOrderSol @Ole_S_Hansen I had to look it up. I didn’t realize the film I used in the 90s was mostly inferior.

@BrightFuts @Ole_S_Hansen 🤣🤣🤣 See camera film in the early 80s.

#Cocoa prices have collapsed, illustrating the adage that “the best cure for high prices is high prices.” Elevated prices curbed demand through shrinkflation and substitution, while higher farmgate payments incentivised increased supply. New York futures slumped to a fresh three-year low near USD 3,300 per ton on Wednesday, down more than 45% this year, as traders held back purchases in Ivory Coast and Ghana after international prices fell below the levels guaranteed to farmers. In response, Ghana cut its farmgate price by nearly 30% last week to around USD 2,700 per ton, with Ivory Coast also considering a similar reduction.

@Enezator Fuck everyone in this video and everyone who posted it.

Loool

@PostsOfCats He’s peeling a cucumber (which is weird). He’s not doing the dishes.

He's like what? I'm helping dad with the dishes!😂😂

@catwithaura A blessing.

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