Candy David

@ImSpeaking13 @donkoclock

@donkoclock You too!!

Melania Trump needs to sit her illiterate ass down. Jimmy Kimmel is a comedian. Her husband raped children. Shut the fuck up.

@JannaPart2 @ImSpeaking13 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ImSpeaking13 Dumb Cunt R U retard. Too embarrassed to show your skanky eyes or are you a dickless cuck hiding in a tampon factory. Shut your dick sucker and go make me a sammich crack ho 😠😠😠

Best Supporting Actor Award goes to....

@Notwokenow Nasty, stinkin' vulgar N pussys and ass! Gross!

This is sickening. If you wanna be a skank, fine. Whatever. But don’t raise your daughter to be one. Damn.

@ZannSuz @JesseKellyDC @WSMFP73 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ME TOO!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@JesseKellyDC @WSMFP73 I’ve got such a huge girl crush on Secretary Bessent. I don’t even care that I am wildly outside his target demographic.

I love that there are multiple reports of Scott Bessent getting in fistfights with various Trump cabinet people. We’ve got a gay finance genius in the White House just throwing hands with anyone who steps out of line. It kills me.

🚨#BREAKING: The actor who ended up playing Joe Biden's body double for nearly two years will turn state's evidence to avoid jail time, according to sources close to the FBI's investigation. "The suspect was hired to stand in one place for ten minutes," said a Special Agent. "That's how it began." Before he knew it, the subject was sitting behind the Resolute Desk and taking calls from foreign leaders. "A birthday party impressionist ended up the leader of the free world, if only for a few minutes here and there." Dozens of West Wing staffers were complicit in pulling off the ruse. "The whole building had to be in on it." FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.

While you’re at it...@TheJusticeDept and @DAGToddBlanche might want to take a look in Michigan. Indict Whitmer next?

Cue the screaming and gnashing of teeth by the libtards!

@RepShriThanedar shut up, you stupid fuck!

Remember folks, Republicans are NOT the party of creepy men trying to intrude their way into women's private business, they just want to interrogate you about your favorite abortion method at a national congressional hearing.

I’d love to hear how United Health Care plans to respond to the company’s social media manager mourning the fact that President Trump survived Saturday’s assassination attempt @UHC, whats your reaction?

IS EVERYONE IN MINNESOTA A NUT JOB?!? "Somalis built the economy, the soul of this state, and no human is illegal."

@RepJamesClyburn Lie much, Congressman?

Gas prices are heading back up, as expected, as Trump struggles to end the war with Iran that he started. Trump’s Secretary of Energy has said prices won’t go down to pre-war levels until 2027.

@catturd2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Gavin Newsom has a good morning message for everyone 😆 Have a great day ❤️

Imagine that.

@RepMGS @HouseGOP Seriously bitch? You're saying shit like this, NOW?!? Are you really that stupid?????

This week, @HouseGOP is trying to jam through 3 bills that do nothing to help the American people: - A Farm Bill that makes it harder for Americans to sue pesticide companies if their products cause cancer - and makes MORE cuts to SNAP food assistance - FISA (a Spy Powers Bill) reauthorization that has no protections preventing the government from spying on Americans - A Reconciliation bill to fund DHS without any guidelines to end ICE and CBP's lawlessness