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Dr. CatJesus🍀
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Dr. CatJesus🍀
@Cat___Jesus
The ceiling fan stays on
United States เข้าร่วม Aralık 2024
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@buckadeath UNINTENTIONALLY (the conspiracy theorists have been saying this for 2 decades)
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In one month, Trump and Bibi have unintentionally turned Iran into the fourth center of world power, alongside the US, China, and Russia. We’ve never seen geopolitical power consolidate this quickly in modern history.
Israel will be dwarfed by Persia.
Eurasia is rising.
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@AutismCapital It told me this before. But that was also like a year ago when I tried to get it to draw Andrew Tate
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Babe wake up new gaslighting term just dropped: “I hear you but you know I can’t process that kind of thing.”
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@MGTOW_Mot Would you believe I wrote an entire essay about this?
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Long BTC. Low lev. lower your liquidation if/when needed. Keep it open forever and ever and ever.
Early is fine. I'd rather be early than wrong.
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Why can’t we just kiss without men assuming we wanna fuck
22gunner@Gnar1104
A bitch will kiss you like this knowing fully well she got a pad on🤣
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@k_on_warlord if my wife raped me and drained me so badly to the point i was shooting blood i would still call it love and never rape.
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I WONDER HOW MANY GUYS SILENTLY SUFFER WITH A PARTIALLY BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION
Fiscal Philosophy@MrMachoMog
@KILLTOPARTY I wonder how many guys silently suffer with a partially botched circumcision
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I plan to mass produce 1488 units of Hitlers personal watch that sold for $1.1m at auction, nobody has ever made an exact copy.
I want to crowdfund it, but I don’t believe indiegogo would allow such an item.
Are there any crowdfunding platforms for stuff like this? Revenue would be at least $400k alone
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These pigs said the reason for the stop was that the driver rolled through a neighborhood stop sign.
Neighborhood stop signs are not legally enforceable. They're not DOT approved.
A Man Of Memes@RickyDoggin
Ridin Dirty
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Ask a man how to fix the loser men?
"Take away women's rights! Give all their jobs to men! Don't teach girls how to read!"
This should embarrass you as a man. This grasping demand that someone else fix your problem. This desire to take from others so you have more gibs.
Ketter@KetterStone
@RealDianeYap We can easily fix this. Repeal the 19th Amendment and remove women from the workforce. After a little discomfort wages would rise for men. Or just stop teaching female students to read. This wouldn't help immediately either but it would benefit families in the future.
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If I was a girl I'd just double up on black cotton titey whiteys for a few days
jezz@ABmrJutt
Literally crying at self check out bc the pads I need are 21 dollars and like, i need them. It isnt fai
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i love Beyoncé so much
songs that changed history@iconiksongs
one of the most iconic debuts of all time
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Do they make psychotically ambitious men anymore. Is that just a myth? Every super person I've ever met is a woman?
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@imzadi_hkr @ApoStructura The child gets ubi. Boom. Money pays for room and board at a children's/foster home. Boom. Easy one.
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@ApoStructura Do you believe that we as a society are prepared to step over a child that is starving on the sidewalk because its mom spent her UBI on an iPhone?
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The U.S. could literally do $20,000/y UBI today without raising taxes if there were no other forms of welfare.
If you discarded every program except military/infrastructure/law enforcement/debt repayment, the U.S. federal government would have $20,000 left per adult to spend.
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