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Epicteethus

@EpicTeethus

I don't deserve The Nation's endorsement

⬆️ Heaven ⬇️ Santa Fe เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2023
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Epicteethus@EpicTeethus·
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Bethany S. Mandel@bethanyshondark·
Why is it that when my dog gets nervous his ass emits an odor that could kill a horse
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John Regan
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I still think Virginia Democrats’ best argument is this: our current congressional map took race into consideration. Under the recent SCOTUS ruling, that raises a federal constitutional problem. If so, the state constitutional objections become moot, and Virginia needs a new congressional map.
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Americans as soon as they arrive to a coffee shop in Europe
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unusual_whales
unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
Trump: I took three cognitive tests. They are hard. Many people in this room couldn’t ace them. The first question is you have a lion, a bear, an alligator.
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Jarvis@jarvis_best·
Impress your Hinge date by showing her the tattoo you got of her face
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NickFrank40
NickFrank40@NickyFrank30·
If a future Democratic trifecta (LOL) does decide to pack SCOTUS, I think they should couple it with a constitutional amendment for 18 year term limits and cap the number at 13 permanently to prevent Republican retaliation
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Ryan B@Network_Guy8·
Happy Mother’s Day from Marco Doubtfire
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Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥
"Recent spikes in anxiety, ADHD, and other diagnoses have more than a little to do with economic incentives." So excited to see @CatoInstitute's @AdamOmaryPhD in @WSJ!!! "Ideally, increased spending on mental-health care would yield better mental-health outcomes. Instead we have seen the opposite."
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Epicteethus@EpicTeethus·
@EsotericCD @rkylesmith She can afford better composers, then. She at least used to have some musicality and melody to go with the lyrics, it's just flat and unmemorable the last few albums.
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Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON*
@rkylesmith I will assume she write all her lyrics (absent "tweaks") but I am reliably assured than when a songwriter is co-credited on a Swift song, they are the musical composers. All those melodies you associate with "Taylor Swift" were written by anonymous pros.
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Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON*
This same - entirely valid - complaint applies in equal measure to Taylor Swift, and there's a conspiracy not to mention it. She is *half* a songwriter - the less impressive half, her utterly mundane lyrics - at best. I'm sorry, but if you need pros to write your hit MUSIC - the beats, the hooks, the things that *make* a hit - you're a pop idol, not a songwriter. Even if you're making hip-hop, the ethos is the same: You are not self-contained.
Megan Basham@megbasham

On the left is how many people Kendrick Lamar needs to write a song. On the right is how many people Billy Joel needs to write a song. Enough said.

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Unrig LA@UnrigLA·
The LA County Federation of Labor has a new committee lined up to go after Spencer Pratt, and they are dropping an initial $221k on this video & an additional digital ad.
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Megan | @megievalist
Megan | @megievalist@megievalist·
Happy Mother's Day! Here's a 13th c. image of the mother of our Lord clocking the devil 💕
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Epicteethus
Epicteethus@EpicTeethus·
Firefighters can start collecting pensions at 50, white color JDs have a few decades left in them. If they'll do this to try to control a 52-48 state that isn't vital to the national conversation, do you think they'll hesitate to do anything less at the national level?
Enguerrand VII de Coucy@ingelramdecoucy

To ensure that rules and norms are restored the Democrats are kicking around the idea of forcing Supreme Court Justices in Virginia to retire at 54 years old so they can appoint an entirely new slate of Justices who will rule the way they want Much procedure, much Democracy

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NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext·
Passenger train lines in the USA vs Europe
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Epicteethus
Epicteethus@EpicTeethus·
@neontaster Until governments can extract the price they're looking for for investment and benefits for their partners. Then we will hear very little, but when we do AI companies will be the future and these companies will be community-minded innovators. As long as they stay in line.
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