Funnier Than Famous

Not enough people are talking about this. Trump is trying to escape a $100 million dollar tax penalty, and Senate Republicans are helping him do it. You know about the $1.8 billion slush fund he tried to create to reward his political allies. They got so much pushback that they’ve halted that, at least for now. But what you probably don’t know is that Trump gave himself, his family, and his businesses complete immunity from IRS audits, past and future. Everyone focused on the slush fund, and almost nobody noticed the audit immunity. It’s still in place, and it cannot be allowed to stand.

The Eric Trump allegations are no joke youtu.be/N_EkrQpjHvM

@ProjectLincoln @antypynky55 They aren't on Trump's list.

No one from the Epstein Files has been arrested yet, by the way.

@Bubba2195121951 @MacFarlaneNews @RepMikeLevin Thank you Bubba from the Kremlin. It's about getting off time for the 2nd shift there in Moscow, isn't it?

@MacFarlaneNews @RepMikeLevin It's clear that Dictator Newsom is just trying to cover his ass. Dictator Newsom & his wife have a lot of explaining to do. *Newsom's no bid contracts *His wife's charity connections to donors *His wife's paying herself millions of dollars *Fire Aid money missed used

"I think the whole thing is an entire disgrace" Unequivocal early reaction to the Trump Administration's reported probe in Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-CA) Here's part of my interview with Rep. Mike Levin (D-CA) @RepMikeLevin ======>

@unusual_whales Thats ok, those Epstein files aren't going away. 🇺🇲⚖️🤙

BREAKING: The California governor, Newsom, has claimed that Donald Trump had directed the US Department of Justice to investigate him, per FT

We don't have a functioning DOJ. Thanks @SenateGOP @HouseGOP

BREAKING: Trump's latest stock trading spree — 3,642 stock trades in just 3 months — has ethics experts SOUNDING THE ALARM. At this point, it’s pretty undeniable that Donald Trump is more interested in enriching himself than doing his job as president. The numbers just dropped, and they are STAGGERING. Donald Trump's investment accounts made 3,642 stock trades — worth between $212 million and $695 MILLION — in just the first three months of 2026. That is an UNPRECEDENTED volume of trading for a sitting president, and ethics experts are sounding alarms. Let's put that in perspective. Trump's previous disclosures showed him slowly trading bonds — just 191 transactions over two entire months. Then suddenly, in early 2026, his accounts EXPLODED into 3,642 trades across more than 1,000 companies. On March 23 ALONE, his accounts made 283 purchases. And the timing of certain trades is INFURIATING. His accounts bought Nvidia stock on January 6th. The next week, his administration relaxed export controls, letting Nvidia sell AI chips to China. His accounts bought Palantir stock throughout March. On April 7th, Trump personally PUMPED the stock on Truth Social, including its ticker symbol: "Palantir Technologies (PLTR) has proven to have great war fighting capabilities... Just ask our enemies!!!" His accounts bought Eli Lilly stock right as his administration made "several favorable government decisions" benefiting the drugmaker. Veteran financial adviser Eric Diton — 40 years in the business — couldn't make sense of it. "I can't come up with a rationale for that amount of trading for ANYONE," he said. "It makes no sense to me. I've never seen a strategy out there that would warrant that amount of trading. Thousands of trades in a quarter." Then he delivered the kicker: "I don't think the president can sit there and day trade. To do thousands of trades in a quarter, that's a FULL-TIME JOB and then some." So, either Trump is somehow personally day-trading while running the country, or — as Senator Elizabeth Warren argues — he has visibility into accounts trading in companies that his every decision and TWEET can move. "The investments that President Trump has made are not blind," Warren said. "President Trump literally signed the 113-page document publicly listing all of his individual stock trades at the same time that he is making decisions affecting those stocks." Columbia ethics professor Richard Briffault nailed the danger: "He gets on Truth Social and says a deal with Iran is near. That's going to affect prices. The next day he says they're being difficult, we have to bomb again. In the meantime, he could have bought or sold stocks affected by these decisions." Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent's defense? Trump isn't "sitting in the Oval Office engaging in a high-frequency trading strategy." Sure. He just signs off on every trade and controls the policies that move them. Even Republican Josh Hawley wants to ban it. Trump then called him a "second-tier Senator." This isn't a blind trust. It's a blank check. Please like and share if you think Trump is trying to personally profit from his presidency!

@daltonwelbern How to say your racist, without coming out and saying you're racist? 🤔🥱🤭

If you’re outraged that Josh Hokit said Michelle Obama is a man… But completely unbothered by the months of harassment directed at Erika Kirk— Then spare me the lectures about decency, bullying, or respect. You don’t care about those things. You care about who the target is.

BREAKING: BRILLIANT! Rep. Becca Balint uses the disgusting UFC attack on Michelle Obama to remind the world that Melania Trump is in the Epstein files! When they go low, we go for the knockout punch... "The comment was disgusting, racist, and obviously not true, but this is a great opportunity to remind folks that First Lady Melania Trump was in the Epstein files, which is disgusting and unfortunately very true," Balint wrote on X. Last night during the tawdry UFC event on the White House lawn, racist fighter Josh Hokit yelled out "Michelle Obama is a man!" It was a familiar white supremacist trope which asserts that Black women are inherently less feminine than white women. In her tweet about the incident, Balint included screenshots of files in the Epstein trove that implicate our current First Lady. "Dear G! How are you?" Melania wrote to Epstein's right-hand woman, sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell. "Nice story about JE in NY mag. You look great on the picture. I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY. Have a great time! Love, Melania." Maxwell responded by calling Melania "sweetpea" and filling her in on her New York plans. The warm, familiar tone of the exchange makes it clear that the two were close friends, which adds fuel to the speculation that Melania was trafficked to Trump by the Epstein organization. She must be forced to testify the moment that Democrats retake control of Congress. The contrast between Michelle and Melania could not be starker. The former is compassionate, brilliant, and deeply empathetic. The latter is cold, incompetent, and shockingly comfortable hanging out with pedophiles. So comfortable in fact, she married one. Please ❤️ and share if you love Michelle Obama!

BREAKING: THANK YOU! Music legend Sheryl Crow shreds Trump's UFC fight on the White House lawn and the smear of Michelle Obama as "disgraceful" in a scathing takedown. She put into words EXACTLY what we're all feeling... "To stay quiet means to turn a blind eye. And so I am saying this. What happened last night on the lawn of the White House was disgraceful and void of decency," the singer wrote on her Instagram story. "Powerful, rich people filled the lawn to watch a violent sport that ended with a vile and racist comment. All while the average American cannot afford healthcare, gas, and cost of living," she continued. "Do not be fooled. This administration is corrupt and does not give a damn about the American people," she went on. "It only cares about making money hand over fist at the expense and in spite of our democracy. If we continue to support this kind of distraction from reality, we are no better than them." "Let's be better, America.” The "vile and racist comment" in question came from fighter Josh Hokit who yelled out "Michelle Obama is a man!" It was a racist trope, with a long history in America, which asserts that Black women are inherently less feminine than white women. It's designed to dehumanize and humiliate people of color. Hokit has a history of bigotry. At a previous UFC event, he called WNBA All-Star Brittney Griner, a Black woman, a "man." Clearly, this man feels at home in the MAGA movement because he's surrounded by other white racists. Trump, predictably, didn't condemn Hokit's remarks. In fact, CNN reported that the President was seen showing a "half-smile” in response to the insult. The American presidency has hit rock bottom. Please ❤️ and share to thank Sheryl Crow for speaking out!

A tiny bee just did what chemotherapy couldn't. Scientists in Australia discovered that honeybee venom can wipe out 100% of aggressive breast cancer cells in under 60 minutes. And the healthy cells around them? Barely touched. The breakthrough came from Dr. Ciara Duffy and her team at the Harry Perkins Institute of Medical Research, working alongside the University of Western Australia. They tested venom drawn from 312 honeybees and bumblebees across Australia, Ireland, and England. The target: triple-negative breast cancer and HER2-enriched breast cancer. Two of the deadliest, most stubborn forms of the disease. The weapon: melittin. The same tiny peptide that makes a bee sting burn. At one specific dose, melittin tore through cancer cell membranes completely within an hour. Within just 20 minutes, it shut down the chemical signals cancer cells need to grow and multiply. Bumblebee venom, which lacks melittin, did nothing. Zero effect, even at high concentrations. Scientists then recreated melittin synthetically in the lab and got almost identical results, meaning no bees need to be harmed to develop the therapy. Published in the peer-reviewed journal npj Precision Oncology, the findings are still early-stage. Human trials haven't happened yet. But one thing is clear. Nature has been hiding answers in plain sight all along, sometimes inside the smallest creatures on Earth. Source: Harry Perkins Institute of Medical Research / npj Precision Oncology (Dr. Ciara Duffy et al.)

@CRJRanch @Wade00612217998 @Rainmaker1973 Nor one for kissing his ass. 🤭

@Wade00612217998 @Rainmaker1973 Sadly they have found no cure for TDS ..

In 1960, David Latimer planted a spiderwort sprout inside of a large glass jar, added a quarter pint of water, and then sealed it shut. He opened the bottle for the first time only 12 years later, in 1972, to add some water and then sealed it for good. The self-contained ecosystem flourished for more than 60 years as a perfectly balanced garden and self-sufficient ecosystem. The bacteria in the compost ate the dead plants and broke down the oxygen released, turning it into carbon dioxide, essentially forming a microcosm of Earth.

@TimInHonolulu @HouseGOP and @SenateGOP have failed this country beyond repair. And for some reason they still think it's going to work out for them. Trump is the RINO, and the @gop Congress are candyasses.

Dems have to stop putting all the blame for our surrender to Iran on Trump. Put it on blast for every GOP House member and the twenty or so GOP Senators running in November.

@InUKRofficial @MariaMaron60374 Thanks MIB 😎, now I don't remember what I was about to do.

Wow!

Release the #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUpFiles , NoW!

Unfathomable levels of open corruption. Mortifying lack of dignity & respect for the office & the people it serves. Nauseating display of absolute bottom-feeding trash behavior. I wish you could see what the world sees. The damage he is doing to the U.S. is multi-generational.

@thedailybeast Will the rally be all about him? Since his musicians have pulled out, maybe he will just speak for 3 hours on how the elections are rigged and how he has been treated unjustly. I hope JD Vance and Speaker Johnson are required to sit behind him and listen. Can't wait! 🇺🇲 #250

The president officially announced that he’s turning the celebration of America’s 250th birthday into a full-scale Trump rally on the National Mall. thedailybeast.com/trump-turns-ju…

Seems to be a good agreement.

Obscene. The People’s House has become a clown show.

@MSN @CNN @FoxNews @BBC every news station reporting on last night UFC fight should be asking the question is Donald Trump actively making America more racist? because what Josh said was racist! There is nothing else to talk about regarding that fight. Other than that moment. the UFC is not an American brand. There’s no need to talk about the UFC specifically.. MMA is an unbecoming sport for the majority of American households. We’re not teaching our kids to go out and bloody another person to death. We may enroll them in Brazilian jiu-jitsu or karate or kickboxing, but this isn’t something we can talk about in the house, it’s an unbecoming sport. It’s an unbecoming sport for my household. It’s an unbecoming sport for the White House. I mean, I guess we could talk about how the people’s champ Strickland got arrested for doing nothing (other than forgetting to walk in surrounded by a bunch of baddies 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️ peace be with you my brothers stare at their ass and titties while I stand here quietly, causing no ruckus… be cool everyone be cool 😎 think about it if you disobey a UFC fighters’ gaggle of girls; that’s on you bro that’s on you. Those are your consequences. I am so done with the patriarchy. This is my matriarchy. It’s a symbiotic relationship between men and women and it’s far from racist because I like all the flavors)! Alright now that’s your new story, get to it!