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@oelma__ Some try but struggle for good reason @3YearLetterman

Do men still open doors?

@ChefReactions Damn for a second I thought I had made it with my name in Chefs mouth.

@exQUIZitely QEdit

Let’s settle this once and for all. Your trusted utility tool in the 80s and 90s was…

@3YearLetterman @BurtMacklin_FBI @BarneyFrank @NYRangerFanclub @DrDisrespect @EllisIslandNPS @PaulyShore @joekent16jan19 @TulsiPress @LindseyGrahamSC @lgbtqnation @Whitesnake Incredible root vegetable advocate as well

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 This one is tough to even type out. Oscar-winning actor Chuck Norris has past away. The most important and talented actor in world history, Chuck’s movies grossed more than those starring non-American actors combined He is an American icon, and his record for Oscars will likely never be broken We miss you, sir

@pfinanceblogs @theficouple What? lol

@theficouple The battery replacement is a killer. That has kept us out of the EV game so far.

When you bought the $50,000 Tesla Model Y to save on gas & maintenance. Then you learned: - It loses 20-35% of its value by year 3 - It loses 55-58% of its value by year 5 So by year 5 you lost $35,000+ of value? ....Congrats on saving ~$1,000/yr on gas.

@Maliykus I feel bad for the horse 😅

Someone needs to fill me in on this. Why are elements from totally different time periods just randomly mixed together in this game? Is there a convincing in-universe explanation for this or is it just some bullshit?

@jarvis_best @CathyYoung63 Did you tell him, Jarvis?

I’ve only ever known one poly couple ever in real life. Here’s what happened. I’m not making this up. 1. Guy goes to his much hotter wife and says he wants an open marriage. She reluctantly agrees. 2. She immediately goes out and bangs some guy. 3. He gets all pissed off. 4. He invites me out for coffee and wants me to commiserate with him. Like he’s OUTRAGED. He wants me to agree with him that she was way out of line for … something, I dunno what. I’m like man i feel for you but … to be fair … 5. He divorces her.

@schadjoe Especially the Browns 😅

This rule must be stopped NFL GMs CANNOT be permitted to trade draft picks five years into the future It’s irresponsible

@zerohedge Not good, but this is old data with massive error margins in a low-volume housing month.

US New Home Sales Collapse By Most In 13 Years In January zerohedge.com/personal-finan…

@stephenRB4 Very tasty. Even better at the factory in Dublin!

Do you like the taste of Guinness?

@Tekeee Falling knives

Gold is crashing. Silver is crashing. Crypto is crashing. Stocks are crashing. The dollar is crashing. Real talk what should we buy now?

@SharpFootball Get 8 friends, share it, and buy one per inning 👍

those last few beers will be 90 degrees & full of bugs by the end of games this summer and who wants to sit with this massive contraption on their lap for 3 hours this is terrible

@MissJilianne Without full understanding of what happened it's tough to say. Driver could have accelerated for all we know. Others let FSD navigate that same turn without issue so I'm just assuming there is more going on 🤷

If Autopilot and Full Self-Driving were truly flawless, there wouldn’t be Cybertrucks crashing because a driver failed to intervene, there wouldn’t be a critical error to begin with. Seems pretty clear to me.

@SamaHoole A lot of conditions that benefit from early detection don't have symptoms. Doesn't hurt to have it checked once a year!

@JonathanOC Haven't done blood work. Don't see the point in doing so, unless I feel like something is wrong with me.

The RDAs don't apply on carnivore. Because it's a different fuel state with different needs. The fewer carbs you eat, the less Vitamin C you need. The less seed oil you eat, the less Vitamin E you need. The less Omega 6 you eat, the less Omega 3 you need. The less sugar you eat, the less magnesium you need. The fewer vegetables you eat, the less sodium you need. The fewer phytates and oxalates you eat, the less calcium you need. The RDAs are written for the person following a high-carb inflammatory diet. Those rules don't apply to carnivore. So don't fret if you're not maxxing Cronometer.

@mrtyler_7 @AngelsFaithful It's Thursday

@AngelsFaithful What happened

Everything bad happens to Anaheim

@ChefReactions Where and how does one eat this at a baseball game? Do they at least cut it up for you? 😅

@ja3k_ I wonder if it will drive EV adoption. Sure we have electrical grid issues too but at least we're not at the mercy of rando mullahs deciding to upend the market at any moment.

Idk why gas prices are so culturally salient in america. You could drive an hour a day and it probably comes to less than $3k/year. Is it because they put the price on billboards along the road?

@mpopv @ja3k_ They should make Starbucks post the price per gallon 😅

@ja3k_ Americans despise paying for stuff. Absolutely can’t stand it. Along that single dimension we might actually be the most anti capitalist country on earth

@RestrictedDaily The 24/7 cable shows killed the News. Sucks.

Huey Lewis & the News were everywhere… hit after hit, sound of the 80s… then one day it just kinda went quiet. Ever catch yourself wondering whatever happened to Huey Lewis?