Kip Colvin

@BracketNky Agree 1000%

Unpopular opinion: The Kentucky Derby isn't worth going to. I went 2 years ago and I was lucky enough to be in a box. I'll never go back. The Derby is 100X better on TV than in person. Here's why 🧵

@danielwoerner I was hoping further ado would scratch so we could say "without further ado".

@TheBigAStabile @NicoleScherzy She kind of went a little crazy at the end. Best ever??? Whitney would like a word.

Best rendition of the National Anthem I have ever heard. Bravo @NicoleScherzy!!! #KentuckyOaks

@racing_dudes Couldn't happen to sleazier guy

If Chad Brown pulls off an Oaks-Derby Double with two horses with a combined 4 starts it might very well be the greatest training job we’ve ever seen.

@BasedMikeLee @UHC Why is she so itchy???? Scratching like she has lice

I’d love to hear how United Health Care plans to respond to the company’s social media manager mourning the fact that President Trump survived Saturday’s assassination attempt @UHC, whats your reaction?

@olliechuca @JenLawrence21 @ellad3vi She's not smart enough to think on that level

@JenLawrence21 @ellad3vi Her issue is not that she wore a cheap dress. Her issue is that, as the wife of the U.S. Secretary of Defense, she was shopping on Temu, which is a tool used by the CCP to flood global markets with cheap goods and collect personal data from users worldwide.

Real class, my dear Temu socialite @ellad3vi, can’t be bought in a vintage designer shop, found in a thrifted Chanel bag, or ordered at a bougie restaurant. It’s something money can’t buy and something you very much lack. True elegance and class elevates a Temu dress to high end couture. Your version of “class” is just expensive labels desperately wearing you and still looking like you walked off the Temu website.

@sully7777 Gymnastics is so rigged, you cant get top scores unless you are at certain programs. Annoying.

Big loss

@BookFrom3 @LeagueRDY Where is Kentucky ranked in this class?

@LeagueRDY You could give him Luka Doncic and he’d still find a way to urinate down his leg in the elite 8

Best freshman class in the country?? 👀 Is this the group that gets Calipari back to the Final Four?

I'll probably get clobbered for this, but here goes: Please, can everyone, right or left, MAGA or anti-MAGA, Republican or Democrat, stop catastrophizing and trying to get everyone on your side worked up into a rage? It's not Flight 93. We're not on the verge of fascism. We do not need to take desperate measures. Our fellow citizens with whom we disagree are not devils incarnate or personifications of evil. We need to argue with our political adversaries--passionately perhaps--but with respect for their humanity and dignity. We don't need to destroy them. That mustn't be our aim. We all say we believe in democracy. Good! But democracy is all about persuading, giving reasons, engaging one another as fellow citizens, despite our disagreements. Let's rebuild civic friendship. We can do this. (Thank you for your attention to this matter.)

I wasn’t happy when Clinton, Obama or Biden won, but I didn’t call them fascist/dangerous/threat to democracy. I didn’t hope someone would assassinate them. I went on with my life with gratitude. Friends on the left, please try this. Your life and our country will be better.

@KesendraB @MeghanMcCain Love is love. What an odd interpretation of this you have.

@MeghanMcCain I must have completely skipped over reading that provision in the Constitution that every time Trump fakes an assassination attempt the Bill of Rights is suspended and we can't criticize the President.

I don’t want to hear one more fucking criticism of Trump’s new ballroom at the White House.

@ToddyLong @Capper_RMac If he's over rated why would it matter? Lol

@Capper_RMac I hope he gets boxed in too overrated

I wonder if Renegade will even be the post time favorite from the rail in the Kentucky Derby. I'd guess his post will turn off a good number of bettors who would otherwise support him.

@eurofounder Cant breathe. Classic symptom of appendicitis. NOT.

My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

@PeanutAvenger @DorLinder I know!!!!! Like fingernails on a chalkboard and she's supposedly the valedictorian.

@DorLinder "... to my parents and I"

Natalie, the Valedictorian of a high school in San Diego, talks about how her guidance counselors taught her to fend for herself. She says very time she tried to see them, they canceled on her. Although they were happy for her, they had no part in her becoming top student. Next, Natalie talks about the school office only telling her about scholarships the day before they were due, possibly costing thousands of dollars. Also, her application for work study did not go through even though everything was as filled out perfectly. Last, the drunk teacher escorted out of school by the police taught her the dangers of alcoholism. This is me in the video. Trying to make X happy by doing more original content. Please, let me know what you think.

In all of my years at @OaklawnRacing this is the loudest I have ever heard a crowd! This race did not disappoint! So happy to have witnessed it in person! #WhiteAbarrio #Sovereignty #Journalism @SaffieJosephJr @FanDuel_Racing

The crowd in the @OaklawnRacing paddock for the Oaklawn Handicap

@NikeUnlimited @3coltshandicap I was about to say I've seen nothing but closers

@3coltshandicap Did they do something to the track? All closers since this post 🤣

The fact that there is a lack of pace in the Oaklawn Handicap feels even more interesting now that we’ve gone through about half our race card because speed is doing very, very well today.

@TreborJoss @libsoftiktok Wrong it kills the bacteria that can make people sick or kill them

@libsoftiktok "Don't take raw milk" Fresh milk is tasty, pasteurization only prevents it from spoiling. The process does not make it healthier.

Purple-haired Rep Rosa DeLauro is having a meltdown over milk

@F1966Neil @libsoftiktok But the rest of us have to pay for their hospital stay when they get sick

The debate over raw milk is..... debatable! I say that flippantly but I mean that it's an opinion. Some think it's harmless, some think it's not, but I think in a free society if you want to drink raw milk, drink it! If you don't, then don't. If it causes harm publicize it, if it doesn't STFU.

@marcodotio @libsoftiktok You are 100% correct. But the MAHA freaks think heating milk to kill bacteria is somehow bad.