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@FocusImages2024 @TheWuhanClan @Faytuks That's kind of funny actually. I bet Trump has a printed out version with everything but #6 crossed out with a black sharpie.

@TheWuhanClan @Faytuks Only #6 will happen

The talks that are set to commence on Friday will be based on Iran's 10-point plan and not Trump's 15-point plan. That, in and of itself, is a significant achievement for Iran.

@EricLDaugh This is bullshit Eric. I don't know what the fuck trump is doing accepting this, even for two weeks

🚨 BREAKING: Iran just CONFIRMED it will OPEN the Strait of Hormuz for safe passage following a deal with President Trump The foreign minister says for 2 weeks, safe passage will be "possible" with coordination with Iran's Armed Forces Iran is also agreeing to a ceasefire, they say, if "attacks against Iran are halted" IRAN CAVED, BIG TIME!!

@awood310 @sethjlevy Lol, we aren't paying Iran compensation. This is a joke.

@sethjlevy This is what Iran is saying the USA agreed to.

A week ago the experts said Trump was trapped. That Iran would never reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Experts wrong again.

@AlexBerenson Have another box of wine Alex.

Whew

@Co26S79222 @jeremyscahill Iran really is the black knight in Monty python

@jeremyscahill Well that is a no deal then if it is the same offer from Pakistan, then they are as dumb as Trump - Iran is not going to give up its main cards and just hand them over .

🚨A senior Iranian official told me that this proposal floated by the Pakistani PM for a temporary ceasefire is essentially the same as previous Trump attempts, which Iran has rejected. Iran has already delivered its terms for negotiating an end to the war. “A balanced proposal, endorsed by all mediators, has already been conveyed to the American side,” the official said. “Washington now has at its disposal all the elements required to reach a decision that will bring an end to the war.”

@mazemoore Probably an accident? What?!?

Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart. She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."

@anonbrunettex @PrivateCoSaylor @LeadingReport @BTCYN Power plants go boom tonight!

@MarsCanals @PrivateCoSaylor @LeadingReport @BTCYN “a boat got shot but people managed to escape on life vessels, better make sure that whole country dies” fkn spastic. blowing up a boat isn’t a war crime you clown. making sure all non military civilians die is the most obvious war crime ever. even wars have rules idiot.

BREAKING: Every bridge and every power plant in Iran will be decimated by 12AM tomorrow if they do not cave, per POTUS.

@TuttaPajja @Dcplay12C @pati_marins64 Good, then you guys can really "win" when Trump blows the power plants. No one on earth dumber than Persians lol

@MarsCanals @Dcplay12C @pati_marins64 So what? We are born to die. Iran has already won (and long ago, and by some stretch). You can 'celebrate' as much as you want over cheap alcohol.

Regarding the promise to destroy Iran, the US spent four days gathering what remained of precision-guided weapons from around the world for the attack on Iran that began yesterday. The problem with this threat from Trump and Netanyahu is that even after collecting all those bombs, their firepower is now much smaller than it was weeks ago. They may be able to strike Iranian civilian infrastructure, but they are still very far from achieving any massive destruction of the country. This war has already reached a stage where it no longer distinguishes between military and civilian targets, and this is clearly evidenced by the attacks from both sides.

@BlessedLegend2 @TuttaPajja @Dcplay12C @pati_marins64 Dead Persians. That's a win for everyone.

@MarsCanals @TuttaPajja @Dcplay12C @pati_marins64 And what does the US gain from the body bags strategically and tactically?

@ces921 @AntilesSeth Craig, you ignorant slut. What does the "A" in TACO stand for? It stands for "Always". We are 5+ weeks into bombing the living shit out of Iran. So I guess Trump doesnt "Always" chicken out, now does he? Also, want to ask Maduro about TACO?

@AntilesSeth The market is anticipating a TACO. this has nothing to do with me.

This feels like the setup in Liberation Day last year. Fairly binary outcome here this evening, most people believe that he will TACO and given how markets reacted to him not TACO-ing last April 2nd, the odds of him TACO-ing now are likely even greater in the eyes of the market. And given where his polling data is, the odds of trying to create a TACO off-ramp are higher here as well. But Iran knows this as well, pushing Trump to decision time.

@TRHLofficial The Persian language should be spoken only in hell

“Civilization” includes, its people, art, history, culture, the society as a whole. If Iran announced “a whole civilization dies tonight, God bless the American people”, we’d glass them.

Can we all at least agree that “a whole civilization will die tonight” was far too broad a choice in words, and maybe “a whole regime” would have fit his intention better, or are we too deep into doublethink.

@TuttaPajja @Dcplay12C @pati_marins64 150 of the regime are rotting in body bags. Truly embarrassing for Iran.

@MarsCanals @Dcplay12C @pati_marins64 Calm your tits pig. Regime is still there. Strait is still closed. US bases from the region evaporated.

@Urdurapgeist @pati_marins64 Trump will be deleting your entire country tonight lol. Enjoy!

@MarsCanals @pati_marins64 How about deleting your account now

@AlexBerenson How many boots on the ground did we have in Japan, dipshit.

haha 6.5MM Soviet and 2MM American soldiers on the ground is what won World War 2 (Germany is smaller than Iran). Airpower alone cannot produce regime change and the current Iranian gov't has every reason to hold the line. A suffering population works to its advantage, not ours.

@Dcplay12C @pati_marins64 Lol, that's more than Iran can do against the United states.

@MarsCanals @pati_marins64 I've reported Mars Canal for profanity

@peteREpete72 @AidenReports @mb_ghalibaf You guys have a few shitty speed boats, some drones from best buy, and some cold war surplus small arms. You'll bend over and get fucked in the ass like you're told. Iran is the United States bitch.

@MarsCanals @AidenReports @mb_ghalibaf You have no clue what the retaliation will be. Iran is a civilization thousands years old. 🇺🇸 is just a speck of time and has NEVER fought a war for its existence. That’s why 🇺🇸 loses wars.

1/ Your reckless moves are dragging the United States into a living HELL for every single family, and our whole region is going to burn because you insist on following Netanyahu’s commands. Make no mistake: You won’t gain anything through war crimes.

@RBPundit Gee, I guess the rest of the middle east should attack Iran then lol

How?

@sethjlevy There was a reason he said 8PM Tuesday. He knew this would happen. The plot thicknes!

High likelihood this is a misdirection play of some kind. This human shield response from the regime was entirely predictable. If there are attacks, they will likely be in a form that no one expects.

@peteREpete72 @AidenReports @mb_ghalibaf Bro. Bend over and lube up. Iran is getting their shit pushed in tonight!

@MarsCanals @AidenReports @mb_ghalibaf GOODBYE Israel & all Gulf states hosting US military bases. Enjoy!

@pati_marins64 Turn your TV on at 8 ya dumb fuck

@MarsCanals They don’t