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@The_Wisco_Hawk @AyoCaesar The original version of Miracle on 34th Street was released in June...

@AyoCaesar Released in July.

Any film which features a Christmas party as a significant plot point is a Christmas film. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy? Christmas film. Goodfellas? Christmas film. LA Confidential? CHRISTMAS FILM.

@clairoprop Is Nigella Lawson trans then?

@nikolbethchlo @itssamanthaaaa_ Do you get this cross about Nigella Lawson too?

@itssamanthaaaa_ 'Womaning is making bread'. Ridiculous

@andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani I hate to break it to you, Andy, but I'm fairly sure Mamdani has parents too. So do I for that matter.

In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.

@DHSgov Aww poor babies. There there.

It is absolutely sickening to compare ICE law enforcement agents to the Gestapo. Attacks and demonization of ICE and our partners is wrong. ICE officers are now facing a 413% increase in assaults. Our message is clear: DO NOT come to this country illegally. If you do, we will arrest you, deport you and you will never return.

@GriftGod_ @Kabo_Zobo Wait, how is it bankrupting you? How much does a YouTube channel cost?

@Kabo_Zobo My channel is literally dead. And is probably gonna bankrupt me

Yea I think I’m taking a YouTube hiatus

@PatriotChris__ @USA_Polling Yes, the billionaire with a golden toilet is clearly the voice of the working man.

@USA_Polling This is why Dems lost the blue collar votes.

She serves Cunt ✅ As President ✖️

@Maeve0330 @jk_rowling It's a good question, but I don't think Rowling's going to stop telling everyone her deepest feelings about sex any time soon.

@jk_rowling Why does one need to know anything about another’s deepest feelings about sex?

All these years, and I had no idea I was the cure 🙏

@Ltl1stimecaller @Humanityclouded @BriannaWu More than one thing can be bad at the same time, you do realise that?

@Humanityclouded @BriannaWu If you think the IDF is bad, wait until you see what these Islamo fascists have been doing to their own people for decades. Shit, centuries!

The Gal Gadot controversy of **checks notes** being a Jew

@leeo24cinema @CoreyAtad No, most people here in the UK really do have no idea.

@CoreyAtad I think if you live in the UK, there has to be some awareness. She’s so active there and I’d imagine the media coverage (even if the media presents her opinions neutrally or affirmatively) must be more prominent. Outside of the UK? I can see people being unaware.

i don’t think most people are aware of just how insane JK Rowling has become, really as simple as that

@vividvoid @sailaunderscore @emilyinvc I'm Emily and so is my wife.

@sailaunderscore @emilyinvc Who is Emily

to me, the greatest sadness of all is the banality of most people's lives i'll spend time with my non-elite friends, and it's clear that their lives are devoid of heroism and lore they lock in/clock in, but they fight no great battles, they dash no great foes they drop by a club or bar, but find no great loves there they travel the world, but it is by no means an adventure they return home, but they are not welcomed by a triumph – no, all they have are their succulents and the pile of dirty laundry they failed to do before they left

@emilyinvc An interesting self own here

people are very, very strange they are constantly angered by trivial things but on a major matter like totally wasting their lives, they hardly seem to notice

@bleiu55 @realpopchrissy @SCWKorsgaard Thanks. I'm not trying to catch you out or anything, it's just been a long time since I read the book and don't remember a lot of details outside of the main murder plot itself.

@MockWooloo @realpopchrissy @SCWKorsgaard The guy who was in a robe at the top of the stairs. Hopefully I'm not thinking of another Strike book, I'll look for a passage this eve.

I have a sinking feeling Neil Gaiman is going to be like Marrion Zimmer Bradley within the scifi/fantasy community. IE, tons of people knew about his behavior for years, but ignored it/covered for them, because they were "too important" to the community. Nobody is that important.

@bleiu55 @realpopchrissy @SCWKorsgaard I've read it, but I don't remember any of the characters seeming like Gaiman - which one was it?

@MockWooloo @realpopchrissy @SCWKorsgaard The book is about the book publishing industry and one of the characters is very Gaimany. There are many indications in the book it's about real people, Gaiman is the only I would recognize.

@bleiu55 @realpopchrissy @SCWKorsgaard What did Rowling say in The Silkworm to implicate Gaiman?

@realpopchrissy @SCWKorsgaard Galbraith's The Silkworm came out 2014. Pavlovic made her report to the police about 2022 events January 2023, Stout made her report to the police about the 2007 events October 2024.

@Plumbcat183623 @naomirwolf what, like when she thought Canada was invading the US yesterday?

@naomirwolf You must have struck a nerve with some truthful observation

Ok! So there’s a story here.

Robert Eggers' Nosferatu is definitely the third best Nosferatu film I've ever seen, so there's that. No wait, fourth. I forgot Shadow of the Vampire. It's still the second best Nosferatu film to have Willem Dafoe in it.

@OyvayM @MhairiBlack Just that you seem quite keen of getting Mhairi to wheesht.

@MockWooloo @MhairiBlack Your point being?

I hear journalists are wondering if I’ve put my name in for the Scottish Parliament. Big news re 2026 coming in the next hour…watch this space 🗳️

@OyvayM @MhairiBlack Let women speak, Maria.

@MhairiBlack Excellent. A wee bit of insight and self reflection can go a long way in helping you recognise and come to terms with your own limitations

@darrenmengella @fesshole No, some of us actually like and trust our partners.

@fesshole Don’t we all do this? Standard

Won around £24,800 on a footy bet a few months back, told my wife it was actually a half share of just over £12k with a pal - my share amounting to £6200. OK she said, you can have the £3200 and I'll have the £3k to go shopping with. Result.