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@hugeplatepizza @GiveUsAQuid The same historians would probably say you're not a waste of oxygen

@GiveUsAQuid Historians say : The nazi party was far-right. The socialist term in the NSDAP name holds as much value as the word "democratic" in "Democratic People's Republic of Korea" (North Korea, btw) Seeing your level of retardation... this is what you should do for public wellbeing :

Dedicated to Leftists everywhere ... with the possible exceptions of Thatcher and Trump, nothing triggers them more than being reminded of this Hate Reality! 👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Among those who underwent medical "gender reassignment", the increase was stark. Feminising procedures: psychiatric morbidity rose from 9.8% to 60.7%. Masculinising procedures: from 21.6% to 54.5%. The procedures did not resolve the distress.

@SBarrettBar Going off our current progress...

Great. We have a dog. One dog. In a war. 🧐

@SaltyCracker9 @pidatow

@pidatow That's something an ugly chick with a horrible personality would say.

You won't find a more accurate visual representation

@DVATW Lost its rudder ? 🤔

The UK is militarily incontinent.

@SaltyCracker9 @IranArmyMedia I wonder if it is beyond flowers & chocs yet 🤔

@IranArmyMedia You're God damned right, behave accordingly.

Dear Americans, Your president is a madman.

@marklevinshow Watch this slice of moldy bread get more likes than Mark Levin’s unhinged insults.

@stellacreasy Does this incentivise people to get into work or to have more children 🤔

If you think today’s decision to lift the two child benefit cap doesn’t help you, think again. Ending child poverty will in the end help us all. Here’s how. Share to spread the word. #TrueLabour

@LibOrNormal Have 2

Best screenshot wins 🤪🤣

Iceland boss Richard Walker offers job to Waitrose worker who was sacked after 17 years service for tackling Easter egg thief trib.al/A0bSTgI

@TalkTV @jamespriceglos My local Home Bargain has a life size cut out Policeman in the window - about as much use

'Do we need bouncers in shops?' James Price and Jeremy Kyle discuss the employee fired by Waitrose for tackling a shoplifter and the 'urban scarecrow' security guards that aren't allowed to stop thieves. @jamespriceglos

@BasilTheGreat @waitrose Doesn't matter if you can't afford it 🤔

🚨WAITROSE DOUBLES DOWN ON SACKED WORKER What is wrong with you @waitrose ? Waitrose have released a statement CONFIRMING they believe they think they were RIGHT to sack Walker Smith for trying to stop a shoplifter WAITROSE STATEMENT IN COMMENTS 👇

@GriftReport @TheGriftReport Lifetime ban from sainsburys and other high street supermarkets might halp

Terrorist supporters in Sainsburys removing stock they think is from Israel to staff that clearly are tired of their shit.

@GiveUsAQuid @Fatbaldbloke1 @waitrose Maybe there should have been bartering / " how much would you like to pay ? "

@Fatbaldbloke1 @waitrose A Hate Payment!

@waitrose sack checkout girl as she took money off a customer in exchange for their shopping.

Green Party members say Reform don’t stand a chance when they are in town. ‘Our green credentials cannot be beaten or anything’ they lactated. Look at that state of them 👀😬

DISGUSTING: Trans creature was sporting devil horns and had his ass fully exposed while wildly dancing on the steps of St. Patrick’s Cathedral in NYC as stunned families with children poured out of Easter Mass. These are the same unhinged people who demand respect from others.

First moon landing in over 50 yrs… some of these new images are absolutely amazing!

BREAKING: Speculation is rising that Hillary Clinton is at Walter Reed Medical Center.

I don’t think that’s what she planned! 😂