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@latenightercom Mean Girls was a toothless rip off of Heathers with all the smart satire and dark humour taken out. I never understood why it's so popular.

Tina Fey channels 'Meangirls' in new 'SNL UK' promo

@kezia_noble Then why are they voting Green or Labour to make their lives even worse, with more immigration and more competition for jobs and homes.

Teenagers in the 90s: The world is our oyster. Teenagers in 2026: I hope I can scrape up enough money to buy a one bedroom flat above a fried chicken shop in zone 9.

@_xbackup @acnewsitics @Timcast The ones Joe Biden and Merrick Garland had for 4 years?

@OffencePolice @acnewsitics @Timcast From here, you Americans look like clowns. Maybe you don’t smell the shit because you’re part of it. Go, pretend you care about the Epstein files.

Lord have mercy Trump really did post this Mueller has died And he was not a good man But wow Trump is brutal

@KlausIezzi @acnewsitics @Timcast I remember when Alex Jones used to talk about Epstein and pedophile elites and Democrats all made fun of him. Now you're just parroting him and Tucker.

@OffencePolice @acnewsitics @Timcast More so than President Childfucker

@Telegraph Just automate the bloody Tube before the greedy sods bankrupt the country.

RMT union wants its drivers to work a maximum of 32 hours a week, meaning they’d be on £43 an hour Find out which other professions earn similar wages, and what they had to do to get there ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/2…

@acnewsitics @Timcast The Democrat bots are going to pretend they give a fuck about veterans now.

@Timcast A decorated Marine vs a man who dodged the draft and celebrates death. MAGA picked exactly who you’d expect.

@That_Green_Goat @CharlotteCGill @Heccles94 Go on then.

@OffencePolice @CharlotteCGill @Heccles94 Literally nothing. Whereas bigotry stops the likes of you. Hope that's cleared up.

For months, Green Party propagandist @Heccles94 has been tweeting "I would much rather live next door to a refugee than a reform MP". Now you can buy a sticker of this slogan for £3 from the activist group "Not Essential". They sell Vote Green stickers and campaign against Reform and Elon Musk (as do so many of the nasty socialist activist groups such as Everyone Hates Elon and Led by Donkeys). Strangely enough, a lot of socialists' preoccupations crossover with EU's. For instance, the EU hates Reform (the Brexit Party) and Elon Musk (because he supported the Eurosceptic German party, the AfD). The EU Establishment likes the Greens because they don't believe in the nation state either, and promote lax borders. Anyway, socialists are EXTREMELY organised. politicalmerch.co.uk/shop

@TrumpDailyPosts Jesus, it's like a zombie movie with screeching zombies.

A radical leftist throws a drink in officer's face and finds out

@BasilTheGreat Which one is trans? You know one of them must be.

This will be a disaster No one will watch it It won't be funny Will be cancelled after one season And will never be spoken about again

@SkyNews Go on YouTube and watch clips of Chevy Chase or Norm MacDonald doing Weekend Update in the American show's heyday, then ask yourself what is the likelihood of a cast assembled by Sky doing material that edgy and funny.

Will Saturday Night Live be a hit in the UK? Arts and entertainment correspondent Katie Spencer looks at the very American comedic origins of Saturday Night Live UK, and asks if it will be a success for British audiences

@House_of_Ash @SkyNews You think this is "the arts"?

@SkyNews Hilarious that the typical gammons saying it’ll fail because it’s “woke left nonsense”. Name me one, just ONE, right wing comedy show that’s ever done well. You can’t because it hasn’t, right wing comedy doesn’t exist but right wing audience continue to not engage with the arts.

@carla_denyer Then why did people like you bring this bollocks in, if it's so unimportant? Why didn't you put that effort into women's refuges, many of which thanks to you now admit men.

This "debate" about who should use what toilet doesn’t benefit anyone. It doesn’t fix the underfunding of women's refuges, NHS waiting lists leaving women in terrible pain, mums skipping meals to feed their kids. How about we get on with tackling the real issues affecting women?

@Telegraph A man can't help his surname. Hittler did nothing wrong.

🗳️ Arcis-sur-Aube, the small Champagne town of 2,785 people, has been thrust on to the international map thanks to the distinctive names of two candidates Find out about the mayoral race below ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…

@GriftReport @TheGriftReport If he offers you a swim in his pool, run.

Michael Barrymore revisits his fan, a shopworker called Vanessa to give her a bunch of flowers and invite her for coffee after the sweet fan reaction the other week he had with her.

@BenGrahamUK Ask the gays whether they'd sooner have a rainbow painted on the road or the potholes fixed and I think a lot of daft, woke councils woukd be surprised by the answer.

This rainbow junction in Hounslow cost £48,174 of public money. Some will say it promotes inclusion. Others will question the cost. Where do you stand?

Leftists living under capitalism fly to Cuba to tell Cubans that the oppressive communist regime they’ve endured for decades is good for them, only because these leftists hate Trump. 🥲

@Variety I hope Chuck.comes back from the grave and does a roundhouse kick on whoever wrote this ragebait crap, something you know Chuck could do.

Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…

@AlexSmithLaw @Variety They're action movies. Nobody watches them for their politics. You're no different from the assholes who used to blame all society's problems on rap or heavy metal music.

Was Norris a brilliant athlete and top-shelf star? Yes. But there’s no denying that his roles were part of a body of work used to show American strength, might and the pernicious attraction of taking the law into one’s own hands — something that seems less fun in a year in which our country is funneling money into bombing Iran and ICE agents are acting like one-man militias. Given our nation’s divisions in morality, information literacy and overall sense of reality, it’s easier to see Norris’ characters as justification for a fringe conspiracy movement rather than a moral standing. 🤯

@GBPolitcs @kateferguson4 If I lived in Leeds, I might ask what services my council claims it can't afford while it lays on counsellors for its snowflake staff.

🚨NEW: Leeds City Council is providing counselling services to staff due to Nigel Farage’s upcoming visit to the city [@kateferguson4]