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@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion @wpbf_ari I hate this

🚨🐅📸 JUST IN — TIGER WOODS MUG SHOT RELEASED FOLLOWING DUI ARREST IN JUPITER, FL. (First to report: @wpbf_ari)

@genethelawyer @kathyireland I wonder how many lobstermen have married famously beautiful swimsuit models. I’m guessing not many.

@kathyireland I wonder how many fashion models have become the first mate on a lobster boat later in life I’m guessing not many

Lobster season is wrapped! I’m so grateful for this experience. I always had great respect for husband, yet after working by his side as first mate, that respect is off the charts! My other office isn’t the open ocean, yet it’s beautiful!

@GarysheffieldJr Alcohol wasn’t the issue

If Tiger blew triple zeroes why is he being charged with a DUI?

@rpondiscio Correct move

Walked into an upscale Manhattan coffee shop yesterday. Asked for a large drip coffee. Place was empty except for three nice baristas. One said, "Oh, I'm sorry, we're an online company" and explained how to order with a QR code. "Thanks," I said, and went next door to the 7-11.

@WerringH @awfulannouncing @grok Because alcohol wasn’t the problem

@awfulannouncing @grok. Why would you need a urinalysis test if he blew triple zeros?

"[Tiger Woods] did a breathalyzer test, blew triple zeroes. But when it came time for us to ask for a urinalysis test, he refused. And so, he's been charged with DUI, with property damage, and refusal to submit to a lawful test... No one was injured."

This is one of the most perfect things the internet has ever created.

@StateDept @bungarsargon Absolute 🔥

SECRETARY RUBIO: The only thing worse than a communist is an incompetent communist. 🎯

@CynicalPublius Destroying the things that make America strong, prosperous, and free is not an accidental by-product. It’s the central objective of the modern Leftist project.

The idea of taxes on unrealized capital gains for illiquid assets is the stupidest economic policy ever dreamed up. It would be an economy-destroying measure that would basically eliminate the concept of privately owned companies (i.e., companies with equity not traded on the public markets). The death of private companies would result in the death of the major innovation engine that has made the USA the greatest economy in the world. Had such a scheme existed 50 years ago, Apple, Meta, Google, Tesla, Space-X, etc. etc. would never have come into being because they would never have been able to raise VC start-up capital. If this law were to come to pass, unemployment will skyrocket, innovation will plummet, standards of living will be reduced to third world levels, and capital will flee offshore. The nation will tumble into a decades-long Depression and none of the "social justice" ideas Big Chief Lizzie is speaking about will be affordable or even possible. This is the worst economic idea anyone has suggested in any of our lifetimes. But don't worry, Big Chief Lizzie will still get rich off of campaign contributions from the big banks and publicly-trade companies who will be the few beneficiaries of this nation-destroying idea.

@BasedMikeLee No letting up, Mike 💪🏻💪🏻

Who else is tired of this crap!?

@elonmusk Lucky the Wright Brothers didn’t have TSA to contend with, or they’d have missed the flight.

Incredible that it was only 66 years from the first controlled, powered flight to landing on the Moon!

@JayCostaUSA They can do no such thing.

🚨 ALERT - New Jersey can now ARREST I.C.E. and other federal agents for wearing a MASK, with potential JAIL TIME. Yesterday, Governor Mikie Sherrill signed into law the "Law Enforcement Officer Protection Act" which: - Bans most masked interactions by law enforcement, including federal agents and ICE officers - Requires federal officers to identify themselves before arrests using uniform, ID, badge, or verbal disclosure If any federal officer is caught wearing a mask during operations, they would be guilty of a disorderly persons offense, which includes up to 6 MONTHS IN JAIL! Despite this new state law, Federal officials have stated that ICE agents will NOT COMPLY, which means this will likely be a LEGAL BATTLE (costing the NJ Tax Payer MILLIONS of dollars) and NJ will LOSE! More GRANDSTANDING and VIRTUE SIGNALING by our new Governor. USELESS! Keep Fighting 🇺🇸 AI pic from Shore News Network @ShoreNewsNJ

@CommishSmith 💯

I'm not going to dis AOC's B.A., but do you really think earning a bachelor's degree is a more impressive achievement than taking a small family business w/ 6 employees and turning it into a company with over 300 employees and $20 million in annual sales? If so, you're an idiot.

@Mr_Husky1 My son’s favorite fast-casual dining restaurant: ‘The Poach-Lay’

Admit it: Your kid mispronounced a word three years ago and now the whole family says it that way. What's the word in your house? (We still say 'pasketti' and I’m not stopping anytime soon.)

@NBCNews Hmm, why would she do that?

Randi Weingarten, president of one of America’s most powerful teachers unions, strongly pushes back on first lady Melania Trump’s comments that humanoid robot teachers could soon become central to children’s education. nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news…

@itsrosesm The payoff will be exponentially larger

Do you actually think ending Iran's regime is worth the higher gas prices?

@StateDept @SecRubio He strikes the right notes every time.

SECRETARY RUBIO on the G7: I don’t work for France or Germany or Japan. I get along with all of them on a personal level and we work with those governments very carefully. But the people I'm interested in making happy are the people of the United States. I work for them.

@WarriorNight007 It’s an overwhelming feeling 😊❤️

The moment a mother witnesses her baby taking their first steps while cleaning the house was captured on camera like this

@AlexiLalas Criminal illegal alien is the correct term. Hope that comports with the style guide.

This is nuts.

@JamesOKeefeIII Who’s paying for it?

BREAKING: CALIFORNIA MASS IN-PERSON ELECTION FRAUD CRIMES CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Recordings Show Homeless Are Paid By Petitioners To FORGE Real Voters’ Signatures To Sign Ballot Petitions On Skid Row, Thousands of Times Disenfranchised Voters Say They Are OUTRAGED After Being Shown Their Signatures Are Forged Undercover in Los Angeles, James O’Keefe uncovered an election fraud pyramid scheme operating on Skid Row. In Part II of Cash for Ballots, series hidden camera footage shows petition circulators paying homeless individuals $2–$3 per form to sign ballot petitions using the names and addresses of real registered voters and forging their signatures. Circulators provided printed lists of voters, assigned identities, and directed the homeless individuals exactly what to write, monitoring them to ensure the information matched so the circulators get paid. “You only write what I tell you to write.” “Your name’s Robert.” “If you mess up, I can’t get paid.” The conduct captured appears to violate multiple California felony statutes, including Elections Code §18613 (signing another person’s name to a petition), Penal Code §470 (forgery), Elections Code §18601–18602 (paying for petition signatures), and Penal Code §470 (forging signatures). The OMG team and Cam Higby visited addresses tied to the voters' names being used. One resident said the named voter had not lived at the address for nearly a decade, yet election mail was still being delivered. “Doesn’t live here, uh I bought this house nearly 9 years ago. The only reason I know that name, is because we still get her mail.” “i always feel really weird when I get the voting ballot. Cause like, you know, obviously that’s fraudulent.” This is Part II of an ongoing investigation. The Citizen Justice League will continue to release more footage of these crimes caught on tape. @camhigby @ctznjusticelg

@MuseumCommodore 💯

Yep! This would sound strange to anyone who got into computing from the year 2000 onward, but we really did spend hours and hours typing in BASIC code from computer magazines. In my case, it was on my Commodore 64. Who else did this?