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@realtradematrix @BuildTheWallton Got blocked a belter for it but couldn’t believe the sped of the follow back and dm 😭

@RossComedy @BuildTheWallton GAHAHAHAHAH

@BuildTheWallton @Cian_UTD Less than a minute into my DM’s is nuts btw. Chancing bastard.

@RossComedy @Cian_UTD He's not struggling fella. He posts this every few days and has been doing all year.

@RestoreAberdeen @SallyBrabble @jegamegus @Jamie_K420 @JimMac2426 @asda @PoliceScotland @AberdeenCC @KirstySNP Nah you’re alright.

@RossComedy @SallyBrabble @jegamegus @Jamie_K420 @JimMac2426 @asda @PoliceScotland @AberdeenCC @KirstySNP Yes, take a look on the website there are plenty for a party that’s only six weeks old….123k members in six weeks

Been informed that security @asda in Aberdeen near boat people accommodation have been told by @PoliceScotland to NOT stop any boat people from stealing. They are stealing booze btw, now. Forgive my ignorance @AberdeenCC @KirstySNP , but in Scotland. Is the law applied equally?

@RestoreAberdeen @SallyBrabble @jegamegus @Jamie_K420 @JimMac2426 @asda @PoliceScotland @AberdeenCC @KirstySNP Do you have any policies not about immigration? NHS? Budgets for devolved powers, policing reforms, high speed rail and transport, nationalisation of energy companies etc…?

@SallyBrabble @jegamegus @Jamie_K420 @JimMac2426 @RossComedy @asda @PoliceScotland @AberdeenCC @KirstySNP Restore Britain policy is crystal clear….if you arrived here illegally, regardless of current status, you will be deported. If you have family it’s import for families to be together so all will be deported safely together ✈️

BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it? ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that

Btw Facebook has had a horrid algorithm update. Reels is just pro-life, anti-abortion right wing Christian, British Nazi shit every 2/3 videos. wtf??

@trygraptor Genuinely one of the greatest movie ideas I’ve ever seen. Wow.

they should cast Sandra Hüller as a Bond villain

@BenDawson72815 @dominos @Dominos_UK That’s gutting. Hope you get sorted out by then and always choose Italian style base, it’s so much better!! 🫡

My son chose @dominos @Dominos_UK as his choice of takeaway for his birthday. I think the delivery driver walked it here on a lead. Possibly the worst pizza I’ve ever had delivered to my door haha! Cheers Dominos, sons crying now 😂

@marknelsoncomic Gigging with my favourite talksport presenter, what a life. Hope it’s a belter of a weekend!

It will never cease to flatter, delight and amaze me that I am trusted to close shows at The Comedy Store. I have worked my arse off to get here and love every minute.

@realJosiahBurke @EnochBurke Hi Josiah, long term hater of your brother. He constantly trespassed when told not to return to the grounds of the school. Hope you and your family lose everything due to being absolute morons and little horrid bigots. :):)

My brother teacher @EnochBurke is spending tonight in a tiny prison cell in Ireland after refusing to use “they/them” pronouns for a child. This is now over 600 days behind bars. Judges now want to ban his family from attending court. BUT THE TRUTH WILL NEVER BE SILENCED.

@mat_coyg @KieranBassinder @FootyScran It definitely isn’t. Battered infers battered then deep fried. Deep fried doesn’t. You whale

@KieranBassinder @FootyScran The correct term is deep-fried mars bars you whale

WHAT

I’d argue the complete opposite. Sure in their name John gets less, it’s all Edward…but what about when somethings jepic? When something is jamazing? What if they had a particularly good joner jebab? John is the jlue that sticks their whole brand jogether

@Jamie_K420 @JimMac2426 @asda @PoliceScotland @AberdeenCC @KirstySNP 6 years hahahaha what an invention for 2020 in the middle of Covid lockdowns… small boats!!!! Dunno how it took them so long.

@JimMac2426 @asda @PoliceScotland @AberdeenCC @KirstySNP A security guard. And the boat people are the illegal ones coming here, on boats. Or have you not been paying attention to the past 6 yrs

@kikikatsune I know just have a bastard black British passport. Get me oota here😭

@RossComedy nooo lmao I don’t even consider y’all British, you a Celt to me 💀

British soccer fans in my replies being the worst people in the world as always

@kikikatsune Phew, thought that was Scottish slander 😮‍💨

@RossComedy yeah honestly that’s exactly what I meant lol sorry for the generalisation

If anyone wants to buy my feet pics and socks feel free btw #paypig #feet #beer #AyatollahKhomeini

@LxLxFredo @TheGriftReport @realKarlCollins It was a massive story you absolute fucking dweeby rape apologist prick.

@TheGriftReport @realKarlCollins Lol "private jet" no. Sorry. Every jet is tracked on radar, especially one making transnational flights would be trivially easy to track. Shes either mentally ill or fabricating this story

🚨DUFFYTO REVEAL ALL SINGER DRUGGED ON BIRTHDAY, KIDNAPPED ABROAD, RAPED & HELD CAPTIVE FOR FOUR WEEKS IN NEW DISNEY+ BOMBSHELL DOC! Welsh chart queen Duffy (Mercy, Rockferry) was spiked at a restaurant celebrating her birthday in 2010, flown unconscious to a foreign country, imprisoned in a hotel room and brutally raped while the attacker drugged her repeatedly for weeks. She was flown back to Britain, threatened with death if she spoke out, then drugged again in her own home – living in terror, moving houses constantly and vanishing from public life for over a decade. Now she’s telling the full horror in “Duffy: The 5th House” with unprecedented access, interviews and her story of pain, defiance and survival. The truth is finally coming out. Brave as hell.

@AshNicoleMoss Never stop growing just like your nose!!! That’s why I got my ears pinned, At 10. Mahoosive they were. 😭

someone told me your ears grow a little every year. is that true? i don’t think i can afford mine to get any bigger 😭😭😭