Tim Castleman

Hi @united CEO, why should I ever fly your airline again? x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@RomanAcleaf @chrismartenson @jackprandelli Total idiot here, but are the pipes that funnel oil able to be used for NG?

@chrismartenson @jackprandelli In all seriousness... Prudhoe Bay Alaska has been "running low" on oil for a decade (600Kbbl/dy down from 1MIL+). But lots of gas in the ground. Gotta keep the pipeline relevant somehow. (And fund the AK petro-state).

Qatar's LNG is offline for 3-5 years The US was already building the replacement North America's LNG export capacity could more than double by 2029. This chart was drawn before the war. Now it looks like a strategic masterplan ♟️ Projects coming online 2026-2029: 🇺🇸 Plaquemines — already ramping 🇺🇸 Corpus Christi Stage III — coming 🇺🇸 Golden Pass — Exxon/QatarEnergy joint venture 🇨🇦 LNG Canada — first Canadian exports 🇺🇸 Port Arthur — major capacity 🇺🇸 Rio Grande — massive scale 🇺🇸 CP2 Phase 1 — next wave 🇺🇸 Woodside Louisiana LNG — 2029 From 11 bcf/day today to 28+ bcf/day by 2029. Ras Laffan produced 10 bcf/day. Now offline for 3-5 years minimum. The gap is enormous. The US filling it is inevitable. Every desperate LNG buyer (China, Japan, Korea, India, Europe ) now has one supplier capable of scaling at this speed. 🇺🇸 America. Iran accidentally handed the US permanent LNG dominance. This chart is the proof🛢️⚡

@rma1776 @DowntownSeries @OKSTProbs Is that because you support homophobic people?

@DowntownSeries @OKSTProbs I followed him because of this post.

Don’t Norman my Stillwater.

Hey @ryangrim I know you're busy in Cuba but check your DMs please.

@VitalVegas @JacobsVegasLife Last one I got there cost me my marriage ... But my ex wife was the one giving it.

@JacobsVegasLife Have you seriously never had a blowjob here?

9 Things Vegas does better than any other city: 🏈Sporting Events 🍾Bars & Clubs 🕴️Conventions 🥩 Restaurants 🎸Concerts 🍻 Alcohol 🎰Casinos 💒 Weddings 🥳 Divorces

@Smuphy @_NewSlang If he dies tomorrow it would be in tmz for 12 seconds and mostly show him running from zach bryan.

Yea I think Gavin Adcock is the best new country artist. Why?

@VivaLaStool @oonacmccaughan @barstoolsports @BChickenfry She should have taken the money. No I e will remember her

“I literally turned down 12.9 million dollars to help women. I know who I am and I know what I did. You can never take that from me. And within doing that, the relationship I built with my audience and my fanbase and the people that come up to me now is so much more valuable and important and I feel a lot more fulfilled, like I’ve actually helped people” -@BChickenfry

@JHartley2 No you didn't. Show me proof of the offer

I turned down $300,000/yr to join the Marines and serve in the Infantry. Worst financial decision of my life, best overall decision of my life. I wouldn’t take it back, wish I was on that MEU right now, and would give anything to be back in the fight.

@tedcruz Who bombed and killed all those children in school in Iran sir?

WHO killed him? And why are you afraid to say it??

@FinFreedom414 A without a second thought.

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $10M net worth. Travel anywhere. Total freedom. Quiet house. Quiet holidays. Option B: Married. 3 kids. $1M net worth. Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning. Loud house. Full dinner table. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

@ATXVideos @nickshirleyy You say this with no name or photo attached to this account. What are you going to do, repost it?

People in Austin should be motivated by this. What if just 5 of us went out tomorrow and did @nickshirleyy style investigative reporting and showed the world the fraud that city council has engaged in, and the veil of secrecy the soft-on-crime DA's office is operating under...

@kevinrose Who the fuck is going to make any decent money any longer?!?

Five years out, when billions of coding agents exist, software development will be largely solved. The traditional moat of “we have better engineers” disappears. Products will be copied, improved, and open-sourced almost instantly. Defensibility will shift away from code itself, toward distribution, data, brand, and community.

@CrazyIsWriting @GregAbbott_TX Who was the governor when Uvalde happened again?

Great. A large majority of Texas voters are against your crazy DEI mandates. Also, taking race or sex into consideration when hiring, directly violates the Texas Constitution. When Texans and Americans learn about your Bernie Sanders voting record, you will be toast.

@GrovesPK @follard Local builder is offering sub 200k homes that are 800 sq feet. WTF.

@follard Yes you better be sub 300k or above 1m

Was on the road today meeting a spec / semi custom home builder in New Braunfels, TX and anecdotally, we are seeing the same thing: Homes in the $1 million to $2 million dollar range are moving faster than the homes in in the $300k - $1 million range. Y'all seeing the same thing in your market?

@LeonardiThinks @ScottHughesCBB You've never been wrong in your life? The guy makes a mistake and apologized and retracted the statement.

I apologize to Chad-Baker Mazara for my false statements accusing him of fighting on a team plane, lunging at his coach demanding more NIL, and flexing on his teammates with a money spread. Each of these statements was untrue, unsupported by facts, and I retract them in full.

@MJ45Smith @MarkKaboly What is that we want though as far as looking for a farmer and "proper" rasing?

@MarkKaboly No gimmicks. We sell them. The key is finding a farmer that raises what you want and knowing how to explain to the butcher what you want cut.

Has anybody ever bought half of a cow? They still do that gimmick?

@LargeBarstool Would you consider yourself adventurous because if so I gotta rec - Cuba. Don't believe the hype, you can have a great time and if you book a place with a generator power supply be damned. It would be an amazing time and an unforgettable adventure.

@KamVTV @KenPaxtonTX As a woman, you're cool with him cheating on his wife? How is that supporting women?

The same political class that tried to remove @KenPaxtonTX is terrified of one thing: Him walking into the U.S. Senate with the same backbone he’s shown in Texas. They don’t fear polite Republicans. They fear consequences. Send Paxton to Washington. Let's go!

@MikeFrank152027 @Simon_Ingari How sad

@Simon_Ingari I’ve slept in the office a bunch of times. Shows dedication. Nobody would think to complain about that.

A few days ago, my boss called to say I must now work full-time from the office, despite being hired remotely. I said I had no car and the office is 2 hours from home. His reply: “Your personal commute is not my problem!” I didn’t argue. The next morning, I arrived at the office at exactly 8:00 a.m., just as ordered. My commute had taken three transfers and more than 2 hours, but I made sure to step through the door right on time—dragging a small rolling suitcase behind me. My boss froze the moment he saw it. He smirked and asked if I had mistaken the office for the airport. What he didn’t know was that inside the suitcase I had secretly put a blanket, a pillow, a kettle, and three days’ worth of snacks. I smiled sweetly and replied, “Since I don’t have a car and the commute eats up 4 hours a day, I thought it would be best if I just lived here during the week.” Then I set about unpacking. A pillow on my desk chair. A blanket draped neatly over the back. Oatmeal packets stacked in the break room. Before long, I was boiling water with my travel kettle and offering tea to my bewildered coworkers. By lunchtime, I was cross-legged under my desk, answering emails like a college student cramming in a dormitory room. That was when my manager finally pulled me aside, whispering that this was “highly unprofessional.” I tilted my head and said, “Well, my commute may not be the company’s responsibility, but my ability to do my job is. This way, I’ll never be late.” Word traveled quickly. By the next day, two colleagues with equally brutal commutes had brought their own blankets and joked about starting a “cubicle hostel.” HR soon appeared, clearly irritated, asking whether this was really necessary. Now I can’t help wondering if I’ve overplayed my hand. What started as my personal protest has drawn others in, and I’m beginning to worry it could backfire. Maybe I should have just kept my head down and accepted the change. But then again, wasn’t it unfair for the company to make such a sudden, drastic decision in the first place?

@LoewyLawFirm Too bad the constitution of the United States disagrees with you.

@Edfleet75 @RepTroyNehls So you're cool with him having an affair while in office with a staffer?

@KenPaxtonTX @RepTroyNehls Cast my vote for ya, sir Caldwell county , Texas

My guest tonight for President Trump’s State of the Union Address is Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton. I can’t wait to hear President Trump’s message to the American people and hear about all the wins he’s secured in just 13 months. We’re not tired of winning! @KenPaxtonTX