just a developer’s girl

Come on @lyft. Are you serious? There is no one at this airport right now. Driver ended up canceling after 25 minutes. This was after my first driver canceled while I waited at pickup for 20 minutes. He kept saying he would leave soon. Wasted almost an hour of my work day!

@united sent! thanks!

@developersgirl Hi, there. When you have a moment, please DM your confirmation number. ^XO twitter.com/messages/compo…

@kevinrwhitley Rude.

Using this! 🔥

@duolingo Help! My app keeps crashing, so I can’t start a lesson. What do I do?! Gotta keep that streak!!!

Today I received an email from a recruiter suggesting a perfect opportunity for me. The job? A lower rank at my current firm. 😂😂😂 Someone didn’t do their homework…

This week, I was walking by the dryer when it completed its cycle. Your girl went into the laundry room and folded/hung every item of clothing right then and there. Zero refresh cycles needed. Am I a hero? No, I wouldn't go that far. But close.

Look what my husband built! If you’re in the market for a cool serverless router, I got you covered! Apparently the docs are *chef’s kiss*

And here's the @bunjavascript version: Our router passes through any foreign props to the final router, so you can export directly in various runtimes.

Internet Fact: Never release important news on a Friday. @ittydev: We're dropping #ittyrouter v5 tomorrow. It's a Friday.

@pushmatrix @kevinrwhitley

Can't believe I got this working 🤯 Live preview of a Blender scene with the Vision Pro.

anyone else have that problem where you dick around all day and then at 5:00 p.m., you start doing your actual work? why are we like this?!

Seriously, @duolingo!? Just give me this one!

Wanted to see what my @Verizon plan includes. So I clicked on my "plan features" link in my account. These are my features: Thanks. Very helpful...

really bummed about @mint shutting down. I find @creditkarma infinitely less helpful, and way more choked with ads. Anyone have alternative recommendations?

@buitengebieden poor sweet pup

@IroncladDev 7

On a scale of 0-10, how disturbing is this misalignment?

@daboigbae I have no idea what this says, but my programming husband would probably be a "no" due to the use of semicolons.

As a programmer - would you buy a coffee here?

@kevinrwhitley i have no business voting in this poll. should i do it anyway?

Considering a before/after optional handler for an upcoming "flow" feature in itty-router, to execute before each request and after each response. Name choices:

Discussion of why my husband will not let me have a #mandolin: "It's like a motorcycle. It's not a matter of if, but when."