
eggbagels
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eggbagels
@egg_bagels
reply guy operating deep in 🌎🏳️🌈 territory. not a bot/sockpuppet but you should assume I am. 🇺🇸 🚀 😴 💭 (🇺🇦 🇷🇺 ☮️ )


I was wrong Lost money and credibility And I’m very sorry for all of my followers that trusted me I’ll never understand how Trump agreed to the $2m toll, removing sanctions, and enriching uranium My whole bet was that he would never agree to that But that doesn’t matter What matters is things can happen that don’t make sense Never bet more than you can afford to lose PS. I still think the strait stays closed and I’m right but at this point I can no longer trust my own thoughts on this subject




.@VP: "The Iranians thought that the ceasefire included Lebanon and it just didn't. We never made that promise. We never indicated that was going to be the case."




If you are using the earth as a reference frame, the moon is actually doing a close flyby of Artemis II.




To the people of the United States of America




A married couple revealed their government checks. “$142,000 a year.” From disability. $4,700 a month for her. $7,200 a month for him. What does it say about the system when they’re making more doing nothing than the taxpayers working to fund it.


China has invented a process that can turn desert sand into fertile soil in less than a year. They use lab-grown microbes to bind sand together and create firm ground, allowing plants to grow in areas that were uninhabitable.




Japanese news outlets were doing a live translation of the press conference, and when Trump dropped the Pearl Harbor joke the translators were audibly lost for words and paused for a few seconds in disbelief

dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa


“No credible intelligence” to support the bonkers DHS bulletin claiming Iran was planning to attack Gavin Newsom’s state with drones Psy-op confirmed





THE CIA IS HIDING THE EXISTENCE OF GNOMES FROM THE PUBLIC



*SPACEX SAID TO WEIGH CONFIDENTIAL IPO FILING AS SOON AS MARCH *SPACEX COULD SEEK VALUATION OVER $1.75 TRILLION IN IPO: SOURCES












