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Pankaj

@humorEngineer

Staff Software Engineer | Traveller | Politics | Cricket | Credit Card Expert | Memes | Life Experiences | Open for freelancing dev |https://t.co/S2sLf5zCxB

Remote เข้าร่วม Kasım 2009
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Akshay G Jain
Akshay G Jain@Ajain112·
A person born as a twin can roam around the world on their twins passport right?
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Harshit Bohra | Cards Wizard
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Harshit Bohra | Cards Wizard@cards_wizard

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F🫩💫@faviexx·
guys what type of bug is this?
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Pankaj
Pankaj@humorEngineer·
@scottew It was standard for 20 years. Always carry USB A to USB C converter cable
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Scott Wessman
Scott Wessman@scottew·
feels like the world collectively overinvested in USB-A infrastructure
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Péruwelz, Belgique 🇧🇪 English
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le.hl
le.hl@0xleegenz·
Realizing a child born today might have a chance to see the year 2100
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chud of #shtwt !!
chud of #shtwt !!@rottiingflesh·
what if i gave birth in space what nationality would the baby be
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Pankaj
Pankaj@humorEngineer·
This is the message outside one of the restaurants in Japan. I don’t know why people are debating, but it is actually very helpful and time saving for tourists. #Japan
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Douglas Macgregor
Douglas Macgregor@DougAMacgregor·
BREAKING: United States and Iran reportedly discussing 45-day ceasefire plan.
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Pankaj@humorEngineer·
@ItsAndyRyan Bro turned embarrassment into a synchronized performance 😭
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Andy Ryan
Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan·
Years ago my wife and I were on an early date in a Chinese restaurant when another diner came over and said to me: "Can you shut up? You've got a very loud voice". I said: "My girlfriend has very poor hearing. Isn't that right?" And to her enormous credit she replied: "WHAT?"
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Pankaj
Pankaj@humorEngineer·
@TXMCtrades Geopolitics in the streets, pillow talk in the sheets 💀
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𝐓𝐗𝐌𝐂
𝐓𝐗𝐌𝐂@TXMCtrades·
"Open the fuckin Strait" I whisper to my wife as I snuggle up beside her
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Amitabh Bachchan
Amitabh Bachchan@SrBachchan·
T 5702 - एक पुस्तक , ज्ञान का भंडार
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Pankaj@humorEngineer·
@Cobratate Crazy how success gets reduced to shortcuts when people don’t understand the grind.
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Andrew Tate
Andrew Tate@Cobratate·
For men it’s who you know. For girls it’s who you blow.
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Still Learning
Still Learning@Still_learner·
Dear verified and unverified accounts, drop your handles let’s connect with you.
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Pankaj@humorEngineer·
@elonmusk Happy Easter Elon Musk Did the algorithm also resurrect today? 😄
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
✝️ Happy Easter! ✝️
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DeeDee🌟
DeeDee🌟@DiianaD_·
Is your account growing or we should follow you ?🤏🏽
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Pankaj@humorEngineer·
@slim_ma97 We barely read the room, you want us to read history too? 😭
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Slim Thick ᥫ᭡
Slim Thick ᥫ᭡@slim_ma97·
Can men physically tell if a girl just had sex recently with another man🤔
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Pankaj@humorEngineer·
@slim_ma97 Men can’t even tell when “I’m fine” isn’t fine… and you expect forensic detection?
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Pankaj@humorEngineer·
@TateTheTalisman You didn’t hit a nerve, you hit the entire notification panel 💀
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Tristan Tate
Tristan Tate@TateTheTalisman·
I had no idea how butt hurt circumcised men are about men with their full dicks intact. Was totally unaware this was a thing until I made a joke today. Why are they so upset?
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