Jono Ashton

@ManUtd Very crass and poor imagery Unbelievable 🤦‍♂️

Happy Easter from everyone at United! 🐣❤️

@dirk7890 Simon still looks “tremendous” 😗

Does this make you feel old 😂

@bootlegger1974 A tad breezy Captain but weather looks much better from tomorrow onwards Will the speedos make an appearance for a skinny dip 😬

Deeeeww a mighty fine rib eye for tea in the villa 👌washed down with an italian red lads

@DerekTheWeather Looks like Flintshire will miss the worst of it Derek 👀

#StormDave AMBER warning of severe gales in NW Wales valid from 7pm today until 3am tomorrow. Gusts 60-70 mph with exposed locations seeing gusts of around 80 mph. Currently the wind is severe gale force 9 in Dyffryn Mymbyr, Eryri.

@DerekTheWeather @metoffice Very gusty here all morning and into this afternoon in Buckley Derek💨💨

#StormDave will arrive later tomorrow with @metoffice warnings. In Wales, northern and western parts will bear the brunt of the gales. Gusts 50-75 mph. Easter Day on Sunday colder with sunny spells and scattered showers. The wind easing. Monday dry, bright and turning milder.

@bootlegger1974 Watch that A55 captain Solid already Bottom coast road the better option 👍

Duck it that’ll do me lads shooting to the villa for a few cold ones have a great shindig 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

@SeasickPosh @bluenobby Lovely guy but has gone too “political”

@bluenobby He's lost the plot

It's not difficult to see why policing is in such a mess when you consider this liberal clown was once a 'police commander'.

Is it true that the King is not delivering a message for Easter. ? If this is true why is he not ? We need to have a reason. If he can give messages to Muslims on their special religious days surely he must send a message to Christians. @RoyalFamily

@DerekTheWeather @penarthltc A 3/10 weather wise for the Easter weekend Very disappointing 🤨

Lovely for tennis today @penarthltc Not so nice tomorrow! Increasingly windy on Saturday. Gales later in the north and west. A little rain and drizzle. Some dry weather too. Colder Sunday. Sunshine and scattered showers. Winds easing. Monday dry, bright and milder with a breeze.

@MichaelSouther7 @MPFed 3% tops I’m afraid And the big push to drop overtime rates to 1.33 from 1.5 and lose minimum of 4 hours And they say welfare is paramount What a load of bollocks 🧐

@MPFed Which the Police pay review body will totally ignore Now if that was the MPs review body they would just tick ✔️ it as approved I have presented to some of the Police review body who attended GMP A 45 minute waste of time gave them written and oral evidence to support pay rise

In its report to the Police Remuneration Review Body (PRRB), PFEW is calling for a minimum 7% annual pay award for the next three years, a reset it says is essential to halt a downward spiral in retention, morale and operational capability polfed.org/news/latest-ne…

@CllrMikeJones @AdamDandy Sadly not in a million years will the Senedd based in Cardiff l lend their money to a scheme that helps an English city

You are correct, tried to do this 2009-2015, huge resistance from the Welsh Government , they don’t want new roads and as most of the road is in Wales, we need their support

@Perky_43 @piersmorgan Very reminiscent of a police IOPC investigation 2 bites at the cherry 🤷‍♂️

@piersmorgan Most likely scapegoating for their past failings i.e Edwards. If there's more to it then they must state this.

I don’t understand this Scott Mills scandal. He was investigated by police 10yrs ago over alleged offences 25+ years ago, but no action was taken and case was closed. Now he gets instantly fired over same thing? The BBC needs to explain why, surely?

@LeftieStats @drdavidbull @ElectionsEtc Starmer 100% finished if this comes off

‼️NEW | Projected seat change in local elections: ➡️ Ref +2,260 🟢 Grn +450 🟠 Lib +200 🔵 Con -1,010 🔴 Lab -1,900 (Source: Stephen Fisher / @ElectionsEtc)

A Sealand - Saltney Car Bridge would absolutely transform the whole City of Chester for the better, it is long overdue and would benefit our residents for generations to come! It would be a legacy from our generation to our gt. grandchildren. We can’t keep saying we don’t have the ££, we need to find a way to get it done. Even if that means public subscription via a small toll until paid. The Grosvenor Bridge is completely overwhelmed almost every hour of the day. It’s holding the Chester & North Wales economy back. @Go_CheshireWest @FlintshireCC @weezegee @ianroberts52 @JasonShallcross @ShitChester @DeesideDotCom @chestertweetsuk @standardchester

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: Comment, share or quote tweet this post with a photo of your dog(s). Britain is a nation of dog lovers. Let’s show the BBC that they will never get rid of man’s best friend. I’ll go first. Meet Mr. Jelly!

@Perky_43 @Guramitsingh01 Always the obligatory Bondage gear attire Why 🧐🤷‍♂️

@Guramitsingh01 It's nothing more than a freak show. How anybody would seriously vote for these is beyond me.

Degeneracy at its best. Funny how the muslims didnt take part in this.

@JJSharpers The obligatory bad pint Jen 😗

Great night with the Nursery Mums last night 🥂- not for the faint hearted though! This afternoon is all about Cold 🍕, PJs & ER re runs 🚑 on Netflix with my very unsympathetic boys. Feeling rough as 🤢 Must be the ⏰ going forward, that hour makes all the difference 🤣🤣🤣

@PeterBleksley @BigPawsRule @Brick_Cop @metpoliceuk You know when you’re well though of when you get your Long service and Good conduct medal left in an envelope in your work tray 👀🧐

Dear @Brick_Cop, please talk us through your @metpoliceuk exit interview… Thank you for your service, and all the very best for the future.

@obbsie @Brick_Cop @ukhomeoffice No doubt no exit interview and another piece in the healthy churn moving on to better things 🧐 Good luck @Brick_Cop

@Brick_Cop @ukhomeoffice This is a huge loss to the Met & another blow to morale. I know this man; an exceptional police officer in every respect who inspires those under his command. The Brick aspect is a massive bonus. The Met could & should have made better use of his numerous skills. Good luck.

And just like that, 12 years, 2 medals, a whole bunch of memories and wonderful friends later; I’m done. Policing you were my childhood dream. I’m so proud to have been one of you and do my small bit. You’ll always be part of me, but time to live and move on. #ThinBlueLine 🚨

@natasghar @WelshConserv You’re a great voice Natasha and resonate with many voters The Senedd is not a good look from here up in North wales and sadly Plaid will hold the aces propped up by the rump of the utterly useless Labour Party Reform will do very well Times are achanging👀

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 It has been an honour serving the people of South Wales East since 2021. 👇 Here is a snapshot of what I have done as your MS since 2021. 🔵 On May 7th vote for me and @WelshConserv so I can continue to be your voice in the Senedd and stand up for Newport & Islwyn.