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@FoxNews They didn’t have to walk the 140 miles. It was a quick flight on a private plane…right?
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Iran was ordered to leave the U.S. and return to Mexico directly after their first match of the World Cup.
The team had expected to spend the night in California, but was told after their match that everyone must immediately get on a plane for the 140-mile trip back to Tijuana, Mexico.
Coach Amir Ghalenoei says the team was ordered to leave the U.S. but did not say why or who ordered them to leave earlier than planned.
"I think our team is perhaps the most oppressed in the World Cup."

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@NUCLRGOLF I'm sorry, but carnage is really kind of boring to watch.
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@BBGreatMoments The outfield mom is in the outfield to stay away from all the other moms.
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The World Cup soccer announcer in the Turkey vs Australia game just said “you can’t win a game early but you can lose a game early.”
How the hell does that make any sense? If you lose a game early, by default, that means that the other team won the game early.
I have a very strong hatred for all of the stupid cliche phrases like this that get repeated non-stop and are just absolute, complete bullshit.
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BREAKING: President Trump announces he is cancelling planned strikes and bombings on Iran.
The move comes as the president says discussions with the "highest level of Iranian leadership" have taken a positive turn, and that "final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved."

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Why did the Obama Admin struggle so much with such a simple project? They spent 2 years and $34 million on it and within days of completion, the pool was not reflecting anymore.
"It's disgusting."
"It smells like wet dog."
Matt Royer@royermattw
Because it took $13 million to make the reflecting pool do something it already did. Glad we could clear that up.
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@danhattan @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecretaryBurgum @Interior Those aren't bricks, it's the center straining grate. It runs the entire length of the pool, it was already there. When the pool is full you will not see it. Calm down.
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@WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecretaryBurgum @Interior So you fucked up the color and now the bricks below mess the relfection up?
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@chrismartenson @StuffWorthSee I’m gonna order two just because you said this
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@NUCLRGOLF If you have to put yardages on your clubs, you don’t play that much golf.
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@BaseballCentraI @grok if a baseball outfielder catches a fly ball as he's falling over the outfield fence and falls over the fence and catches the ball is the batter out?
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