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@AVGirl4Life Buy UnitedHealth Group

What would you say?

@AmazonHelp Yea the date was yesterday

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@amazon when your driver decides to call in a night 2 stops from your house and just take your package back, one would think they’d be one of the first deliveries the next day. At this point I assume my $500 precision printer is gonna bounce around in a truck until next year.

@realtalkstruth A sledgehammer

What would you put in this space?

@GuntherEagleman I trust Nigerian princes much more than the government.

Simple question, Do you trust the government?

@CalebPoulin4 @Geniustechw “professional FedEx driver”. No such thing.

As a professional FedEx driver myself, we are held to a higher standard. “Drive for everyone else on the road,” is the motto we’re often told. We have a duty to take extra measures to prevent dangerous situations, even when other drivers on the road are not aware they are in one. This trucker should have been confirming his blind spot before swinging over like that. This Jeep was in a dangerous spot. Either clear the trucks right side by speeding up, or falling back, so you are not directly side by side and maintaining the same speed like that… or use the left lane to pass. Do NOT intentionally use the right lane to pass. That’s one of the most dangerous things you can do, especially against a big truck. They CANNOT see you as they’re trying to get back into the right lane, where slower traffic is supposed to reside. It also breaks basic highway rules, and so they are not expecting it.

Who is at fault here?

@AntiLeftMemes The west and ne would fall in days, except AK and HI. Nobody would bother with them. The MW and south would go on for years unless they realize there is no reason for them to be fighting each other. If not the south would win eventually

@oelma__ Julia Child, Martin Yan, Justin Wilson, Jeff Smith , etc

Who taught you ?

@sydneyy_taylor Is clickbait one or 2 words?

I’m 31, 120 lbs, recently divorced. Describe me in one word

@theamelia__ Learn to drive. I say it every damn day.

What do you think?

@bennyjohnson Sales tax instead of income tax. It’s still tax.

BREAKING: President Trump predicts we could see income taxes completely eliminated soon: "I believe in the distant future, you won't have income tax. The tariff money is enormous. You get rid of it, or have it low. But you won't be paying income tax."

@miles_commodore When the weather stopped fitting the narrative

It was global warming when I was a kid, when did it switch to climate change?

@McDonald’s when I order on your mobile app and I don’t get my whole order. Then you have no way to fix it in the app and tell me to call the store. Then the store tells me I have to get back in my car and drive there to get a refund. You’ve gone from mistake to scam.

Hey @SamsClub. After canceling my online prime rib order twice, the meat counter guy told me “Costco’s just down the road.” Since that’s the way you treat customers, that’s exactly where all my future business is going.

@NefflynBe Run for office

@EvanAKilgore I think you’re gullible AF

BREAKING: President Trump’s tariffs generated $33 billion in the month of October. Thoughts?

@oelma__ Nothing but I’d wonder why TF they spoke to me in the first place.

How would you respond..?

@Geniustechw I’ll tell you when you show a shot without makeup instead of two with properly and improperly appled makeup.

Does this girl look better with or without makeup ?

@hr_unhinged Of course your name is Karen

I noticed one employee wearing noise-canceling headphones. Not earbuds. The big, cushioned over-ear kind that create a tiny personal universe. I asked if everything was alright. He said yes, he’s just trying to focus. I told him we value focus, but isolation can misread as resistance to collaboration. He said he’s literally sitting at his desk doing his job. I told him we track human presence, not just output. He asked how presence is measured. I said imperfectly, which is why it's so important. Then I logged “avoiding spontaneous culture building opportunities” in his engagement profile.