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m. stanfield
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m. stanfield
@resetbasis
affordable housing. rubber mallet capital.
เข้าร่วม Ocak 2018
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@resetbasis He doubled down and it’s even better
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives@dom_lucre
🔥🚨BREAKING: Legendary YouTube rapper Afroman dropped a hit song a banger before his highly anticipated lawsuit against him goes to court Monday in Adams County, Ohio. Afroman can be seen calling many officers pedophiles and exposing the alleged corruption. Afroman just released “Batteram Hymns of the Police Whistle Blower” a day before the lawsuit heads to court. Afroman (aka Joseph Foreman) just dropped his new track Batteram Hymn of the Police Whistle Blower” only a day before his defamation trial kicks off in court. Adams County sheriff's deputies are suing him for defamation, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. The claims stem from music videos (including the viral "Lemon Pound Cake") that incorporated footage from the night deputies raided his home—allegedly causing vandalism and property damage while searching for drugs (finding nothing and charging no one), and supposedly walking away with around $400 of his cash. In this fresh release, Afroman directly names the deputies involved, weaves in raid photos and videos as evidence, and layers on some AI-generated comedy to roast the situation and highlight his side of the story.
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Not gonna lie, this song is catchy as hell. Afroman is a national treasure.
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@walkinintheyard If this is true, we need to immediately appoint him at least Secretary of State
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@resetbasis My most tinfoil hat take ever. Afroman staged the whole thing to relaunch his career. Got the Confidential informant to set him up, knew they were thin-skinned enough to sue him. He's been writing the songs since 2007. I'm not mad at him for it, he's a genius.
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Taylor Frankie Paul has responded to a leaked video from 2023 that appears to show her throwing metal stools at her ex, Dakota Mortensen, while her child is nearby.
A spokesperson for Paul said: “It’s sad to see the latest installment of his never-ending, desperate, attention-seeking, destructive campaign to harm Taylor without any regard for the consequences for their child. Releasing an old video, which conveniently omits context, on their son’s birthday is a reprehensible attempt to distract from his own behavior. Thankfully, the public has seen this act before and knows who he is and sadly, many will recognize this pattern of manipulation, both in his actions on the show, and from their own experiences.”
variety.com/2026/tv/news/t…
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@acquisizioni Good. Serves your ass right.
I want full Quickbooks and Instacart integration.
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Goddammit Marlo
m. stanfield@resetbasis
So, we use @DealNav as our CRM at the office. It’s legitimately awesome and built by real estate people. My team wanted a feature built (pins on a map that shows deals nearby that you’ve also looked at) and they built it custom for us. Pretty badass and helpful. Anyway, I said I’d show @acquisizioni some Twitter love as a thank you, and totally forgot. Because, ya know, I’m busy and shit. So he busted my chops and now I’m making an offer to all my followers that he has not approved at all. Try @DealNav and they’ll give you the first month free if you mention this tweet. Also, you should think of any insane feature you can possibly imagine and see if you can get them to build it for you. Honestly, see how far you can push the envelope. And because I don’t get paid for any of this and I love supporting entrepreneurs, please keep me posted on the insane features you request. If you end up with great software and @acquisizioni has a nervous breakdown in the process, that would warm my heart.
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@CollinRugg Imagine competing with 21 other men for a high mileage Hyundai sonata.
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NEW: ABC's "Bachelorette" caught on camera allegedly attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing a chair at him, which appeared to hit her child.
The "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star is reportedly under investigation for domestic violence.
"The Draper City Police Department in Utah [is investigating] the allegations on both sides after a recent incident," Variety recently reported.
It's unclear if the police are investigating this incident or a separate one.
Paul is set to star in Season 22 of “The Bachelorette," which reportedly starts in 3 days.
Insane.
Video: @TMZ
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@NYCMayor @OnyxAurelius Does that come with a City guarantee you won’t rent control the personal property? And enhanced landlord protections? Because I couldn’t imagine a city I’d like to bring a sub-scale rental property to market than NYC.
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If you own a home with a basement, attic, or backyard, chances are you’ve thought about using it to earn a little extra income or as space for a loved one.
We want to make it as easy (and affordable) as possible for you to do that.
NYC recently legalized ADUs — but for too many New Yorkers, they’re still tied up in bureaucracy and expense. We're fixing that.
Our new toolkit at nyc.gov/aduforyou includes preapproved building plans and a financing calculator so you can get right to building.
If we want New York to remain a city for everyone, we have to make it easier for homeowners to stay here. ADU for You will do just that.
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$200 BILLION IS ENOUGH TO:
- Double the annual per‑person spending on K–12 education.
- Expand the ACA tax credit for 7 years.
- Provide up to 2 million people the SNAP benefits they need.
- Provide a middle class tax break of $3,500.
Instead, we will spend it on an illegal war.
This is only the beginning. More money will be wasted. More lives will be lost.
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@skylarromines @nwilliams030 4s have hated 9s since the dawn of man
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@nwilliams030 It’s always women who already have worse bodies than you too
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have had multiple people say basically exactly this to me, it's wild
sydney@demiurgently
(feministly) i could never ruin my body through pregnancy but it’s nice you did!
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The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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@acquisizioni @robert_amenta OnlyFans, but for men in vests near me. How is this so complicated?
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@robert_amenta @resetbasis How would this look?
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Clearly due to my constant tweeting about it, 22 Vandy has become so popular they shut it down 😂
staff told me the cafe portion (2/3 of the formerly public space) is “permanently privatized”.
End of an era
Pat Carino (d/b/a Acquisizioni)@acquisizioni
For anyone in the real estate industry looking for a job and not afraid to “hey mister” for one: Just hang out in the lobby of 22 Vanderbilt. I have never seen less than two real estate people I know personally any time I go there. You can easily sniff us out.
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@diligentsAI @DealNav We have a "no AI bullshit" replies policy around here. Gotta be a human to participate in the discourse.
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DealNav is great for tracking deals, but the real bottleneck for most brokers is the due diligence phase - docs getting lost, buyers going dark, momentum stalling. That’s where AI assistant for DD management is starting to shake things up. Curious if your team deals with that pain point at all?
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So, we use @DealNav as our CRM at the office. It’s legitimately awesome and built by real estate people.
My team wanted a feature built (pins on a map that shows deals nearby that you’ve also looked at) and they built it custom for us. Pretty badass and helpful.
Anyway, I said I’d show @acquisizioni some Twitter love as a thank you, and totally forgot. Because, ya know, I’m busy and shit.
So he busted my chops and now I’m making an offer to all my followers that he has not approved at all.
Try @DealNav and they’ll give you the first month free if you mention this tweet. Also, you should think of any insane feature you can possibly imagine and see if you can get them to build it for you. Honestly, see how far you can push the envelope.
And because I don’t get paid for any of this and I love supporting entrepreneurs, please keep me posted on the insane features you request.
If you end up with great software and @acquisizioni has a nervous breakdown in the process, that would warm my heart.
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@resetbasis I find this SO offensive that she said that!
Only 48% of New Yorkers are Dems! WTF..?
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@aussieflya @DealNav @acquisizioni Pat. You have to knit Eli a sweater that says “knishes get stitches,” I promised him you would and that’s how this works now.
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Let’s keep this going.
If you sign up for @DealNav in the next 30 days, @acquisizioni will get on a zoom call and pretend to be a therapist who will gaslight your partner into supporting whatever insane idea you have.
Therapist Pat will convince your wife to let you buy a pet panther, but only if you’re a member.
Pat Carino (d/b/a Acquisizioni)@acquisizioni
If you’ve followed this lunatic long enough y’all know he truly did not ask my permission before offering this …. also pretty funny/annoying/ironic bc I now have to have the dev team spend time on him AGAIN making a new free month promo code … 😂
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@resetbasis @DealNav Going to have to get it.
My feature request is any time I hover over a storage asset it just pops up with one of @sweatystartup’s insane tweets.
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@colin_of_canada @DealNav Yes. Super easy to use and everything is based on a map interface. Very helpful
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@resetbasis @DealNav I need software.
For our industrial tenants, office tenants and retail tenants.
Is this the right one?
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