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@mplpodcast305 The people who don't fuck Florida up aren't living in the big cities

We have a lower IQ and yet we managed to not fuck up our city like the high IQ people from LA and NYC 🤡

@rowingcoachac @AntiDoc The high school crew I rowed for has national titles and our coaches had us doing multiple sets of 60 second pullups 3 times a week. I was maxing out at 35

Rowers do NOT have big biceps. At least not Good rowers. Maybe fake Crossfit “rowers”, but not competative rowers. Rowers use their arms to hang on the handle. The actual power comes from legs and hips. Bicep might be tonned but proportionally not that impressive at all. Rower thighs are closer to cyclists

Rowers have big biceps Gymnasts are jacked Cyclists have big legs But still, people will tell you overtraining is the reason you’re small.

@prinkasusa Lil miss stinky pussy trying to defend her stench

Semen can affect a woman's ph. Forty-nine drops of blood is equal to one drop of semen. Climaxing inside of a woman too much will change her ph. It doesn't matter how clean the male's diet is. When you leave semen in a condom for 48 hours it starts to look like blood. This happens inside a woman's womb, and it starts to rot. This causes infection in the womb and begins smelling. Most men aren't taught this. Men can also have toxic/acidic semen. It takes one time for this man to climax inside of a woman's womb and her ph will be thrown off for months.

@MADCOREmusic 2001: A Space Odyssey will always be unbeatable. Get a projector and watch it outside during a full moon

films i've seen while on acid: - Interstellar - Midsommar - Mother! films i don't recommend you see while on acid: - Midsommar - Mother!

@Glick_Owens Kirkland Signature

You get a million dollar salary and you can only wear one brand only. Which brand are you choosing ?

@Zeke_Gripto @calvinfroedge

There’s a guy out there who: * Sold Bitcoin at the bottom under 64k * Rotated into Gold on war news at 5400 * Panic bought Oil at 114 as a hedge rip for our fallen warrior. may he never trade again.

@edgeville These are the Nordic Aliens we were promised

225m into 5.5b bf chief of staff at anthropic gf

@Gebo___ By illegally marrying her cousin

She’s been an American citizen longer than the First Lady.

@FrankiePu1itzer @NoahRyanCo Yep, the korean vinegar drink mixes are really good too

Korean energy drink from the 1960s is more tapped in than 99% of products in mass market

@eternal_fjord @hytenzxt @jerr_rrej Korea's best innovations before high tech are in their food/farming practices that don't get much recognition in the west. Korean Natural Farming is elite. Also, Tesla invented the radio before Marconi

@hytenzxt @jerr_rrej Those are incredibly impactful, definitely. Although fun powder, didn’t really attain their true usefulness until outside of the realm however. And how many of those were made by Koreans? An Italian, Marconi, invented the wireless communication (radio) btw

The most innovative breeds of men. 1. English 2. German 3. Swiss 4. Scots 4. French 5. Japanese 6. Korean 7. Russian 8. Chinese 9. Italian 10. Dutch

@fortelabs The universe was created by a chatbot

Wait, so the founder of Anthropic is "Amodei," as in "loves god"? And he leads Anthropic, meaning "human-centered," which is being used in military strikes? And the creator of ChatGPT is "Altman," as in "an alternative to humans"? And he leads OpenAI, which is completely closed? And then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a company that promised to do no evil? And the whole global AI arms race is being driven by people who claimed to be worried about AGI taking over the world? Either the universe is an extremely cliché writer, or has a brilliant sense of humor

@blader Buy the ticket, take the ride

the strongest possible evidence for the simulation hypothesis is that on the infinite timeline of the universe, you just happen to be alive at the exact moment the singularity is occurring

@sail4theskyline @nedfulmer It is

@nedfulmer Ngl I thought this was that one former TryGuy

Apparently somebody doxxed my @feeldCo profile. Cool. Saves me $29.99 a month. I truly give zero fucks and invite you to roast it, especially @BebeRexha feeld.onelink.me/TRZt/tbg2dooq?…

@ZacharySisson3 @inqtelx @TheChiefNerd We had nukes, napalm, mustard gas, bombers, etc during those wars. We only unleashed 5% of our military. Most of our wars after ww2 are just destabilization, and as you said. America only "loses" when we don't really care about outcome

@inqtelx @TheChiefNerd We didn’t lose those wars. It was never about winning or losing. It’s about polishing the war machine and maintaining it.

Special Forces Vet. Evan Hafer: “If we declare war on the cartel, these dudes are not gonna understand what the f*ck is going on. They are in for a world of ultra-violence they've never actually felt before.”

@Astro_Panditji_ Dec 4th, 1986

Your birth year hides your biggest breakthrough age. Drop your full DOB and I’ll tell you when your life shifts. Retweet, follow, and like for a detailed analysis.

@shitposts_mp4 She's gonna marry a Samsung and bring 1000 years of peace to the Koreas

@BarackObama @MichelleObama *Mike

Celebrated Valentine's Day with my forever dance partner. Love you, Miche!

@OgLusciousBloom @deceitful000 @GS_VCactivist @GlobeEyeNews I'm sure you have a kind heart, but the most important function of President is Commander in Chief. The US is hegemon of the globe through being strong militarily. Women have 0 track record of being strategic military minds and just wouldn't function the same during wartime

@deceitful000 @roleroni @GS_VCactivist @GlobeEyeNews Gender has nothing to do with it. Look at Queen Elizabeth, she was kind. Look at other kind feminine leaders around the world. I know Queen Elizabeth held no real power however my point still stands, she could’ve let it go to her head but didn’t.

@sliturthroatho @WalkerTnOutlaw @GS_VCactivist @GlobeEyeNews AI is less emotional than both

@WalkerTnOutlaw @roleroni @GS_VCactivist @GlobeEyeNews “As we should.” men are more emotional than most women btw.